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T-Shirts
The Phrases that Pay(ses) T-shirt Designs Indeed, the power of the WRITTEN WORD. T-shirt designs with funny phrases that will strike humor into the heart of anybody.
Daddy and Ava Draw! Fun and funny crayon drawings my 2 year old daughter and I create! All profits go to her college fund - you're supporting her here, not me! Featuring "The Sketchies Universe" stylings! (see left)
Honesty Cards These greeting cards are specially designed to tell people just EXACTLY how you feel. Give it to them raw and relentlessly!
T-shirts for $12?!? That's right, t-shirt designs FOR ONLY $12!!! Including all of our regular designs! Take a peek!
Stuff for Under $10! Everything in this section costs less than $10! These items all make great gifts!
Prints & Posters Select Wearable Wares images are also available in prints and posters
Welcome to Wearable Wares!
The place where absurdist humor, sketchy hand-drawn stick figure type cartoons, comical phrases and statements, non-sequitur comedy, t-shirts and fashion come together in a web-shaking head-on collision - resulting in giant forest fires, collapsed buildings, spoiled milk, shorted out counter top blenders/smoothie machines and the sound of so many coconuts clunking together.
Our all original, unique t-shirt designs will make friends, family members, and countless friendly acquaintances laugh contentedly; they will cause enemies, complete strangers, and the occasional highly intelligent monkey tremendous brow furrowing; and they will make double-takes (and occasionally the momentous triple-take) absolute reality. These are tees for the truly elite. This is fact. Are you elite? Well, are you?
Check out our Wearable Wares... have a look around. Perhaps you'll find the perfect gift for that t-shirt wearing friend or family member. Who knows? With all these original designs to choose from, perhaps you'll find the absolutely perfect gift for YOURSELF!
Enjoy!