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"Stupid Design" (throat) BBQ Apron
Every time something "goes down the wrong way", you're a victim of the design of our throat region. No intelligent designer would make the airway pass through the food canal. Here's how it should go.
Spice up conversations in the kitchen or around the BBQ with this durable custom apron. Ideal for cooking, baking, grilling or bartending, it's perfect for foodies of all sizes.
- 31" long & 29" wide
- 100% heavy high-quality cotton twill
- Drawstring waist and two patch center divided pockets
- Available in white, khaki, or lemon
- Machine washable
Drag the square at the left to choose the part of your image you want to use. Tips: Click and drag any corner to resize; click and drag from the inside to move.
Click done if you're happy with the way it looks.