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Welcome!
Life is full of lessons. We hear great to-the-point wit and wisdom all the time...the kind that make you say "Wow, that's true!"

Now you can wear your favorite saying and more. Show everyone how clever, witty, and wise you are with WiseWitty. For example, our friendly sign in the yard graphic designs combined with humorous quotes are eye catching to make sure that everyone gets the message. Your friends, family members, and acquaintances will laugh out loud, and agree with what you have to say. Wear it and show it off!.

They will also want to know where they can get their own WiseWitty statement. Don't keep your wisdom a secret, tell them to come to www.wisewitty.com.

In fact, our WiseWitty clothing, cups, mugs and more make perfect gifts for anyone who has some wisdom to share.

You are known by the company you keep.

You are known by the company you keep.
Birds of a feather flock together is so true. Look to your right and look to your left and you will see yourself.

Aim at nothing and you will hit it.

Aim at nothing and you will hit it.
Go through life with any goals and sure enough you'll end up without the achievements you think you deserve!

Don't steal. The government hates competition.

Don't steal. The government hates competition.
Thieves go to prison while politicians become millionaires. They wave the flag, and make you smile, while they pick your pocket.

Happiness requires effort.

Happiness requires effort.
Look in the mirror the next time you are feeling blue, or feeling that the world isn't doing enough for you. The answer to happiness will be right in front of you.

A dreamer lives forever.

A dreamer lives forever.
Dreams and the things they build go on for generations. The ideas that gave them life live on forever.

Money talks. Mine says goodbye.

Money talks. Mine says goodbye.
There's no conversation in my wallet, not even a whisper.

Stupid is a boundless concept.

Stupid is a boundless concept.
Maybe that's why so many people text when they drive, or have "one more for the road"!

Chase 2 rabbits and both will get away.

Chase 2 rabbits and both will get away.
Splitting your focus, your money, and your affection will only leave you bewildered, broke and lonely!

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.

Crime wouldn't pay if the government ran it.
The government never seems to take enough of our money to get "the job done." Problem is they can't tell us what the job is...while they get rich!

You can't recycle wasted time.

You can't recycle wasted time.
You can't change what has happened. You can't predict the future. You can only live in the moment, so don't waste it!

Someday is not a day of the week.

Someday is not a day of the week.
Nothing gets done if you plan to get to it "someday." Today means today. Tomorrow means tomorrow. Someday means...well, maybe.

Facts spoil a good argument

Facts spoil a good argument
Emotions get in the way of a good debate, and so does a cold, hard fact. Hey, we all stretch the truth...at least a little!


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