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» BASS FISHING RULES
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» FISHING IT'S AN ART!
» FISH OR CUT BAIT!
» BULLSHOI...IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
» BULLSHOI,,,NO PAIN NO GAIN!
» FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!
» CHARGERS FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!
» PACKERS FOOTBALL...IT'S AN ART!
» PATRIOT'S FOOTBALL...IT'S A SCIENCE!
» RAIDERS RULE!
» TAILGATING
» I'VE GOT THE NUTS!
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» EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE GAMBLING
» POKER...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
» TEXAS HOLD'EM...IT'S A RELIGION!
» MOMS RULE
» DADS (think they...) RULE
» KIDS wanna...RULE
» EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE SHOES
» SHOES
» SHOES...THANK GOD!
» THE ENTREMANURE!
» COOKING...IT'S AN ART!
» GRILLING...IT'S AN ART!
» CHANNEL SURFING
» GOLF...IT'S A RELIGION!
» GOLF IT'S AN ART (AMER GOTHIC)
» GOLF...IT'S AN ART! (DAVID)
» GOLF... IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
» GOLF..,IT'S A SICKNESS
» GOLF...IT'S A SCIENCE!
» PIT LIZARDS RULE
» EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE
» SHOPPING...SOMETIMES IT GETS UGLY!
» SHOPPING...IT'S A SCIENCE!
» SHOPPING...IT'S AN ART!
» POKER
» TENNIS...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
» TENNIS...IT'S A SCIENCE!
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WHATTACHARACTER!
Simi Valley, CA

I've been doing what I love for over 25 years now and I still get a kick out of creating these wacky images and crazy characters. If you enjoy displaying them half as much as I've enjoyed creating them, we'll both be very happy!

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STOP!..take a break and look at some of our fun designs. Hopefully, they'll make you smile. JUST CLICK ON THE IMAGES BELOW to see them displayed on a variety of great products. ENJOY!...and don't forget to ADD US TO YOUR FAVORITES!!

GRANDMA RULES

GRANDMA RULES
What a fun way to honor GRANDMA...let her know that she rules the family with a soft hand and a kind heart. Click here for more whimsical GRANDMA RULES images on different products.

GRANDPA RULES

GRANDPA RULES
We can't forget about Grandpa, after all if Grandpa wasn't around who would Grandma have to blame things on? Click here to see Grandpa on a variety of products.

SENIOR MOMENT

SENIOR MOMENT
If you suddenly can't remember why you're looking at this web site, these images are for you.

SUPER SENIOR

SUPER SENIOR
This isn't just your everyday, run of the mill senior...oh no...this is a SUPER SENIOR!

SHIT!

SHIT!
Well,,,I think this says it all.

I LOVE CHILDREN...

I LOVE CHILDREN...
Have some fun when Hannibal Lector meets W.C. Fields. He LOVES CHILDREN...WHEN THEY'RE PREPARED WELL!

MARINES RULE

MARINES RULE
Nothing captures the "Gung Ho!" spirit of the Marine corps like this stirring image we proudly call...MARINES RULE!

FALLEN HEROES

FALLEN HEROES
No matter what branch of service, male or female... let us never forget our FALLEN HEROES!

FALLEN HEROES

FALLEN HEROES
Here's another powerful image in our FALLEN HEROES series...lest we forget!

NOW...MORE THAN EVER!

NOW...MORE THAN EVER!
Uncle Sam needs all Americans to stand up and be counted NOW...MORE THAN EVER!

IN DOG WE TRUST (LAB)

IN DOG WE TRUST (LAB)
The ultimate tribute to your lab.

IN DOG WE TRUST (YELLOW LAB)

IN DOG WE TRUST (YELLOW LAB)
One of the most popular breeds, immortalized IN DOG WE TRUST!

IN DOG WE TRUST (DOBERMAN)

IN DOG WE TRUST (DOBERMAN)
Certainly no Republic would be complete without the power and majesty of the mighty Doberman...IN DOG WE TRUST!

