A Computer Once Beat Me A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing. . .nothing like a solid kick to the hard drive to show those smug piles of silicon the real meaning of checkmate. |
Better Living Through Chemistry Caffeine, the magical compound that makes every morning survivable. Proudly and colorfully show its biochemical symbol. |
Cougar A Cougar is a sophisticated species of female who seeks the pleasure of younger males. She avoids the entanglements of a "relationship," in favor of the freedom of the hunt. |
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Cougar Bait Are older women undeniably attracted to you? If not, do you want them to be? Either way this design lets them know just what you are. . .young, tender and meaty! |
Get Me Out of this Wet T-Shirt You know how it is, you spend the evening winning another wet t-shirt contest, and now all you want is a nice dry martini. |
Give Up Yer Booty Avast, ye faire maidens and prepare to be boarded! Keeps yer head about you and you’ll soon find out what makes Roger so Jolly! |
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I'd Hate to Be You This statement makes an odd kind of sense. If it wasn't said by Yogi Berra, it should have been! |
I'm a Drinker, not a Fighter You don’t need the luck of the Irish to tell you it’s better to use your hands for holding a beer than fighting. Of course you, can also use it to fool people if you are a drinker AND a fighter! |
I'm With Stupid You've seen the classic, "I'm with Stupid" shirt, right? Well, the stupid one is not always next to you, sometimes they are right in front of you! |
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I'm with Stupids Is everyone around you a dunce, dolt, dunderhead, imbecile or moron? Let them know that you know and then you will know that they know you know, you know? |
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Never Go To Bed Angry Your mother always told you, "Never go to bed angry" and we agree. . .stay up and plot your revenge! |
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Tequila Makes My Clothes Fall Off Does tequila make YOUR clothes fall off? It's a funny effect that many people experience. Warn people to get ready for a show after you have had a couple shots! |
Warning If I were you I would not tailgate this fellow. Unless of course you are wearing the same shirt! Then things could get interesting! How far does $20.00 in ammunition go? Go find out! |
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Work is the Curse of the Drinking Class Don't you hate when work get's in the way of a hard day's drinking? |
You Look Like I Need a Drink For all those nights when the beautiful people stayed home. Time to have a drink—beer, martini, tequila shot, or other adult beverage--and wait for them to GET beautiful! |
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You May Be Water It's true, the human body IS over 90% water, however, some people seems to be from the shallow end of the gene pool! |
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