The Church of Ed Wood's Strange Buyable Stuff

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This is it, the only place on the internet where you can purchase your very own OFFICIAL Church of Ed Wood products ... and man, do we ever have some strange, bizarre, out of this world stuff for you today! It's all cool and it's all full of Wood. So check it out, buy some stuff, support The Church of Ed Wood and show the world that Ed Wood is your savior with these sweet shirts, mugs, buttons, stickers, and more.

All proceeds from the sale of all this stuff will go towards future live Church of Ed Wood events such as Ed-Woodstock, our live movie festival in Sacramento, California. (man, seriously, we make NO money from Woodism, so any purchase will be highly celebrated)