Wild World Shirts And Gifts : GEEKS AND NERDS T-SHIRTS AND GIFTS

Need a gift for that computer geek, gamer, or software engineer? How about a new t-shirt to live in as the old one is probably falling apart. Add a new mug for the jolt of caffeine, pillow or mousepad. Or you can buy a nice geeky shirt for yourself because everyone knows nerds are hot right now and brains are the new aphrodisiac.

Got Your Bells and Whistles Tired of having to spend your days putting lipstick on pigs? Here's your t-shirt that says "Got you bells and whistles right here." Wear it in silent protest of those unreasonable demands.	Bells And Whistles A whistle, bells, and flurry of stars on a t-shirt or button lets them know who's got it all. Get a mug for your favorite geek, a mousepad for that nerdy friend, and a tile treasure box for you.	What Up A cute little robot asks "what up" with the IM shortcuts of a question mark and the caret sign. Text a geek today about this great shirt they'll really <3. Pass out buttons and stickers to say hello.
Plug And Play Yeah, it's an old joke, the electric cord and plug and the words "Plug and Play." But that doesn't mean you can't still get a few laughs in this updated denim-look version t-shirt.	Meh Fucking Meh You've seen the shirts, the cups, the hats, the mousepads, anything geeky has at least one "meh." But here is something special. "Meh fucking me." Now you can not care even more.	Loose Nut At Keyboard Ever work tech support? Spent a day removing viruses from grandpa's machine? Here's your shirt. "Most computer problems are caused by a loose nut between the chair and the keyboard." Great geek gift.
Dancing Baloney Specialist Those animated gifs and other annoyances on websites are dancing baloney. Wear your "Dancing Baloney Specialist" shirt to the next design meeting where the client wants things to move.	Ego Surfer Ever looked up your name on the internet? Ever done it more than once? Are you an expert at finding obscure references to yourself online? You're an "Ego Surfer" with familiar colored letters.	Geek Geeks are the ultimate deviants because the intelligence required to be a full-fledged geek means you chose to be one. Wear this design of letters spelling "Geek" on computer keys.
LOL At Idiots Big blue letters spell out LOL and underneath them it says "at all the idiots in the world." Great t-shirt for yourself or as a gift for your favorite geeky nerd type that likes to LOL.	At One With Geekdom There's nothing wrong with you that a few hours in front of a screen won't cure. Let people know you're happy the way you are. As the shirt says: "I am at one with my geekdom." Great geek/nerd gift.	Won't Fix Computer Afraid to go visit friends and family because they'll want you to figure out what's wrong with their computer? Here's your shirt. "It's my day off. Fix your own damn computer."
Computer Kickboxing Day after day you try and beat your computer at chess and fail miserably. T-shirt says in red letters: "If you can't beat the computer at chess, take up kickboxing and win every time."	Mouse Potato Marathon Those long distance marathon runners have nothing on you as this shirt in shades of blue lettering proves: "First Place, Mouse Potato Marathon." Great gift for your favorite geeky nerd.	Alpha Geek They cringe when they see you coming to give them a report on why the IT department didn't bother to come in. Everyone knows better than to question your judgement because you're "Alpha Geek!"
Brain Lives In Bad Sector Geeks, Nerds, Gamers and other computer folks know the awful truth: "My brain lives in a bad sector." No one wants to know what haunts you in the real world. Wear this shirt as a warning.	Beta is Latin How many times have the programming geeks told you it's still in Beta? Give it back to them with this t-shirt, mug, mousepad, sticker or other gifts that says "Beta is Latin for still doesn't work."	Bit Flipper It's probably redundant to use Geek and Crazy in the same sentence, but it's a charming madness and this shirt, mug, mousepad or sticker says "Warning. Prone to bit-flipping fits."
Client/Server Action Computer geeks are nothing if they're not subtle in their never-ending and often futile attempts to get laid. Make it easy with this t-shirt that says: "Looking for some client/server action."	WYSIWYG The acronym WYSIWYG means "what you see if what you get" and originally enjoyed popular usage in html editors and other applications. Now it means that you are who you are and take it or leave it.	End Keyboard Plaque A ribbon shaped from chips, doughnuts, jelly beans and half-eaten apples illustrate the words "End keyboard plaque in our lifetimes." Great t-shirt or mousepad for geeks who eat at the computer.
Wetware Loves Meatbot You fell in love when you met in the virtual world, now be good geeks and venture into the real world to share your love with this t-shirt of two hearts and the words "Wetware + Meatbot 4ever."	1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d It's an oldie but goodie "1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d" that says for the non-geeks "If you can read this you really need to get laid." Give a t-shirt to a nerdy progammer for fun.	LMAO Smilies Anyone can wear LMAO on a t-shirt, but you'll really be laughing your ass off with this design of yellow smiley faces inside the letters. Makes a great magnet, button, or sticker for gift giving.
Not User Friendly You're not an anti-social geek who wouldn't know a social skill if it slapped you upside the head. You're just "Not User Friendly" as this t-shirt with a yucky face in lime green and orange says.	Meat Jail We all know the real world sucks and if you're longing for a hookup in the virtual world, here's your t-shirt "Break me out of this damn meat jail." Great gift for your favorite geek, gamer and nerd.	Warm-Blooded Machine Keyboard letters spell out the hidden truth about you. You're not something as base as human. You're a "Warm-blooded machine." Great geek wear, or give it to your nerd as a gift.
No Place like 127.0.0.1 When your own computer is all that's left to make you feel warm and fuzzy in the cold, hard plastic world, it's time to beat feet to 127.0.0.1, the equivalent of YOUR home planet.	Computer Geeks Response When you venture down to the pit where the software engineers live to inform them of a problem, they'll get back to you with "According to my calculations, the problem doesn't exist."	Programming Humor No matter what you do the machine wins. Here's your t-shirt to acknowledge that frustrating match-up: "Programming, an art form that fights back." Great gift for your favorite geek or nerd.
Exclamation Point Those of you who spend a lot of time texting or IMing know the value of an exclamation point in those great virutal conversations. Be something to shout about in the real world with this shirt.	Red Question Mark If you're IMing or texting, the question mark is a vital symbol for carrying on a conversation. Now you can wear it on a t-shirt, button or other gift items to say hey, wazzup?