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»	Well Hung
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»	Moo Means No!
»	Your Dum
»	Everyone Loves A Dikfore
»	I'm Just Not That Into You
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»	Jesus Likes You
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»	Midgets
»	Man Boobs Are Hot
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»	Who The Hell Is Pedro?
»	You Look Nothing Like...
»	Underachiever
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»	Yeah, I'm Single
»	Middle Eastern
»	I Fell Asleep
»	Blind Paraplegic Paintball
»	Porn Is For Jerkoffs
»	Brussel Sprouts
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»	I Ate Stupid
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I Totally Blasted My Pecs Today
You can feel them if you want

ZILF
Zebra I'd Like To F@#k

Jokester Jesus
Do whatever you want

Not Tonight Ladies
I'm just here to get wasted

I screwed Sarah Palin
By voting for Obama

Cuddly Bastard
I have a split personality

I'll Be Bach
A play on Arnold's classic line "I'll be back"

Rock, Paper, Scissors
decisions... decisions

Well Hello Ladies
Awwwwwwwwwe Yeah

It Feels Good To Be Gangsta
It certainly does

Not a Good Bar Shirt
Ouch! Ahhh! Stop it!

Free Hugs
Actually I'm Just A Pervert

Back Off!
Don't mess with me!

Moles
They Grow on You

Cornbread
Ain't nothing wrong with that

Walk Toward the Moustache
Do what the nice officer says

Our Love Is Forever
or until you get fat

I Am McLovin
The organ donor

I Have Great Abs

Pencils
Where #2 is Number 1

Will you play with my wii?
Maybe we can have a sleepover!

I'm Not in Love With Your Tone

Regular Everyday Normal Guy
Nothing special about me

World's Goodest English Teecher
Well.. maybe not

PEO
50% of People

Poland?
The Ultimate Pollock Joke

Maroons
Oranges strange cousin

Save a Plant
Eat a Plant

Peace
of crap

I Shaved My Pubes For This?
Why did I bother?

Lint
I really need a lint brush

There's No Writing on Back
In case you were wondering

Nipples Are Silly
Why do men have them?

Fencing
It's for the gays

Badass
I'm so badass it's ridiculous

I Swear To Sober
I'm God

This Is How I Roll
I roll hard and make dough

I Enjoy Enjoyment
I really do

I'm with This Shirt
A twist on the classic "I'm with Stupid" shirt

Free Drink Shirt
A Free Drink Everywhere You Go!

I Just Can't Listen To You Anymore

Grillz
Only Douchbags Wear Grillz

Challah Achoo
Let Me Holla At You

A Bunch Of Words On A Shirt
What? You were expecting something else?

Ma! The Meatloaf!
Let's Crash Some Funerals!

Soccer Moms
Let's Kick It!

Chinese Writing
I Have No Idea What This Says

Waxed Asshole
I Waxed My Asshole For This?

Fierce
Fierce is the New Fabulous

What The F@#k Is The Internet?
The Internet is a communication tool...

iPhone home
If only ET had an iPhone

I'm With Stupid
They're everywhere!

Suckas Better Duck!
Good Old Nintendo Duck Hunt

My Pace
Slow, Slower and Stop

Electronik Supersonik
Oh yeah baby!

That's Gangster
The perfect shirt for the hardcore thug

Laughing Jesus
I'll be right back. Everyone just wait patiently...

Litter
It's Just So Much Easier

Do You Douche?
One of Life's Precious Moments

Grandpas Rock!
I Meant That Literally

Laser Cats!
Lasers and Cats!

I'm Not On Myspace
But Thanx For Asking

Uncool Shirt
This shirt could have been cooler

Dear Aunt Sally
Rememeber Roy G Biv and all that crap

Hip
I'm Talking About The Bodypart

Don't Smoke
Chew Chewlies Gum

Chlorophyll?
More like Bore-aphyll

The Shocker
New and Improved

666
That's My Credit Score

Guns Don't Kill People
Well they kinda do

Large Marge Sent Me
Good old Pee Wee

Waste Management
I Swear, I Work In Waste Management

Five Cents
A Wearable Pickup Line

Make Out
Want To Join Me?

