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WearableWares.com - stick figure & phrase t-shirts : The Sketchies Universe T-shirt Designs


Welcome to the universe of the Sketchies, where everything is poorly rendered, and anything could sprout a face and speak to you at any moment! These hand drawn t-shirt designs have the sketchy, stick figure style cartoony feel to ratchet up their strange humor a notch or two. Perfect for the fan of the absurd, ridiculous, non-sequitor humor and comics, and pretty much any other type of weird visual hilarity.

These tees are pretty funny... take a look! They make great gifts (I know from experience), and just about anybody can appreciate the humor! plenty of other items available too - from mugs to mouse pads, buttons and stickers for the cheapskate in you too!

They're all great... so they're sorted alphabetically, for lack of a better sorting method... So have a look-see, have a laugh or two, and have a time. A good one.


Angel Punching Devil

Angel Punching Devil
Angels and the devil are in a constant state of battle. Angels, of course, beat the devil mercilessly, but happily. This funny original t-shirt design is available exclusively here at Wearable Wares!

Apples and Oranges

Apples and Oranges
Apples do NOT like to be compared to oranges. Oranges just don't like apples in general. This funny t-shirt will tell everybody just how you feel.

Bad Rodeo Clown

Bad Rodeo Clown
For the cartoon rodeo clown in us all. This funny t-shirt with a stick figure cartoon clown t-shirt will furrow brows all around you, as your audience tries to figure out just what bad thing he did.

Booo!

Booo!
Boo! Hiss! Tell them how you really feel. This funny stick figure cartoon t-shirt is perfect for a sports outing when you don't have team apparel, or to any event where you're superior to everybody.

Busted Hot Dog

Busted Hot Dog
A hot dog eating a hot dog is funny business. This original t-shirt will make you hungry for a hot dog, or at least leave you laughing.

Do You Like My Dunce Hat?

Do You Like My Dunce Hat?
Are you the class clown, or generally considered fool? Show you're pride with this t-shirt! Besides, a funny stick figure chartoon character wearing a dunce hat always takes it to the next level.

Do You Like My Top Hat?

Do You Like My Top Hat?
A fancy top hat makes everybody look a bit more stylish. Even when it's the funny looking stick figure cartoon character wearing it on your t-shirt. Show them you're posh like Abraham Lincoln.

Do You Like My Viking Helmet?

Do You Like My Viking Helmet?
It's not over till the fat lady sings, or at least until a stick figure cartoon is wearing her horned viking helmet. This funny t-shirt will leave them all wondering how to answer the question.

Dwarf Star

Dwarf Star
Dwarfs do NOT like being called midget. Dwarf stars don't like it either! This funny t-shirt is a great stab at political correctness and irony, with a great cartoony, sketchy feel.

Embracing My Inner Wizard

Embracing My Inner Wizard
There are plenty of guys who grow their beards for this reason alone - wizards are awesome, and have beards. So, in growing your facial hair to impressive lengths, you're embracing your inner wizard.

Fruit Murder

Fruit Murder
A murder mystery in the fruit basket! This t-shirt is funny enough to be able to make just about anybody smile.

Germicidal Maniac

Germicidal Maniac
In these days of political correctness, it seems wrong to say "germophobe." Especially when they do all they can to kill every germ they encounter. So, like this guy, they are Germicidal Maniacs.

Hot Star

Hot Star
Everybody knows stars are hot. This funny t-shirt is all about stating the obvious. Does a hottie like you have the good humor to wear a tee like this?

I Have A BEARD

I Have A BEARD
Do you have a beard? Then this funny stick figure t-shirt is designed for YOU! Wear this tee with pride!

"I Have Gas" Star

"I Have Gas" Star
Gas is funny. Stars are made of gas. Thus, there is great humor in stars. This t-shirt simply states a fact: stars have gas. Buy one of these tees and let everybody know YOU DO TOO!

I'm a pirate!

I'm a pirate!
Arr! I'm a pirate! Walk the plank. Swab the poop deck. Perfect for International Talk Like A Pirate Day, September 19! Great for any other time too!

I Sleep on a Bed Made of Sparkles and Clouds

I Sleep on a Bed Made of Sparkles and Clouds
The perfect gift for that princess you know - whether actually spoiled or ready to be teased, this shirt design will do the job!

It's Not Gold

It's Not Gold
What's in the pot at the end of the rainbow? Sometimes it's not gold. This funny t-shirt will leave it to you to figure out what's in that pot...

