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» MOANER, SCREAMER (BLACK)
» LOVE JESUS OR GO TO HELL
» DOES MY DICK LOOK BIG
» HU FLUNG POO (BLACK)
» EVENIN' BITCHES
» Hunting With Cheney 2
» SEX KITTEN
» PSYCHO BUT HOT
» LIL' FRIEND
» I LOVE BUSH
» LOUNGE LIZARD
» FOXY
» BAD TO THE BONE DOG SHIRT
» YARD BIRDS
» MAN FROM NANTUCKET
» TOO PROUD TO BEG
» RID OF MEXICANS
» MEXICANS (BLACK)
» RID OF CANADIANS
» CANADIANS (BLACK)
» GOLD-DIGGER
» GO OUT WITH ME
» WILL PAY FOR SEX
» ASSHOLE (BLACK)
» SMELLER'S THE FELLER
» I LOVE BILLY BOB
» I LOVE CANADIANS
» CANADA
» I LOVE BEER
» BEAVER HUNTER
» SLEEP WITH ME (BLACK)
» MY FAVORITE THINGS - GUY
» SURVEY SAYS:
» PLAYS WITH SELF
» HUGE IN JAPAN
» DRINK & DRIVE (BLACK)
» MUD FLAP WOMAN
» I LOVE LOOSE WOMEN
» CHICKS DIG ME
» CHICKS DIG (BLACK)
» LIZARD LOUNGE
» I'M MR. RIGHT
» I LOVE BOOBS
» ASSHOLE
» WINNER
» HERE KITTY KITTY - MEN'S
» I LOVE PORN STARS
» SLEEP WITH ME
» BAD DREAM
» BEG
» I LOVE SLUTS
» HEREAFTER
» STOP RUINING MY LIFE
» HECK YES!
» That's What I'm Talking About
» Maybe I will GOSH!
» GOSH (BLACK)
» I LOVE KIP
» LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER
» JESUS LOVES YOU
» OPINION
» BEEFCAKE
» WITH LUCKY
» TO DO LIST
» I'LL TRY TO BE NICE
» REPRODUCE
» English Muffin
» MALFUNCTION (BLACK)
» MAJOR MALFUNCTION
» RID OF STUPID PEOPLE
» ANNOYING CELL PHONE
» I FEEL GOOD
» READ THIS
» I'M FLUFFY
» CHEAP, FAST & EASY
» I LOVE WOOD
» MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
» I BITE
» WITHOUT SUNSHINE
» X-RATED
» DRINK & DRIVE
» FAVORITE THINGS - women's
» DESPERATE FOR AN EMMY
» KEEP STARING
» YOU GO GIRL
» SURE THING
» CUTE HOW STUPID YOU ARE
» CALL ME PRINCESS
» BOYS LIKE
» BITCHES LOVE ME - DOG SHIRT
» HERE KITTY KITTY - DOG SHIRT
» CHASING TAIL - DOG SHIRT
» BUTT SNIFFER - DOG SHIRT
» HOUND DOG - DOG SHIRT
» SICK PUPPY - DOG SHIRT
» PRINCESS DOGGY SHIRT

Define

Surrender the Booty

Shit Creek Paddles

Dirty Martini

Dirty Martini
How do you like your martini? We know... shaken, not stirred and dirty - oh yes... very, very, dirty.

MIDGET PORN

MIDGET PORN
You like it - you know you do. Why hide it? People have finally realized what you’ve known all along...little people are sexy, which explains why this is one of our best sellers.

Midget Makes 3

Midget Makes 3
Got a thing for little people? Everyone knows three’s company... especially if one is a midget!

Define

Surrender the Booty #2

HU FLUNG POO

TAMPA BAY'S ALSTOTT

TAMPA BAY'S ALSTOTT
Show your support for the Tampa Bay Buccaneers and star fullback Mike Alstott.

LAY DOWN THE LAW

LAY DOWN THE LAW
Show your support for the boys in blue. They risk their lives to makes ours safe, show them your love... it’s the least you can do.

RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

BLAME CANADA

BLAME CANADA
With all their beady little eyes, And flappin' heads so full of lies. At least that’s what the song on South Park said. We don’t really blame Canada... we blame France!

DICK LOOK BIG

DICK LOOK BIG
“Does this dress make my butt look big?” Guys, now it’s your chance to retaliate with our big dick shirt. Wear it with pride.

What the %&*(_+#

SORRY FOLKS, PARK'S CLOSED

SORRY FOLKS, PARK'S CLOSED
Sorry Folks, Park's Closed - Degenerate Moose at the Front Should've Told You! Vacation Fans all around will love this colorful design.

