TOTALLY NEW STUFF, EVEN NEWER THAN THE LAST DAMN TIME YOU WERE HERE!!!!
AND OUR PRICES HAVE DROPPED, TOO, SO CHECK OUT OUR NEW LOW PRICES!
GO AHEAD, I FREAKING DARE YOU!
This is it, the only place on the internet where you can purchase your very own OFFICIAL Church of Ed Wood products ... and man, do we ever have some strange, bizarre, out of this world stuff for you today! It's all cool and it's all full of Wood. So check it out, buy some stuff, support The Church of Ed Wood and show the world that Ed Wood is your savior with these sweet shirts, mugs, buttons, stickers, and more.
All proceeds from the sale of all this stuff will go towards future live Church of Ed Wood events such as Ed-Woodstock, our live movie festival in Sacramento, California. And it will go towards our founder Reverend Steve's love of KFC, which he can never afford.
Man, seriously, we make like NO freaking money from Woodism, so any and all purchase will be highly celebrated!