Wild World Shirts And Gifts : SEX T-SHIRTS AND GIFTS

If Sex, dating, one night stands, meaningful overnight relationships, and weekend flings are what sets your blood to stirring, here's your shirts, hats, buttons, magnets and other gifts. Wear your pickup lines on a shirt. Warn that you're catch and release only. Find it all from slutty to trashy to subtle to just plain crude and rude.

Orgasm Specialist You've got a special talent you've worked years to perfect. Let the horny among us know of it with big blue letters that say "Orgasm Specialist." Great party and pub crawling shirt.	Master Of Oral Arts Got a tongue on you that won't quit? Here's a way to draw fans of your special talent to you in droves. In red stylized background blocks, black words says "Master of Oral Arts."	Looking For Two Good Men Poly? Or do you just like threesomes? Either way, here's your statement to wear on a shirt or button to lure the guys "Looking for two good men." In eye-catching baby blue.
Looking For Two Good Women Poly? Or do you just like threesomes? Either way, here's your statement to wear on a shirt or button to lure the ladies "Looking for two good women." In eye-catching yellow and blue.	Cougar Seeks Boy Toy A sensuous cougar lounges on a branch wrapped in the words "Cougar seeks boy toy." Give it to your favorite sexy older woman as a gift. Or wear it to parties and pick up some amusement.	Polyamory Polyamorous? Find others who believe that monogamy is an unnatural act with this design of two rainbow colored parrots and the word "Poly" underneath them. Nice way to share Polyamory.
Fucks Like A Weasel Looking to hook up at the tavern, bar, or party? Here's some help getting noticed with yellow, orange and red flame-colored words on shirt that says you "Fuck Like A Weasel."	Pussy Wrangler Looking to get laid while out partying and drinking? Red letters in a western wood sign design spells out your talent as a "Pussy Wrangler." Great to wear while cruising for sex at bars and taverns.	Humping Machine A camel silhouette with a nice, solid hump is a backdrop for the words "Humping Machine." Wear it to parties, keggers, taverns, and bars to let everyone know you're ready anytime.
Dwarf Porn A short, round blue critter standing on its head is the perfect illustration for this t-shirt to make you stand out at the party, tavern, bar, or pub. It says "I heart dwarf porn."	Blow Job A demented face with an open mouth illustrates the important rule of dating: "Love never goes cold and shallow for those who suck and swallow." Wear it and get some oral sex for yourself.	Eat Me When you're out looking to get laid you need all the help you can get. Here's a cut to the chase t-shirt with a hot dog on a stick and the words "Hungry? I've got something you can chew on."
Lust Monkey You know you're hot and now there's a t-shirt to help you get the word out. A monkey silhouette and the words "Hot little lust monkey" with its tail on fire will lure the hot and horny.	Fuck Me I'm Good Looking to make an impression at the tavern, bar, or hot party? Here's your t-shirt that says "Fuck me I'm hot." It can be read as an endorsement of your talents or as an invitation. Your call.	Holy Sex A lit candle with angel wings and stars shooting from the top look great on a t-shirt with the words "Sex with me is a religious experience." Great gift for your horny friends who need to get laid.
Pickup Line Looking to get some sex? Here's a shirt to wear partying, drinking, and hunting up a quickie one night stand. In blue letters "There's nothing quite as nice as the feeling of something new."	Eat You Looking for the perfect t-shirt saying to wear tavern hopping, partying, drinking and looking for sex? Here it is in bright red letters "If we are what we eat I could be you by morning."	I'm Your Ride A green frog-like face says "I'm Your Ride." Funny t-shirt to wear partying, drinking, or anywhere you're looking to hook-up with a one night stand. If they laugh when they see it, you've got 'em.
Coitus Ergo Sum Use some Latin to get laid with this t-shirt that has "Coitus Ergo Sum" in red letters with frayed black edges. Loose translation is "I Fuck therefore I am." Great conversation starter.	Horny But Sensitive Cute little blue goat-like critter gazes wistfully and says "Horny But Sensitive." Funny t-shirt to get some smiles, conversation, free beer, and an offer to take care of that horny problem.	You Want Kinky Have some fun the next time you're out partying with a t-shirt that has a gas masked party animal asking "You want kinky?" Great conversation starter to help in getting yourself laid.