BAND CAMP

BAND CAMP
American Pie fans around the world can’t forget the steamy stories of band camp. This shirt is sure to strike up some conversations.

KATRINA

KATRINA
I survived Hurricane Katrina and all I got was a lousy 52” plasma t.v., 13 pairs of Nikes, a case of Heineken, a $2000 debit card... well, you get the idea.

Chocolate City

Chocolate City
Mayor Ray Nagin will never live this one down and we’re going to make sure of it. After hurricane Katrina, New Orleans was left not only with “chocolate” people but a few nuts, too!

Chocolate City 2

Chocolate City 2
Mayor Ray Nagin will never live this one down and we’re going to make sure of it. After hurricane Katrina, New Orleans was left not only with “chocolate” people but a few nuts, too!

Midget Makes 3

KATRINA (BLACK)

MIDGET PORN (BLACK)

Lacrosse Team

MAN FROM NANTUCKET (BLACK)

MAN FROM NANTUCKET (BLACK)
There once was a man from Nantucket, with a... Oh, wait a minute... that was you they were talking about? Wow... you’re well endowed and proud of it! Or, maybe you really are from Nantucket! Either wa

LAP DANCES

LAP DANCES
Come on guys, who doesn’t like a good lap tango every once in a while. Besides... maybe it will give your girl an idea.

MOANER, SCREAMER

MOANER, SCREAMER
Oh great! Another sweater! It’s time to let Aunt Betty know what you really want for Christmas... a moaner or a screamer!

MOANER, SCREAMER (BLACK)

MOANER, SCREAMER (BLACK)
Oh great! Another sweater! It’s time to let Aunt Betty know what you really want for Christmas... a moaner or a screamer!

LOVE JESUS OR GO TO HELL

LOVE JESUS OR GO TO HELL
Kinky Friedman coined this phrase and we loved it! Hey, the man speaks the truth, after all he is a politician.

DOES MY DICK LOOK BIG

DOES MY DICK LOOK BIG
“Does this dress make my butt look big?” Guys, now it’s your chance to retaliate with our big dick shirt. Wear it with pride.

HU FLUNG POO (BLACK)

HU FLUNG POO (BLACK)
Who flung the poo? Was it you? Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s not on the menu. This shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, even from those don’t speak Chinese.

EVENIN' BITCHES

EVENIN' BITCHES
"Dave, hoes. Hoes, Dave. Good Evenin’ Bitches." What a classic. This one is for all of you Dave Chapelle fans.

Hunting With Cheney 2

SEX KITTEN

SEX KITTEN
Here, kitty, kitty. You’re sure to get cat calls wearing this shirt ladies. There’s nothing men like more than a sweet, little kitten.

PSYCHO BUT HOT

PSYCHO BUT HOT
Hey, nobody’s perfect! So you may be known to act a little crazy from time to time. Who cares! With a body like that, you can get away with it.

LIL' FRIEND

LIL' FRIEND
Scarface fans everywhere - this is the best lil’ friend design we’ve come across. After all... it’s rude not to introduce one another.

I LOVE BUSH

I LOVE BUSH
Okay, so the rest of the world has a different opinion... we still love our President! Not a George W. Bush fan? Wear it anyway... maybe you’ll get a few laughs.

LOUNGE LIZARD

LOUNGE LIZARD
Slither on in to the land of the Lounge Lizards for a tall, cool one. This funky, retro inspired design is a real hit, baby.

FOXY

FOXY
They can clearly see you’re hot, but now they’ll know you know it, too. Only a truly confident woman like yourself can pull this one off. You’ve got it - flaunt it!

BAD TO THE BONE DOG SHIRT

BAD TO THE BONE DOG SHIRT
Is your pooch cool? Wearing this shirt, he’s sure to get some looks from the ladies.

YARD BIRDS

YARD BIRDS
What’s pink, long legged and loves to hang out in the yard? It’s the yard birds! No, not the rock group, these birds still flock together... on the front lawn.

MAN FROM NANTUCKET

MAN FROM NANTUCKET
With a dick so long... well you know the rest. Wear this popular shirt for big laughs. One of our top sellers.

TOO PROUD TO BEG

RID OF MEXICANS

RID OF MEXICANS
No, Mr. Garrison. We cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. South Park lovers know exactly where we got this one. Nothing against out lovely neighbors to the South...

MEXICANS (BLACK)

RID OF CANADIANS

RID OF CANADIANS
Okay, Mr. Garrison didn’t mention our Northern friends but it would be rude to leave them out, eh?

