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my kids are furkids

my kids are furkids
Only "kids" I want around in my house have paws, and better manners than most human ones!

not a game, dammit.

not a game, dammit.
Pets are a committment, not a game. Yet it's amazing how often people swap them around like so many Pokemon cards...

don't declaw

don't declaw
It's not declawing, it's de-toeing. Imagine having the entire first joints of all of your fingers removed... still think it's not animal cruelty?

bullshit!

bullshit!
Breed-specific legislature is stupid and pointless. Irresponsible owners are at fault, not the dogs themselves. Pit bulls are the most commonly banned breed. This punchline just wrote itself.

Pet/Vet

Pet/Vet
This is a mantra all pet owners should live by. If you can't afford basic shots, spaying/neutering, quality food, and be able to get through emergency accidents and illnesses for your companion anima

Gay is the new black

consumerism

ribbons

ribbons
Ribbons, ribbons everywhere... how I hate those bloody ribbons!

distress signal

distress signal
a call for help...

overcompensation

overcompensation
H2's, giant jacked-up SUV's, and lifted overloaded pickups aren't vehicles. They're just penis extensions on wheels. Let'em know you're not buying it.

bloody...

bloody...
Just because I'm physically ABLE to have babies doesn't mean I WANT to. I have other plans for MY life, and I'm tired of the incessant queries of others as to when I'm going to start living the way t

"sanctity"

"sanctity"
Take a look at some of the most flagrent examples of celeb irresponsibility to hit the news in the past few years. See how casually these people treat marriage and divorce? NOW look me in the eye an

seedless

greater than parts

greater than parts
Women are MUCH more than the sum total oftheir reproductive system!

pastafarian cosmology

DogEars

The television lies to you

Nationalism/patriotism short

Patriotism vs Nationalism

Matthew 6:5

Let Rock Die

Remember April 24

About vegetarianism

Segmentation Fault

Segmentation Fault (inv)

Unproductive factionalism (offensive)

Unproductive factionalism (defensive)

The important part

Learning to share

Well, they do

Yay patriotism

fish tank

bichir gang

bichir gang
Gotta watch those polypterus or they start roaming in packs and causing all kinds of trouble...

check out my krib

check out my krib
The owner of a Pelvicachromis pulcher invites you to come admire...

kiss my wrasse

kiss my wrasse
The owner of a rather lovely paddlefin wrasse just wants you to give the fish your affection!

I AM smiling!

I AM smiling!
A cute opaque white female Betta splendens is really much more cheerful than she appears.


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