Me So Horny Devil A dancing and hopping sexy little red devil lets everyone who sees you wearing this t-shirt that "Me So Horny." Nice gift mug, button, or card to let someone know you're so horny.	Not Wearing Underwear Let the world know what's under your clothes, and what isn't under your clothes. This funny design with smiley faces says: "I'm not wearing underwear." A great way to get smiles and new friends.	Prince Fucking Charming Truth in advertising is important while dating. Let them know right up front what they're getting so there won't be any nasty surprises later. You ARE the nasty surprise: Meet Prince Fucking Charming
Three Wishes Text says: "Here I Am. Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes?" Nice homecoming t-shirt or gift to surprise someone who isn't expecting you home yet from far away lands.	Casual Sex Let your t-shirt, button, or bumpersticker do your asking for you. Nice smiley faces help you ask the important question: "Are you into casual sex, or should I dress up?"	Free and Single Are you free and single, a confirmed bachelor or bachelorette? Here's your perfect t-shirt. It says: "I think, therefore I am single."
Sleeps Well With Others Next time you go out on the town to engage in some barhopping, partying, and checking out the merchandise, stand out with this shirt that says: "Sleeps Well With Others."	Cheap and Nasty Looking for a funny t-shirt to wear partying and drinking? Here's one that says "Cheap and Nasty." Great for one night stands or other quick hookups for fun and mutual tongue hockey.	Women And Math Tired of hearing women can't do Math? Here's a perfect response: a retro woman holds two fingers closely apart. Text says "Men always claim THIS is 8 inches, and they say WE can't do Math."
Expensive You're not just high maintenance. You're damned expensive and worth every bit of the attention and cash showered on you. Let ordinary folk know the score with this shirt that says "Expensive."	Tiger In Bed Do you make your partner purr in contentment? Here's your shirt. It says "Tiger in Bed." And it has two strategically placed tiger's paws. Great gift for your favorite beast, wild or tame.	Sugar Mama If older men can have themselves some nice arm candy, why can't you? Here's your cougar shirt that has a heart-shaped flower and the words "Sugar Mama." Go get 'em ladies.
Sex For Pony You've always wanted a pony and now that you're grown up, here's a way to get one. Nice sweet words with flowers on them say "I'll fuck you for a pony." Funny party and drinking shirt to get you laid.	Dirty Mouth A long-tongued critter flashes its credentials and says "I've got a dirty mouth and I know how to use it." In shades ranging from yellow to deep orange to let everyone know how hot you are.	Conjugal Visitor Here's a great t-shirt to make lots of new friends. It has a dancing jester and the words "Professional Conjugal Visitor." Let's everyone know right up front you're just in it for the sex.
Phuc Mee Want to have some fun with people? Here's a nice varsity style design that says "Phuc Mee" which lmakes people think you own a restaurant, went to a foreign school, or are a world traveler.	ME FK U GD Like texting, used to IMing for sex? Here's your t-shirt that also works well on a button, sticker, coffee cup or wall poster to help you get laid. It says in red letters "ME FK U GD"	Erotic Pleasures Specialist Even though your reputation precedes you, there's no reason you can't advertise and broaden your base. Nice, sensuous font spells out: "Erotic Pleasures Specialist."
Normal For Sex There are only a few reasons to ever act normal and sex is one of them. You can always go crazy during and after the deal is sealed. In the meantime, let prospects know you "Will Act Normal For Sex."	Had A Friend Once Just in case people fail to see you are more than an alienated, anti-social nihilistic loner, wear this on a shirt to remind them: "I had a friend once but the rope broke and he got away."	Tastes Like Chicken Have some fun with this design as it can mean a lot of different things, such as exactly WHAT tastes like chicken? Design very simply states: "Tastes Like Chicken."
Dip Me In Honey Here's a perfect shirt for that special hedonist in your life who also really enjoys being devoured by women. The text says: "Dip Me In Honey and Throw Me To The Women."	Kinky First Time Like everything else in life, IT is only kinky the first time. Great conversation starter for partying or barhopping as it gives you a chance to define exactly what you mean by IT.	Sex Is My Religion Some worship an imaginary playmate, others worship the Easter Bunny, still others worship a 6 pack of beer. You, on the other hand, worship what really matters: Sex. Yes, let us pray.
Meaningless Sex As the t-shirt says, "Don't assume I'm not into cheap meaningless sex." Wear it to the next college drinking party, out barhopping, at a dorm party, or anywhere there's horny people.	Kinky Sex Some people are just not the plain vanilla variety. Let your kinky preferences attract like-minded fans of fun and games with this design that says: You Me Whipped Cream Handcuffs. Any Questions?	Restless Third Leg Need a shirt to help you get laid? Here's the perfect one to generate sympathy at parties and other occasions where the beer flows freely: "Suffers from Restless Third Leg Syndrome."
