Welcome to Wolf Wear the shop for guys who know what they want
Welcome to Wolf Wear
the shop for guys who know what they want
Announce to the world
who you are - cocksucker, piss pig, ass licker, fist pig or bear
sucker. Or, maybe you're a wild nudist...or a misunderstood Bear.
Don't be shy - tell 'em like it with with our line of items and
apparel that are certain to get you noticed and maybe even put a
phone number in your pocket!
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below to see the full line of products in that store.
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Wolf
Wear Cock Sucker Gear
This is no time to be shy! If you
like a mouthful of man meat, tell the world! Who knows? You might
get more than you can swallow.
Wolf
Wear Piss Pig Gear
Splash about, get wet
and have some fun! Let no beer go un-wasted! Down and dirty pigs
will get their kicks here! Be sure to check out the BACK IMAGE
design on most shirts - they are words to live by.
Wolf
Wear WOOF Gear
Some guys don't get it
- it's a WOOF thing. Subtle enough to pass for something you'd wear
at the mall, obvious enough to mean something to guys who are in the
know.
Gets
Naked Anywhere Gear
Bit of an
exhibitionist? Only need a dare for you to get naked? Let the guys
at the bar (or work, the grocery store, the construction site...)
that all they need to do is ask.
Wolf
Wear Get Laid Gear
I don't care about
your flippin' parade. I don't know squat about your cause. I only
came to get laid. (Hey, at least you earn points for honest!)
Wolf
Wear Bear Sucker Gear
It's Bear huntin'
season, and I'm lookin'
to sack a bear, and nibble on his gibblets! Here's the shirt that
can work its magic for you.
Wolf
Wear Fist Pig Gear
Lay 'em down, grease 'em
up, slide 'em in!
If you or your special
bottom buddy is a fist pig, you will want to check out this great
new line of gear! Add a red-hanky and you're ready to let the guys
know what you're looking for.
Wolf
Wear Piss Top Gear
Need a Urinal? Will a
Piss Pig do?
Been drinking all
night and have no place to get rid of that beer? Here's a way to ask
if there are any piss pigs in the house.
Wear this and see how
many boys line up to get filled up! Or, recycle your beer bottle for
'em and let 'em beg for it.
Wolf
Wear WOOF Gear
Some guys don't get it
- it's a WOOF thing. Subtle enough to pass for something you'd wear
at the mall, obvious enough to mean something to guys who are in the
know.
