The Wero Shop : Cynicism

Products that look on the dark side of life.
When I was feeling depressed, I seemed to hear a voice:
"Cheer up!" It said. "Things could get worse!"
So I cheered up, and things got worse.

"You can't do" Kobe, you can't do without me! and the other line from the Shaq rap that's sweeping the nation on the back	FLICK OFF Just FLICK OFF, you big click! - and take your CASTANETS with you!	Chromosomes The X and Why? chromosomes
"Is this the best we can do?" "Is this the best we can do?" - an all-purpose message about environment politics peace poverty sports - even pregnancy!	"Real men...a KEG" Real Men don't have a SIX-PACK - we have a KEG	Hang Up And Drive ! - a necessary reminder to dangerous fools
I Survived 'Parsifal' - because you deserve it!	LIFE is like a toilet roll the faster it turns the closer you are to THE END	Next Mood Swing ...in 06 mins: Please Stand By
Venus "On second thoughts, my dear, I think you'd better take them off."	Keanu - Gort KEANU should play GORT Klaatu Barada Nikto!	Rotarians Self-made men who ... worship their maker
Disarmament - a powerful indictment of war