Slutty Look You've spent hours working on your hair for that just-got-out-of-bed look, and you want everyone to know the whole package took effort. Here's your shirt. "I work hard to look this slutty."	Women and Dragons Text says: "An angry dragon can eat you but an angry woman is far more dangerous." This is very wise advice most men need to give serious thought to at least once in their lives.	Men Have Two Heads An old classic that hangs in there because it is just so true. "Men have two heads but only enough blood to use one at a time." Get it for your guy or wear it yourself to show you're on to them.
Moody Bitch Seeks It never hurts to advertise for exactly what you want. In your case the shirt says it all: "Moody Bitch seeks nice guy for love-hate relationship." Don't despair ladies, they're out there waiting.	Back For More Looking for an obvious way to hint that one-night chance encounter was not quite enough to dampen your interest? Wear this on a shirt or button: "Been there, done that, back for more."	Got Some Sex Want to make some new friends or do you enjoy watching people smile? This design that asks people to "Smile If You Got Some Last Night" will make them smile either way.
Dominatrix Looking for someone naughty to take lessons from Mistress? Wear this design with the word "Dominatrix" on a t-shirt or on a button, and see who grovels and whimpers at your feet.	Man Eater Is your favorite snack a bit of rump roast, some man thigh, or other tasty bits? Here's your t-shirt complete with spider in her web and the scary words: "Man Eater."	Want Me You're hot and you know it, so why pretend that everyone's not looking at you when you know better. Wear this shirt at the next party or out on the town: "You Know You Want Me."
Divorce Announcement Need a way to say it's over with a t-shirt, button, card, and even a poster? A bloody heart and a poem says it for you. "Roses are red, violets are blue, love is dead, I'm divorcing you."	Mr. Right Everyone's looking for Mr. Right and you've dated everyone but him. "I haven't met Mr Right, but I found Mr Cheap, Mr Sleazy, Mr Wrong, and Mr Sexually Confused."	Hourglass Jules Renard quote "Love is like an hourglass with the heart filling up as the brain empties." Available on several colors of t-shirts, buttons, stickers, and intimate apparel.
Deserve Each Other Have you ever noticed the biggest jerks often end up with each other? There's a nice justice about that, especially when it's your ex who is living the words: "Most People Deserve Each Other."	The Damned One big advantaged to being one of the damned is you can really let loose now that the pressure is off to be like everyone else. Wear this design with pride that says: "The damned make better lovers."	Beer And Sex An old classic that's still true and will always get a laugh if you wear it to that great party or for a night on the town. "Alcohol. Helping ugly people have sex for centuries."
Sexy Beast Are you a sexy beast and aren't the least bit shy about it? Here's your t-shirt. It says simply: "Sexy Beast." And it also makes a great gift for that hottie in your life.	Smokin' Hot You know you're smokin' hot and a fan club quickly develops where ever you go. Separate the weaklings from the bunch with this flaming design that asks: "Think you can handle this?"	Revenge Fuck You know they're out there, the freshly dumped, betrayed, horny and looking to even the score. That's where you like to come in. "Looking for revenge fuck? I can help you."
Unstable Psycho The best way to be understood and accepted is to find someone just as crazy as you are. It never hurts to advertise for the functionally insane. "Unstable Psycho Seeks Same."	Spring Fling It's warm and lovely outside, the sap is running, the pollen is flying, and the heart and other organs are going pitter patter. Time to advertise for that Spring Fling to get you through summer.	Love and Divorce In the middle of a divorce? Looking for something to send that soon to be EX? Been dumped and want to send a message? Here's your design. "Love is grand. Divorce is one hundred grand."
Date No Evil This is a great party shirt to wear out on the town while visiting your favorite taverns and bars. In bright letters you can read even while drunk: "See no evil. Hear no evil. Date no evil."	Greek Letter Sex Bored with ordinary Greek Fraternity shirts? Here's one that's far more cool and important and emphasizes what you get lots of and they get none of: Sex...spelled the Greek way.	Sexy Party Looking for a great party or date t-shirt that lets potential overnight "guests" know you're free and single by choice? "My heart and brain have short attention spans and live happily in my pants."