IN DOG WE TRUST (POODLE)

IN DOG WE TRUST (POODLE)
Maybe not big in size, but huge of heart...Your poodle deserves to be reverred in such a way...IN DOG WE TRUST!

IN DOG WE TRUST

IN DOG WE TRUST
Here's an opportunity to salute the dog in your life with this powerful image , click here to see it with your favorite breed on various products.

THE CANINE REPUBLIC

THE CANINE REPUBLIC
What better tribute to man's best friend...THE CANINE REPUBLIC on various products salutes all breeds.

LABS RULE

LABS RULE
A stunning chocolate lab is captured in this moving image on a number of quality products...a must for "LAB LOVERS" everywhere!

BIRD HUNTING RULES

BIRD HUNTING RULES
Nothing captures the thrill of this sport more than the sight of a great pointer locked on birds...then you know why BIRD HUNTING RULES!

DEER HUNTING RULES

DEER HUNTING RULES
Every deer hunters heart will pound at the site of this beautiful buck on full alert...DEER HUNTING RULES!

HOUSE BREAKING...IT'S AN ART!

HOUSE BREAKING...IT'S AN ART!
The fine art of potty training and "Poop Patrol" are illustrated in this hilarious American Gothic image...HOUSE BREAKING...IT'S AN ART!

HELLOOO!!

HELLOOO!!
What a face! How can you resist this little puppy looking for someone to love?

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE PUPPY

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE PUPPY
What applies to the kitten goes the same for this adorable little puppy. If this image isn't EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE I don't know what is!

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE KITTEN

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE KITTEN
If you're a cat lover, or have friends and relatives who are, you will find this image to truly be EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE!...with an AWWWW! factor that's off the charts.

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE...BASS FISHING!

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE...BASS FISHING!
WOW!! There's nothing like the sight of a lunker largemouth breaking the water at the end of your line!...now that's EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE! Check this one out on a number of great products.

BASS FISHING RULES

BASS FISHING RULES
What a Lunker!,,,when you see this image you'll know why BASS FISHNG RULES!

BASS FISHING RULES...EXPLOSION!

BASS FISHING RULES...EXPLOSION!
There's nothing more exciting for a Bass fisherman than when that Lunker on the end of your line EXPLODES out of the water!

FISHING IT'S AN ART!

FISHING IT'S AN ART!
Even though our famous AMERICAN GOTHIC couple doesn't look it...trust me...they LOVE TO FISH!

FISH OR CUT BAIT!

FISH OR CUT BAIT!
This crazy image pertains not only to the sport of fishing, but the game of LIFE! Make it your motto by displaying it on these great products.

BULLSHOI...IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!

BULLSHOI...IF YOU GOT IT, FLAUNT IT!
The beauty of dance...at any age...is to be shared with the world, so girl...IF YOU GOT IT FLAUNT IT!

BULLSHOI,,,NO PAIN NO GAIN!

BULLSHOI,,,NO PAIN NO GAIN!
Being a dancer isn't easy, it takes sweat, hard work and determination...NO PAIN NO GAIN!..that's no BULLSHOI!

FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!

FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!
Here comes Moses with the Tablets and guess what's on them...FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!

CHARGERS FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!

CHARGERS FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!
When a Chargers fan says the Super Bowl winner is carved in stone,,,he means it...CHARGERS FOOTBALL...THANK GOD!

PACKERS FOOTBALL...IT'S AN ART!

PACKERS FOOTBALL...IT'S AN ART!
Even the reserved, refined and mysterious lady with the smile, Mona Lisa wears her cheesehead hat when it's time for PACKERS FOOTBALL!

PATRIOT'S FOOTBALL...IT'S A SCIENCE!

PATRIOT'S FOOTBALL...IT'S A SCIENCE!
Patriot's football...it's no just a game, a weekend recreation...oh no..PATRIOT'S FOOTBALL...IT'S A SCIENCE!

RAIDERS RULE!

