Six-Pack Killer Red, bleeding letters that say "I killed a six pack just to watch it die" and bullet holes make a great t-shirt for that drinking party or other beer-filled partying and sporting event. |
One For The Ditch The bar is closing. The tavern is chasing out the drunks. The kegger is running dry. It's time for the silly drunk smiley face t-shirt and the words "Bartender, gimme one for the ditch." |
Drug humor Want some company while partying? Here's your t-shirt: "Don't do drugs" and in smaller letters underneath it "without me." Nice on a bumper sticker and button too. |
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Drunk People A keg of beer with a hose has three drunks rolling on the floor and the words "I see drunk people." Great party shirt for those long kegger nights and hot drinking rituals. |
Go Marijuana Green Here's a t-shirt that encourages you to go green in a different way. Illustrated with a nice big marijuana leaf and rainbow letters that urge you to "Go Green." Nice environmental pot-smoker gift. |
Weed Enthusiast Here's a pot smoker's t-shirt that is perfect to wear to parties, dances, taverns, when out and looking for some fun. A white crow holds a rainbow pot leaf. Text says: "Weed Enthusiast." |
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Beer Love A dancing beer bottle with hearts foaming from the top and a smiley face label says "Beer makes the heart grow fonder." Great party, drinking, and spring break t-shirt to fall in drunken lust. |
Beer Dancers It's an oldie but goodie and as true as ever if you've ever been in a college bar on a party weekend. An awkward dancing figure illustrates the words"Beer, it's why white people think they can dance." |
Drinks Well With Others Are you a perfect party guest or are you looking for a party? Either way, this t-shirt will get you in the door. A geeky and friendly guy holds an armful of beer and says "Drinks well with others." |
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See Drunk People A weird little dude says "I see drunk people." Great t-shirt to wear to parties where people will be drinking, or for a night out barhopping to different beer drinking taverns. |
Where's My Beer A green beer lover wearing a pirate hat asks "Dude, where's my beer?" Great party and drinking shirt, and since he's green it can also double as a St. Patrick's day partying tee. |
Drink Beer A keg of beer with a hose coming out it and the words "Drink to cure the curse of sobriety" makes a perfect shirt to wear to a kegger, drinking party, barhopping, and partying. |
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Beer Me Three orange skeletons raise their arms to catch a beer. Green text says "Beer Me." Great party shirt for Spring Break, St. Patrick's Day, tavern hopping or your friendly neighborhood kegger. |
Party Trained Beer kegs,overflowing glasses of beer and the words "Party Trained" lets everyone know you're ready to get drunk and party for Spring Break, St. Patrick's Day, or any excuse to drink beer. |
Horn Dog Letting the howling begin when you walk into the party or any bar wearing this t-shirt with a Viking sporting a nice rack of horns to announce "Horn Dog" has arrived. |
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Gun Party If your idea of a good time is to knock back a few beers and then go shoot something up, here's your t-shirt "It's not a party until the guns come out." With bullet holes and abstract barrel design. |
Carpe Denim You know all those fake Latin phrases? Here's a great one for your party shirt "Carpe Denim, seize my pants." After a few beers at the local tavern or party, you may get an offer to seize your pants. |
Freshly Baked Nice grassy fonts announce what many already suspect about you: "Freshly Baked." It can mean that you are crazy as a loon or that something green and leafy makes you crazy as a loon. |
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Tequila Looking for a great party shirt that spells out your personal philosophy? Here's your t-shirt design. "I always take life with a grain of salt, and a slice of lime, and a shot of Tequila." |
Dopeless Hope Fiend You know who you are...always out of weed and wishing and hoping that situation will change. Here's the t-shirt for you. Text says:"Dopeless Hope Fiend." |
Drugs and Alcohol If they thought your driving was bad before, this will have them moving far far away from you. "Drugs and Alcohol Cured My Road Rage." |
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Drugs Metric System You've heard the old saying that you learn best what you love best? In America, if it weren't for drugs, Americans would never learn the metric system. |
Put It On My Tab Are you on first-name basis with all the police in town? Do they wait for you the minute you leave your driveway? Here's your shirt: "Hello Officer! Put It On My Tab." Great party t-shirt. |
Drink Your Beer There's nothing more wasteful than an undrunk beer when there's so many sober people on the planet. This shirt urges you to drink up, "Finish your beer because there are sober kids on the planet." |
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Bombed Squad Need a great party shirt? Check out this design in metal-inspired fonts that reads: "Bombed Squad." Great for bar-hopping, college parties, and keggers. |
Beer Filtering System The old saying that you only rent beer is never more true than when you spend an evening drinking lots of beer. Here's a perfect party drinking shirt that says in big letters "Beer Filtering System." |
More Beer Your alcohol levels have reached critical levels because there's now more blood than booze in your body. Time for more beer! More rum! More wine! More Tequila! More Vodka! Hell, mix them all! |
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I Tappa Kegga There's only one fraternity or sorority that reflects your interest in life: drinking and partying, and that's I TAPPA KEGGA. Wear it with college pride as you tap open that kegger next time. |
Booze Here's a great party and drinking shirt. It says: "Booze is the answer. What was the question?" Great gift for your favorite party animal or wear it tavern and bar hopping. |




























