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There's a cosmic Jewish zombie
(who is also his own father)
who can make you live forever
if you eat his flesh symbolically
and tell him telepathically
you want him as your Master,
so that he can take the evil
from your spiritual essence
that is there in every human
since a talking snake persuaded
a nude
* rib-created woman
to consume and give her partner
good-from-bad-revealing
fruit from off a magical fruit tree.

What's the matter? It's just a literal summary of Christianity! We thought you took your religion literally!

You may have seen something like this before, but the verse format is unique to these products - try chanting it aloud!

*Badges and mugs say "new" - it's just one of those quirks

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Cosmic Zombie 2.25" Button
$4.75
Cosmic Zombie Mini Button
Cosmic Zombie Mini Button
$3.00
Cosmic Zombie Magnet
Cosmic Zombie Magnet
$4.75
Cosmic Zombie 2.25
Cosmic Zombie 2.25" Button (10 pack)
$20.00
Cosmic Zombie Mini Button (10 pack)
Cosmic Zombie Mini Button (10 pack)
$18.00
Cosmic Zombie 2.25
Cosmic Zombie 2.25" Magnet (10 pack)
$20.00
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Cosmic Zombie Rectangle Magnet
$5.50
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Cosmic Zombie Rectangle Magnet (10 pack)
$34.00
Cosmic Zombie Mug
Cosmic Zombie Mug
$14.00
Cosmic Zombie Large Mug
Cosmic Zombie Large Mug
$15.00
Cosmic Zombie Stein
Cosmic Zombie Stein
$17.00
Cosmic Zombie Framed Tile
Cosmic Zombie Framed Tile
$11.50
Cosmic Zombie Tile Coaster
Cosmic Zombie Tile Coaster
$7.00
Cosmic Zombie Keepsake Box
Cosmic Zombie Keepsake Box
$23.50
Cosmic Zombie Postcards (Package of 8)
Cosmic Zombie Postcards (Package of 8)
$8.50
Cosmic Zombie Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
Cosmic Zombie Greeting Cards (Pk of 10)
$18.00
Cosmic Zombie Throw Pillow
Cosmic Zombie Throw Pillow
$19.00
Cosmic Zombie Tote Bag
Cosmic Zombie Tote Bag
$16.00
Cosmic Zombie Framed Panel Print
Cosmic Zombie Framed Panel Print
$39.00
Cosmic Zombie Mini Poster Print
Cosmic Zombie Mini Poster Print
$7.50
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Cosmic Zombie Calendar Print
$7.00
Cosmic Zombie Journal
Cosmic Zombie Journal
$12.00
Cosmic Zombie Mousepad
Cosmic Zombie Mousepad
$14.00
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Cosmic Zombie Dark T-Shirt
$25.00
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Cosmic Zombie Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.00
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Cosmic Zombie White T-Shirt
$22.00
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Cosmic Zombie Green T-Shirt
$22.00
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Cosmic Zombie Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$25.50
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Cosmic Zombie Yellow T-Shirt
$22.50
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Cosmic Zombie Value T-shirt
$12.50
Cosmic Zombie Cap
Cosmic Zombie Cap
$18.00
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Cosmic Zombie Trucker Hat
$14.00
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Cosmic Zombie Classic Thong
$12.00
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Cosmic Zombie Boxer Shorts
$16.00
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Cosmic Zombie Men's Sleeveless Tee
$22.00
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Cosmic Zombie Fitted T-Shirt
$24.00
Cosmic Zombie Long Sleeve T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Long Sleeve T-Shirt
$27.00
Cosmic Zombie Ringer T
Cosmic Zombie Ringer T
$22.00
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Cosmic Zombie Sweatshirt
$36.50
Cosmic Zombie Hooded Sweatshirt
Cosmic Zombie Hooded Sweatshirt
$42.00
Cosmic Zombie Golf Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Golf Shirt
$25.00
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Cosmic Zombie Baseball Jersey
$25.00
Cosmic Zombie Kids Light T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Kids Light T-Shirt
$21.00
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Jersey T-Shirt
$26.50
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Cosmic Zombie Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt
$23.50
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Cosmic Zombie Women's T-Shirt
$23.50
Cosmic Zombie Women's Light T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Women's Light T-Shirt
$23.50
Cosmic Zombie Women's Dark T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Women's Dark T-Shirt
$26.00
Cosmic Zombie Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Cosmic Zombie Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$29.00
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Hoodie
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Hoodie
$34.00
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Cosmic Zombie Jr. Raglan
$24.00
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Cosmic Zombie Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$21.50
Cosmic Zombie Women's Tank Top
Cosmic Zombie Women's Tank Top
$22.00
Cosmic Zombie BBQ Apron
Cosmic Zombie BBQ Apron
$20.50


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