RAIDERS RULE!
Even these big tough Raider fans have to pee...and when they have to go, THEY HAVE TO GO!

TAILGATING

TAILGATING
This is the place for all you TAILGATERS to find fun images on great gifts. Even the renowned scientist Dr.Albert Einstein was known to throw down a few and party once in awhile.

I'VE GOT THE NUTS!

I'VE GOT THE NUTS!
You're holding a winningTexas Hold'em hand with this one!...as well as promoting the arts. Click on the image to see I'VE GOT THE NUTS! on a number of fun products.

POKEROLOGY

POKEROLOGY
With the raging popularity of poker, the only way to be sure you won't go down the toilet because you don't understand the terminology is to speak fluent, POKEROLOGY!

TEXAS HOLD'EM...IT'S A SCIENCE!

TEXAS HOLD'EM...IT'S A SCIENCE!
That's right, Texas Hold'em is more than a game...it's a SCIENCE! By displaying this image you're telling the world that you and Albert Einstein KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT!

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE GAMBLING

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE GAMBLING
Have fun displaying this edgy, contemporary image of EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE POKER. Click on the image to see more gambling designs and products about craps, slots and more.

POKER...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)

POKER...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
Talk about a POKER FACE!...now we know what Mona Lisa is smiling about...she's holding a winning hand and the pot is huge!

TEXAS HOLD'EM...IT'S A RELIGION!

TEXAS HOLD'EM...IT'S A RELIGION!
What better way to show the world how devout a Texas Hold"em fan you are? It's not just a game, it's not even a passion..it's your RELIGION!

MOMS RULE

MOMS RULE
Every kid knows what every parent knows and that is...MOMS RULE! Take a look at a number of MOMS RULE designs on a choice of great gifts. Get one for your mom, she'll love it!

DADS (think they...) RULE

DADS (think they...) RULE
That's right Dad the secret's out...the family just let's you THINK YOU RULE! What a fun gift for every dad from all those who love him. Click on image to see products.

KIDS wanna...RULE

KIDS wanna...RULE
BIG SURPRISE!...hey, everyone knows that KIDS wanna RULE. Why not let them know YOU KNOW by getting them a gift displaying this fun design. Click on image to see gifts and apparel.

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE SHOES

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE SHOES
Ladies...can we talk? What's more EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE than your passion for SHOES! Tell the world about it with this fun image on a number of products...except,unfortunately, A PAIR OF SHOES!

SHOES

SHOES
Even the great psychiatrist sigmund Freud would think twice about getting in the way of a woman and a pair of hot new shoes. See this and other unique images about SHOES!

SHOES...THANK GOD!

SHOES...THANK GOD!
We women are thankful for many things in our life...our health, our friends, our family and don't forget SHOES...THANK GOD!

THE ENTREMANURE!

THE ENTREMANURE!
Here's the one for all you CAPTAINS OF INDUSTRY! What a great gift for that hard charging, business owner who knows all the tricks or the fledgling entrepeneur who had better learn them.

COOKING...IT'S AN ART!

COOKING...IT'S AN ART!
And SHE COULD COOK TOO! Display to the world your passion for cooking? We have a number of fun images on great products that celebrate your love for all things culinary.

GRILLING...IT'S AN ART!

GRILLING...IT'S AN ART!
Nothing says America more than the culinary art of GRILLING. And what better way to display it than with our most recognizable work of art...AMERICAN GOTHIC.

CHANNEL SURFING

CHANNEL SURFING
Yes, the great Albert Einstein was a couch potato.
Have fun giving your channel surfing friends a gift bearing this design. Click on the image to see it on a number of different products.

GOLF...IT'S A RELIGION!

GOLF...IT'S A RELIGION!
Now we know that when God created Adam he knew exactly what he was doing...after all, he created him in his own image...an avid GOLFER!

GOLF IT'S AN ART (AMER GOTHIC)

GOLF IT'S AN ART (AMER GOTHIC)
I'll bet these two are a riot on the golf course.. don't they look like they know how to kick back and have fun? Well, if they don't, you will when you display this wacky image on our great products.

