Xen Tattoo Design and More : SPEAK IT! WEAR IT! STICK IT! : LAWS OF LIFE

The laws of life, how they mock us! These witty laws are for your enjoyment and for all! Seek your own personal Law of Life to match your style!

Law of the Workshop The Law of the Workshop states that any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.	Law of the Bath The Law of the Bath states that when the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.	Law of Probability The Law of Probability states: The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
Law of Mechanical Repair The Law of Mechanical Repair states that after your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch or you'll have to pee.	Law of Close Encounters The Law of Close Encounters states the probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.	Law of Biomechanics The Law of Biomechanics states that the severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.