O Hai Kittay O Hai Kittay - where Lolcatz meets Hello Kitty... for angry kitten lovers everywhere; for folks who put stuff on their cats... for ironic humor lovers the world round! |
Don't ask me. This is a great design for those who are generally just along for the ride. The followers and the toadies, the kids and, well, the husbands. "Don't ask me, I have no idea what's going on." |
(not listening) This design is perfect for kids, and just about anybody else who just isn't listening. With this, you'll leave nobody guessing as to whether any of their words are getting through at all. |
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I Don't Have Very many Shirts. A lot of people, guys especially, only own a few shirts. Might as well point it out. When you see the same shirt over and over again, clearly you don't have very many shirts. |
Politicians... (Cicero) Isn't it amazing that a two thousand year old quote can still be completely accurate? As Cicero said - "Politicians are not born, they are excreted." |
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Wait... Where Am I? Do you ever feel like you're always lost? Or maybe that you can't believe you're finding yourself where you are? Do you zone out and find yourself... where? This design is for you... |
Wish I Was Here Kind of like "Wish you were here", but for those zoned out, vacant expressioned, wide eyed, lost souls that are never really quite... there... |
Hybrids: Bending Over for Social Responsibility So you want to buy a hybrid... Spend way more than you'll ever save in gas... for what, social responsibility? People don't seem to get this... Show them the truth!!! |
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Baby Wants Pickles Baby wants pickles, but mommy doesn't know why. Cravings are cravings, mommy's going to give baby what baby wants, even if she doesn't know why. Great maternity shirt design! |
Let There Be Pirates Arr... there be pirates here! When there's just too much booty, time to call in the pirates and even the score. Start it off with this original t-shirt design! |
Beardo All bearded weirdos are, by default, beardos. Get your beardo a shirt, or a button or sticker with this unique, original design, available exclusively here at Wearable Wares! Beard pride! |
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It's MEAT time, baby! This may well be the perfect design for tees and gifts for all the carnivores you know, men, women, children, and dogs alike! Fire up the grill, it's MEAT time, baby! |
Do You Like Meat? Do you like meat? This design is great for meat eaters of all kinds - grilling men, burger loving kids, steak eating women, dogs of all breeds! A funny design for the carnivore in you! |
I Could Be Banksy The true identity of the graffiti & guerrilla artist named Banksy is still unknown. For the purpose that his art stands for, his identity should never be known. Help the cause by wearing this design! |
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Inside Out Do you ever take a shirt and turn it inside out & wear it? Makes a old shirt new again! This original t-shirt design says "inside out" faded and backwards - it looks like you're wearing it inside out! |
I don't do homework Nobody likes to do homework. With this funny, original t-shirt design, you can let them all know - teachers, parents, everybody - just how you feel about doing homework. |
iDon'tCare From the long line of Mac "i" everything: iPod, iTunes, iPhone, iWhatever... comes the new, funny, attitude ridden: "iDon'tCare. This unique design is great for anybody who doesn't care. |
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The Chickens Have Won God help us... the chickens have won... it's all over. Soon, the world will end, and the chickens will have us all. Absurdity at its finest. |
No Idea What You're Talking About I have no idea what you're talking about, but by all means, continue. With a little bit of attitude, the world will move on. I don't know what that means. |
Beard Powers My beard gives me powers you couldn't possibly comprehend. Much like Sampson's hair, a beard gives a man all of his superpowers. |
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Halloween Costume Which drunk college student are you posing as for your Halloween costume this year? Undercover CIA agent as drunk college student? DEA? FBI? Police officer? Or just a plain old drunk college student? |
Urinal Buffer Men know what I mean here - if there are only two of us using the urinals, PLEASE leave a buffer between! While peeing, a guy's personal space bubble is pretty big... |
Lost But Happy A t-shirt fit for the wandering soul... As wanderlust takes its hold, let everybody know that you may be lost, but you're happy. |
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Coffee Morning Wake Up Sometimes, a cup of coffee is the only reason to get up in the morning. Available on t-shirts and mugs. They make great gifts for the coffee drinker near you. |
Dad (likes scotch on the) Rocks! Perfect gift for Dad for Father's Day! From a distance, this t-shirt says "DAD ROCKS!" But up closer, the truth: "DAD likes scotch on the ROCKS!" Makes a great, funny gift for Dad! |
Secret Identity Do you have a secret identity? This funny t-shirt will help keep any superhero's identity safe. |
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Get Awesome "Get Awesome" is pretty much the perfect motto for anybody. Tell the world with this funny t-shirt that you think they have only to follow these two simple words. |
Get Awesome (black) What more needs to be said? Just get awesome, like this t-shirt design instructs, and everything in life will fall into place. |
These Gas Prices Suck! Fuel prices are at an all time high. Nobody wants to pay so much for gasoline! This shirt will let the world know just what you think of the price of oil. |
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I'm Jonesin' for a Twinkie This is the perfect t-shirt for somebody with the munchies, or looking for that 2 PM (or 2 AM) sugar rush. Every once in a while, everybody craves a Twinkie. |
Animals are yummy! If you eat meat and you are proud of your meat eating, carniverous ways, this t-shirt is for you. Show those pesky animal rights activists what you really think! (Reverse says "I eat them.") |
leet is dead Tell all those h4xxx0rz where they can stick their l33t. Leet is dead, and all those who knew what "1337" meant when they saw it either know it, or SHOULD know it. Geek t-shirt extraordinaire. |
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Non-Irish Kiss They say "kiss me, I'm Irish". Well, what if you aren't Irish? Tell them to kiss you anyway! This funny, original t-shirt is perfect for St. Patrick's Day, and is available for a limited time only! |
Blurry Pub This is what St. Patrick's Day is all about: drinking, thick leprechaun accents, drinking, and pubs. And drinking. Green beer. This t-shirt is perfect for that bar crawl you're planning. |
Don't Blame Me Speaking in defense of those who cannot defend themselves... don't fart and blame the dog or the baby. Bibs, baby clothes, and dog shirts that make perfect gifts for those defenseless little ones. |
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Skin Beard A spin and a jiggle on a wonderful chubby asset. Wear this funny t-shirt and let them know that you're proud of being fat, and that you consider your double chin to be an accessory! |
I Heart Me This is the kind of attitude that'll make them come running. Or go running. Probably one of the two. Wear this t-shirt and let them know that you love yourself, and everbody else sucks. |
Sick Shirt Warn all that you are not feeling well... this original sweatshirt is like a disclaimer for when you're sick. Funny and helpful at the same time. |
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Mommy and Baby (Babies) This design is perfect for maternity shirts (and if you're early enough, t-shirts!) for that Mom to be. It'll help everybody know who's who. |
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