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Attorney Player Reviling attorneys is practically a given these days. People need to realize lawyers only work within the system. Don't hate the player, hate the game!	Attractive Nuisance There is normally no particular care required of property owners to safeguard trespassers from harm, but an attractive nuisance is an exception.	Brief Eat Sleep Does it ever seem like all you do as a law student is brief cases, eat and sleep?
Carbolic Smokeball The Carbolic Smoke Ball cold remedy failed and the lawsuit it caused is a milestone in contract law. Buy one for your favorite lawyer or law student, lest they forget the basics of a contract.	Contract A contract is a legally binding exchange of promises or agreement between parties that the law will enforce. Generally, a valid contract requires an offer, acceptance and consideration.	Excited Utterance If you give me a present sense impression, I'll give you an excited utterance!
Fee Tail IS NOT Prostitution Fee tail describes an estate of inheritance in real property which cannot be sold, devised by will, or otherwise alienated by the owner. But it sure SOUNDS like something else.	Future Blood Sucking Lawyer This satirical tee is a great gift for the pre-law or law student in your life. it also provides early warning to all who encounter the wearer socially that oral debate or argument may be forthcoming.	I Impregnated Roe Roe v. Wade redefined abortion laws but left blank the question “who’s the baby daddy?” The time has arrived for the question to be answered. Tell the world and claim your place in history.
I Own Blackacre Blackacre, Whiteacre, Greenacre, and variations thereof are the placeholder names of fictitious estates in land universally used by professors of law in common law jurisdictions.	Jury Did you think a jury was a sworn body of persons convened to render a rational, impartial verdict and a finding of fact on a legal question officially submitted to them? Think again!	Law and Sausages Traditionally, there are two things where you don't want to know how they're made: laws and sausages. This is a perfect gift for the lawyer who likes pork products!
Law Bitch This woman makes no bones about wanting things done her way. If you get in her way all they will find is your bones!	Law Chica This chica spices up her IRAC with some latin fire. Be careful, she can be simpatica, but deadly!	Law Chick The Law Chick is no damsel in distress. She knows how to handle herself AND you!
LILF What's a LILF? Well, think of a MILF with Lawyer instead of Mom. Got it?	My SO Went to Law School The doctrine of implied reciprocal negative servitudes, or reciprocal negative easements, was invented to deal with the intent, notice, and privity of estate issues.	Nice IRAC IRAC stands for Issue, Rule, Analysis, Conclusion. . .what did YOU think we were talking about?
Reasonable Person The "reasonable person" is a hypothetical individual who is intended to represent a sort of "average" citizen. Let them know you are reasonable, but way above average!	Res Ipsa Res ipsa loquitur is a legal term from the Latin meaning literally, "the thing itself speaks" but is more often translated "the thing speaks for itself"	The Law Is. . . Aristotle's famous observation on the law. Of course, Aristotle never saw an attorney whose client had paid with a bad check, but law is mostly reason free of passion!
This Is A Court of Law "This is a court of law, young man, not a court of justice" is a famous quote by Supreme Court Justice Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.	This is Your Brain This is your brain on law school. Any questions?	What Would Scalia Do? Antonin Scalia is the preeminent conservative voice on the Supreme Court. His opinions are classic. Instead of asking, "What Would Jesus Do?," ask, "What Would Scalia Do?"