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Stay Jewish ! A few reasons: Jewish chicks are hot.Jewish guilt kicks ass.Food tastes so much better when made with schmaltz! You don't need to work on Shabass and you can smoke weed all day. |
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L'chaim Bitches! The Perfect Way to Express Your Love to your beloved family at the Rosh Hashana family feast !Your mishpukhe will appreciate this one. |
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Never buy Gribenes from a Mohel Gribenes are crisp chicken or goose skin cracklings,A favored food among Ashkenazi Jews and it looks a bit like a... |
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Too cool for Shul A state of mind in which a person thinks he is the coolest dude in the Shul (Synagogue) or in general.But I got a news flash for you...you AREN'T |
I Don't Roll on Shabbos Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest.You don't roll on Shabbos,or smoke weed!(not sure about the weed) |
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Suista - One and only Israeli car (made in Israel) Camels found the materials of this car very appetizing, and would often gnaw or eat away parts of the car, explaining why these cars are often seen with chunks missing from their exterior. |
Israel Rules ! Yes,we know there's something wrong with this one.Please don't send us e-mails telling us that we're idiots for mixing up countries. |
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Don't Fuck with the MOSSAD. Israeli MOSSAD is the best intelligence agency in the world that scares the shit out of every living terrorist. |
Bad Ass Mossad Agent. Bad ass Mossad T-shirt.Mossad is the most efficient killing machine in the world if they are after you, your fucked. |
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Powered by Chutzpah My girlfriend had the Chutzpah to ask me to wear a strap-on next time we have sex! Apparently, my cock isn't doing the job for here.What a Chutzpah ! |
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Horny 24/6 Its ok to be horny, but not on Shabbos.Shabbos is the Jewish day of rest.On this day you not supposed to work,ride a car,pick up the phone or fuck... |
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Good Jewish Girl - Gone Bad Funky T-Shirt that gives all the Hot and shy Jewish Babes an outlet to 'tell it like it is'. |
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Shofar Hero A Jewish video game and the lazy Rabbi's alternative to actually playing the Shofar because they are either too lazy, or simply lack the talent. |
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Is that a mezuzzah in your pocket ! Is that a mezuzah in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? |
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Chai Tech Chai-tech with the Jewish "Chai" symbol and a retro joystick.For all the Jewish Geeks and Gamers out there. |
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Chai Roller Spend all you cash on cars,women and bling bling menorahs and then go hustle people at the Hanukka dradle game. |
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Ninjew A silent, stealthy, jewish assassin. Skilled in jew-fu and the art of throwing stars of David. |
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Still sore from the bris Bris is a religious ceremony within Judaism to welcome infant Jewish boys into a covenant between God and the Children of Israel through ritual circumcision performed by a mohel. |
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Herzl is my Homeboy Homeboy is a term used commonly in hoods.Its like a friend,somebody you kick it with,a person who always has your back. |
C'mon,make my Shabbos PUNK ! Shabbos is a day to relax and kick back after a mad week.No one will mess with you on Shabbos with this T-shirt |
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Sex,Drugs & Klezmer Klezmer (the Jewish Rock N' Roll) is a musical tradition which parallels Hasidic and Ashkenazic Judaism. Around the 15th century. |
Dradle Champion Dradle is the centerpiece of a game which is often played after the lighting of the Hanukkah menorah. |
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I love Shiksas I (star of david) love Shiksas,"Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman |
Blow Me ! Its blow my Shoffar actually,but its for Her to choose ! Shofar is a musical instrument for Jewish religious purposes. It is intimately connected with both Rosh Hashanah and Yom Kippur. |
Ones you go Jew... Ones you go Jew,You'll never fell blue.To "Feel blue" means loneliness,being sad,feeling very down or depressed. |
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Talk to the Hamsa A Jewish way of saying "I'm not listening". Usually comes with a hand gesture and used in response to something offensive or critical. |
Chicks dig the Jewfro Jewfro is the coolest hairdo in the world and orgasm-inducing hairstyle worn by people of jewish descent. |
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I survived a Jewish Mother Jewish Mother is an unstoppable force of nature that will feed you, pamper you, and pester you at the slightest provocation. |
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Gefilte Fish Like those Christian fish symbols ? Not a problem.Now you can have the same funky fish,without loosing your Jewish pride. |
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Ohio State with "Chai" symbol Chai symbol consists of the letters of the Hebrew alphabet,and considered as a lucky word in Judaism. |
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Stop Kvetching Kvetch is the yiddish way to say "complaining bitch".Shut up and stop whining you kvetch!! |
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Shalom Motherfucker This is one classic T-shirt.And you don't have to be Jewish to get it or wear it. |
Gaza Strip-Club Gaza strip club is a center of sexual unrest and confrontation between Israeli and Palestinian Strippers. |
Rock Star (of David) The famous Rock star T-shirt with a Jewish twist and the Star of David instead of the usual Star logo !! |
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Jewish Princess Elegant and whimsical Jewish Princess T-shirt makes the perfect Chanukah gift for her under the Menorah |
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Shomer Shabbas Shomer Shabbas Means : I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as hell don't ROLL !!! |
Property of a nice Jewish Boy A great gift idea for your Girlfriend or Wife,and excellent way to mark your turf !(made in a rubber stamp style) |
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Shiksas are for Practice "Shiksa," is a Yiddish word and is used as a reference for a non-Jewish woman |
Kosher Kosher written in tribal text style,Means that every thing is chill,worthy of acceptance,good and perfect.It's all kosher ! |
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Hebrew Porn Star Be a true Hebrew Porn Star with this funny and original design .With the "Star of David" instead of the usual star icon. |
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Jew Unit Like the mafia but Jewish. Don't mess with these boys or they will bust out their crazy powers. |
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Mensch In Yiddish.Means a good person,role model,a stand-up guy,someone to admire and emulate, someone of noble character. |
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Israel army Israeli Defense Force (IDF) Tshirts and gifts,with original unit symbols and designs,wide selections of products available. |