Where My Hose At?
Where they at? Where they at?

Karate
I can defend any attack

Never Forget
Our Fallen Brother Atari

PILF
Pie I'd Like To F@#k

White and Nerdy
I'm just so white and nerdy

The Notebook
I Cried During The Notebook

Piece of Ass
A Very Classy Shirt

Sticky Notes
Reminder To Buy More

Rubber Fist
It was sexy time

I'm Here For The Ganbang
I'm Here For The Gangbang

My Pen Is Big
Get Your Mind Out Of The Gutter

Hug It Out
Let's Hug It Out Bitch?!

I Lost My Phone Number
Can I Have Yours?

Morrie's Wig Shop
Morrie's Wigs Don't Come Off!

I'm With Stupid
and he's standing right in front of me

Wallet Robber
I Dare You To Read This One

Fugowee Indians
We're The Fugowee

Dysfunctional
I put the fun in dysfunctional

Leave The Gun, Take The Cannoli
Keep it in the family

Thank You For Bowing
Now kiss my ring peasant

Miles Davis
If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis

Sudoku
Fuck it. I give up.

Leggy
How many legs does it have?

I'll Do One
Once it hits your lips it's so good!

Upside Down
It's The Next Big Thing!

Jimmy Two Times
I'm Gonna Go Get The Papers, Get The Papers

More Cowbell
I gotta have more cowbell!

Pants
Just like shorts, only longer

I Leave Toilet Seats Up
And honestly I'm not apologetic about it

Scottie Doesn't Know
Don't Tell Scottie

Oops, I Crapped My Pants
Tess had a little accident

Carbs Have Feelings Too
Hey Atkins! Have a heart.

Well Hung
There's nothing like a neatly hung shirt

Bananas
Putting the laughter back in manslaughter

A Nice Girl Never Poops

Craigslist
I Found Your Girlfriend On Craigslist

Flip Cup Loser
You just can't keep it up

Grandma
When boredom turns to violence

Moo Means No!
Stay away from those cows, pervert!

Your Dum
you stewpid itiot

Everyone Loves A Dikfore
What's A Dick For?

I'm Just Not That Into You
Getting rid of a pesky crush has never been easier

Spoons
Just as good as forks

Tighty Whities
Because They're So Damn Sexy

Peanut Butter
Help PB get with J.

Jesus Likes You
Like more than a friend

He Loves The Cock
Let the world know how gay your buddy is

Famous In Japan

No Diving
Don't get any crazy ideas roller boy

Pawk Flied Lice
Would You Rike Sum?

Midgets
Please don't feed them

Man Boobs Are Hot
If women can have them, why can't we?!

Who The Hell Is Pedro?
And why is everyone voting for him?

You Look Nothing Like...
Your Picture From The Internet

Underachiever
Fuck it. I give up.

Skidmarks
They're the shit!

Yeah, I'm Single
And I desperately need help ironing

Middle Eastern
Get with it.

I Fell Asleep
Clowns didn't eat me

Blind Paraplegic Paintball
Ouch! Ahh! Ping! Pow!!

Porn Is For Jerkoffs
And wackjobs too

Brussel Sprouts
The perfect gift for someone you love

Have A Day
Let them know you care... somewhat

I Ate Stupid
I was with stupid and I got really hungry

Shotgun
The official shotgun t-shirt

Stop Reading My Shirt
No really, stop it

Lousy T-Shirt
This is all I got at the t-shirt shop

Procrastinators Anonymous
Meetings Start Tomorrow

Wupty Do
For those of us who aren't one of those over-zealous yahoos

I'm a Vampire
You're About To Have Your Neck Bitten

wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!
I hope you have a warranty on that new plasma TV.

Gangster Movie Shirts
Shirts from your favorite gangster movies

Office Space Shirts

Billy Madison Shirts
Shirts from the movie Billy Madison

I'd Rather be Doing Something Else
When you'd rather be doing something else