Life Is Good - Black Hole

Life Is Good - Black Hole
Life is good, until a black hole tears your life apart. This funny t-shirt shows us how short life can be. You don't have to be a geek to appreciate a bit of astronomical, cartoon humor!

Mass Raindrop Death

Mass Raindrop Death
The poor raindrops plummeting to the ground, only to splatter terrifyingly on the pavement. This funny, original cartoon t-shirt and gift design is available here at Wearable Wares!

Me > You

Me > You
Sometimes it's just a plain and simple truth that you're better than everybody else. This funny t-shirt is the perfect way to let them know "I'm better than you" with humorous, pompous, snooty style.

My Beard Is Patchy

My Beard Is Patchy
Do you have a patchy beard? Does your stubble grow on your chin like in a sparce fashion? Show them that you don't care and wear this funny stick figure t-shirt with pride!

My Work Here Is Done

My Work Here Is Done
A caped crusader and a job well done. This t-shirt says it all. Think goggles and a horned viking helmet are funny? Nope. A sure sign of a hero. A tee for riding off into the sunset on your moped.

No Problem, Buddy

No Problem, Buddy
Sometimes it's just what needs to be said when somebody's getting out of line. Hey - no problem, buddy.

Not From Around Here

Not From Around Here
Stand out in a crowd like a stranger in a strange land - inspired by my American brother living in the Netherlands... this gaudy stick figure is wearing goggles, a cape, and a horned viking helmet.

Oil and Water

Oil and Water
Oil and water don't mix. We all knew that. But how many knew that they got along THIS poorly? Gladiators, enemies for all time... Thumbs up or down? The battle rages on...

Pickles!

Pickles!
Who wants a pickle?!? This unique, all original cartoon pickle t-shirt design is a great addition to any and every wardrobe! Fantastic on a maternity shirt!!!

Prwbed - Alien

Prwbed - Alien
Aliens and probing go hand in hand, right? Or... something like that. In fine internet humor, like owned becomes pwned, now probed becomes prwbed in this unique t-shirt design.

Punching PETA Square in the Face!

Punching PETA Square in the Face!
Anybody else feel the way I do about PETA and animal rights activist extremists? This stick guy punching a PETA supporter square in the face is about as strong a statement as is necessary.

Sad Emo Kid

Sad Emo Kid
Poor sad Emo kid. Wait, all Emo kids are sad. And all of them write poems. Bad poetry. And it seems like "Kyle" is pretty much the name of every Emo kid. An all new design from the Sketchies Universe!

Sad Monkey Bomb Squad

Sad Monkey Bomb Squad
Ever had a bad day at work? This poor monkey is doomed to have a lot of them. Explosively bad. Everybody loves to laugh at others misfortunes, this t-shirt will do it.

Sad Monkey's down on his luck

Sad Monkey's down on his luck
A monkey throws poop. It's what they do. So, if a monkey was down on his luck and hungry, what would he do? He would throw poo for bananas, of course. A funny monkey t-shirt is what everybody needs.

Sad Monkey Lost HIs Crayons

Sad Monkey Lost HIs Crayons
When a monkey loses his crayons, it's a sad, crying shame. This funny cartoon monkey t-shirt will bring a smile out of everybody who chances a glance.

Serious Clown Loves Tolstoy

Serious Clown Loves Tolstoy
The t-shirt for every book reading intellectual out there, every college professor and student with a great love for Tolstoy and Russian Literature, for the hidden (but very serious) clown in you.

Shirt Of Me

Shirt Of Me
This shirt is quantum! If you wear this t-shirt, you'll be wearing a shirt of you wearing a shirt of you wearing a shirt of you wearing...

Slain Elf

Slain Elf
For the geek in you! An extra nerdy stick figure in full LARP elf regalia. If you love Dungeons and Dragons, or perhaps Lord of the Rings, this t-shirt might just be for you!

This Is Your Christmas Present

This Is Your Christmas Present
The perfect gag gift! A stick figure Santa holding a present. Read it... and think about it! This unique and original design on ANY gift will render it essentially useless!

Three Amigos

Three Amigos
Don't you wish you had friends that were this hot? Just a guy and his best peppers - this funny design features a jalepeno, a habanero, and their sombreroed, panchoed buddy.

Vampire Popsicle

Vampire Popsicle
The sun has come out, and Count Popsicle is out of his freezer / coffin and in danger of melting. This all original, unique design is sure to get a smile, perfect for Summer tees and gifts!
The Sketchies Universe Wall Calendar
The Sketchies Universe Wall Calendar
$20.99



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