Funny Jewish T-shirts, Gifts and Accessories

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Good Jewish Girl - Gone Bad
Funky T-Shirt that gives all the Hot and shy Jewish Babes an outlet to 'tell it like it is'.

BAR MITZVAH T-SIRT
I had a BAR MITZVAH and all I got was this lousy T-SHIRT

Chai Pod
The first Jewish Music Player that plays only Klezmer and Hasidic Rock'Roll.

Oy Vay !
A Jewish expression often of frustration, but also of excitement.

Nice Jewish boy...
I'm a:Nice Jewish Boy.
Seeking:Slutty Shiksa Whore.

Shofar Hero
A Jewish video game and the lazy Rabbi's alternative to actually playing the Shofar because they are either too lazy, or simply lack the talent.

Half Jewish
A person who has one parent that is Jewish and the other being a non-Jew.

Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket !
Is that a mezuzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

I put the SYN in Synagogue
Be the Coolest Kid in the Temple.Your Rabbi will appreciate this one !!!

Chai Tech
Chai-tech with the Jewish "Chai" symbol and a retro joystick.For all the Jewish Geeks and Gamers out there.

Fuck You (in Hebrew)
Fuck you,or go fuck yourself written in Hebrew.
It is unbelievable how many people actually feel addressed when you wear a shirt like this.

Nice Kippah! Want to fuck?
Every nice Jewish girl thinks that way,even some shiksas do.

Chai Roller
Spend all you cash on cars,women and bling bling menorahs and then go hustle people at the Hanukka dradle game.

Being a Jew...
Being a Jew isn't the only thing that's HARD.

Once you go Jew
Once you go Jew no Christian will do !

Ninjew
A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in jew-fu and the art of throwing stars of David.

Chosen One
Chosen T-shirt for the Chosen People

Still sore from the bris
Bris is a religious ceremony within Judaism to welcome infant Jewish boys into a covenant between God and the Children of Israel through ritual circumcision performed by a mohel.

Supre Jew
The greatest hero of all time.Has all the powers of the regular Jew, only on steroids.

Herzl is my Homeboy
Homeboy is a term used commonly in hoods.Its like a friend,somebody you kick it with,a person who always has your back.

C'mon,make my Shabbos PUNK !
Shabbos is a day to relax and kick back after a mad week.No one will mess with you on Shabbos with this T-shirt

I'm so Chai
I am so high with the Hebrew "Chai" symbol.

Sex,Drugs & Klezmer
Klezmer (the Jewish Rock N' Roll) is a musical tradition which parallels Hasidic and Ashkenazic Judaism. Around the 15th century.

Blow me i'm Jewish
Kisses are for Boychiks,you don't need a kiss !

Shit Happens in Hebrew
Sometimes, shit happens !So this time its in Hebrew

Dradle Champion
Dradle is the centerpiece of a game which is often played after the lighting of the Hanukkah menorah.

Shiksa for President
Most of the time Shiksas are for practice.Can they be a President ? Who knows !

Got any Jewish in you? Want some ?
You know you want some !!!

I love Shiksas
I (star of david) love Shiksas,"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman

Blow Me !
Its blow my Shoffar actually,but its for Her to choose ! Shofar is a musical instrument for Jewish religious purposes. It is intimately connected with both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur.

Ones you go Jew...
Ones you go Jew,You'll never fell blue.To "Feel blue" means loneliness,being sad,feeling very down or depressed.

Talk to the Hamsa
A Jewish way of saying "I'm not listening". Usually comes with a hand gesture and used in response to something offensive or critical.

Gettin high on hanukkah
On T-shirt text:"Can't get high on Torah? Light one up from the Menora !"

Chicks dig the Jewfro
Jewfro is the coolest hairdo in the world and orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent.

I am with Mesugah
Mesugah means "Crazy,Insane" in Yiddish

Made in Israel
Be a true Israeli with this "Made in Israel" Barcode T-shirt.

Mohel at Work
Mohel is a Jewish ritual circumciser who performs a brit milah.

I survived a Jewish Mother
Jewish Mother is an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation.

Gefilte Fish
Like those Christian fish symbols ? Not a problem.Now you can have the same funky fish,without loosing your Jewish pride.

Jewish Alien
Funny Jewish Alien with kippah and "Take me to your Rabbi" text.

Ohio State with "Chai" symbol
Chai symbol consists of the letters of the Hebrew alphabet,and considered as a lucky word in Judaism.

Don't worry ! Be Jewish
Funny and original T-shirt

Stop Kvetching
Kvetch is the yiddish way to say "complaining bitch".Shut up and stop whining you kvetch!!

Irish Jew
With Shamrocks,leaf clovers and Stars od David.Made in Vintage and Tribal style.

Shalom Motherfucker
This is one classic T-shirt.And you don't have to be Jewish to get it or wear it.

Gaza Strip-Club
Gaza strip club is a center of sexual unrest and confrontation between Israeli and Palestinian Strippers.

Keep talking !-I Love drunk Shiksas
"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman.

Rock Star (of David)
The famous Rock star T-shirt with a Jewish twist and the Star of David instead of the usual Star logo !!

Jewish Princess
Elegant and whimsical Jewish Princess T-shirt makes the perfect Chanukah gift for her under the Menorah

Hot Jewish Girl
Funny and rude Parental Advisory logo for Hot Jewish Girls !

Kiss my Toches!
Toches means ass in Yiddish.

I don't roll on Shabbas
Let every body know that you don't roll on shabbas with this funny T-shirt !

Jewlicious
Jewlicious

Shomer Shabbas
Shomer Shabbas Means : I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as hell don't ROLL !!!

Jew So Crazy !
Crazy T-shirt made in a road sign style with funny quote and a jewish twist !

Property of a nice Jewish Boy
A great gift idea for your Girlfriend or Wife,and excellent way to mark your turf !(made in a rubber stamp style)

Shiksas are for Practice
"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman

Kosher
Kosher written in tribal text style,Means that every thing is chill,worthy of acceptance,good and perfect.It's all kosher !

Goy Boy
Goy Boy (Dating jews since the 90's). Great gift Idea for you goy boyfriend or husband !

UZI does it
There is nothing that you cant fix wit the israeli UZI machine gun !

Chai as a Kite
High as a kite with Hebrew "Chai" symbol.

Hebrew Porn Star
Be a true Hebrew Porn Star with this funny and original design .With the "Star of David" instead of the usual star icon.

Jew Unit
Like the mafia but Jewish. Don't mess with these boys or they will bust out their crazy powers.

NO Pork!
NO Pork sign.

Hebrew school drop out
a crazy hebrew Tshirt.

Marijuana in hebrew
Marijuana written in a hebrew text with a grass logo

If you think my nose is big....
If you think my nose is big,wait till you see my Dick! You know what they say about guys with big noses !!!!

Mensch
In Yiddish.Means a good person,role model,a stand-up guy,someone to admire and emulate, someone of noble character.

Vintage Israel
Israeli Independence Day, commemorates the declaration of independence of Israel in 1948. Celebrating the declaration of the state of Israel

The joy of Yiddish
Yiddish Quotes on T-shirts

Israel army
Israeli Defense Force (IDF) Tshirts and gifts,with original unit symbols and designs,wide selections of products available.

RED Fashion
Make your Comrades go crazy with these unique CCCP,KGB and othe RED Fashion styles !

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