GOLF...IT'S AN ART! (DAVID)

GOLF...IT'S AN ART! (DAVID)
Finally, with the help of Michelangelo, golf can take it's rightful place as an art form..just don't mistake this for a DRESS CODE! Click on the image to see this design on different quality products

GOLF... IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)

GOLF... IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
Ladies, rumor has it that Mona not only has a killer smile, but she's also got a dynamite GOLF SWING! Have fun displaying this unique image on several great products.

GOLF..,IT'S A SICKNESS

GOLF..,IT'S A SICKNESS
If Freud is right and golf is a sickness, then thank God there's NO CURE!...and by the way he's holding that club, it looks like the good doctor has played a few holes himself.

GOLF...IT'S A SCIENCE!

GOLF...IT'S A SCIENCE!
Golf is not just going out with your buddies and knocking the stuffings out of little ball. To quote the great Albert Einstein, "Golf requires thought, study and research just like any other SCIENCE."

PIT LIZARDS RULE

PIT LIZARDS RULE
Here's the gift for all you die-hard racing fans,..otherwise known as PIT LIZARDS! From NASCAR to dirt bikes PIT LIZARDS RULE! Click on image to see this cool design on different products

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE

EXTREMELY ADDICTIVE
There's not much more to say when you display this image on JUST ABOUT ANYTHING!...it's really fun on a camisole, t-shirt, boxers or how about a thong!

SHOPPING...SOMETIMES IT GETS UGLY!

SHOPPING...SOMETIMES IT GETS UGLY!
Anyone who's ever been in the middle of a "sale feeding frenzy" will understand that it's not for the faint of heart and can get UGLY!

SHOPPING...IT'S A SCIENCE!

SHOPPING...IT'S A SCIENCE!
If you believe shopping is more of a science than an art, then this is the image for you...and you're in good company, because, the great scientist Dr. Albert Einstien AGREES!

SHOPPING...IT'S AN ART!

SHOPPING...IT'S AN ART!
Leonardo would be proud of his famous lady, she not only has a smile that has haunted man for centuries,but she's managed to elevate shopping to an ART FORM!

POKER

POKER
POKER..it's taking the nation by storm! This is your chance to hit the jackpot with our collection of unique and clever images that put a fun twist on the game of poker.

TENNIS...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)

TENNIS...IT'S AN ART! (MONA LISA)
Mona Lisa not only has a killer smile, but she's also got a wicked back hand! Ladies, what a cool gift for you and all your tennis pals. Take a look at this fun image on lots of great products.

TENNIS...IT'S A SCIENCE!

TENNIS...IT'S A SCIENCE!
Yes, the great Albert Einstein loved tennis and belived it was a science. He could often be found on the court with his racquet and SLIDE RULE! A great gift for tennis lovers!

WINTER SPORTS

WINTER SPORTS
According to Albert Einstein, "The angle of the skis is in direct proportion to the banging of your backside on the slopes". Click here for more fun winter sports images on different products.

GCTPA LOGO

GCTPA LOGO
For all you Gold Coast team penners, now you can get the association logo on a number of great products from tee's and sweat shirts to mugs and wall clocks. CLICK ON IMAGE TO VIEW PRODUCTS.

G.C.T.P.A. "A LITTLE  HELP"

G.C.T.P.A. "A LITTLE HELP"
Anybody who's been third in and can't find their cow can identify with this one! Click on image to see this design on a number of great products.

JUMBA THE SILVERBACK

JUMBA THE SILVERBACK
All the power, intelligence and nobility of the great silverback Jumba, is captured in this original, signed pencil sketch by the artist. This moving image is on a number of great products.

DOMESTICALLY DISABLED

DOMESTICALLY DISABLED
If you have absolutely no desire or aptitude for doing things around the house, you're looking in the right category. We've got fun images on great products that display that fact to the world.


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