CANADIANS (BLACK)

GOLD-DIGGER

GOLD-DIGGER
I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger... well, actually I guess we are. Kanye West won’t have any problem identifying you in this shirt. So what’s wrong with wanting a guy with a fat wallet. At least you

GO OUT WITH ME

GO OUT WITH ME
Wouldn’t you? I mean who’s going to say no to a body like this? You can definitely pick up the guys in this shirt.

WILL PAY FOR SEX

WILL PAY FOR SEX
Why work for it when you can buy it? You’re not desperate, you just have a great sense of humor. Either way, you’re sure to get picked up in this shirt - you may not even have to pay for it.

ASSHOLE (BLACK)

ASSHOLE (BLACK)
Being an asshole takes work and dedication. But if you put your mind to it, with a little effort, you can achieve it. So why not? They said we could be anything we wanted. We all know someone who thi

SMELLER'S THE FELLER

SMELLER'S THE FELLER
He who smelt it delt it. Okay, okay... so it’s a little juvenile, but it made you smile. At least it will get you noticed.

I LOVE BILLY BOB

I LOVE BILLY BOB
And who doesn’t? Well... maybe not Angelina Jolie. From “Slingblade” to “Friday Night Lights,” Billy Bob Thornton always rocks.

I LOVE CANADIANS

I LOVE CANADIANS
Maybe we were a little mean on some of our other shirts about our friends next door. We were just kidding... we really do love you... honest we do!
USA + Canada = LOVE

CANADA

I LOVE BEER

I LOVE BEER
It makes me a jolly good fellow and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. Just ask Tom T. Hall! We LOVE beer. You do, too? Well, profess your love for your favorite cold, alcoholic beverage to the world!

BEAVER HUNTER

BEAVER HUNTER
Everybody has their idea of fun and if hunting for beavers is yours, then you need this shirt! How can you not love those furry little critters. Besides, you might catch more than a few laughs. Here,

SLEEP WITH ME (BLACK)

SLEEP WITH ME (BLACK)
Now who can argue with that? I mean... if I’m willing to sleep with me, how can you refuse? You never know... it might not seem logical but it may just work!

MY FAVORITE THINGS - GUY

MY FAVORITE THINGS - GUY
I can hear Julie Andrews singing now... “football on Sundays and girls in bikinis, drinking beer with my friends and chicks downing martinis...” Oh yes... these are a few of my favorite things!

SURVEY SAYS:

SURVEY SAYS:
This shirt would make Richard Dawson proud. But, you don’t have to be a fan of Family Feud to appreciate this one!

PLAYS WITH SELF

PLAYS WITH SELF
Plays will with others? Who are you kidding! Everyone plays better with their self. Besides, this shirt is sure to draw attention from the ladies. Chicks dig funny guys.

HUGE IN JAPAN

DRINK & DRIVE (BLACK)

DRINK & DRIVE (BLACK)
You just might spill beer in your crotch. Oh... and it’s illegal and apparently very dangerous.

MUD FLAP WOMAN

MUD FLAP WOMAN
Ahhh... the elusive mud flap girl. You’ve been tailing her for years but have yet to find this buxom beauty. Wear this retro inspired shirt next time you go out. The chicks will dig it.

I LOVE LOOSE WOMEN

I LOVE LOOSE WOMEN
Beware of loose women and pick pockets? Not you. You dig ‘em! Show your support for slutty girls everywhere!

CHICKS DIG ME

CHICKS DIG ME
And, why not? You’re one hell of a guy! Besides... it’s a known fact that confident guys get all the action.

CHICKS DIG (BLACK)

LIZARD LOUNGE

LIZARD LOUNGE
Retro inspired Lounge Lizard Wear. Slither into Your Favorite Hot Spot Wearing this Cool Design.

I'M MR. RIGHT

I'M MR. RIGHT
What is every girl looking for? That’s right... YOU... Mr. Right. Well, if you’re not exactly Mr. Right you might be perfect for Mr. Right Now.

I LOVE BOOBS

I LOVE BOOBS
So you’re a boob guy are you? There’s just something cute about a guy wearing this shirt. Maybe it’s the fact that you’re calling them boobs. Wear it with pride Breast Man.

ASSHOLE

ASSHOLE
You're an asshole - you know you are. Just admit it already. Great gift for the asshole in your life too!

WINNER

WINNER
It's like winning the lottery! Okay not really, but maybe someone somewhere will fall for it.

HERE KITTY KITTY - MEN'S

HERE KITTY KITTY - MEN'S
Great pick up line if you’re looking to pick up some...well...you get the idea.

I LOVE PORN STARS

I LOVE PORN STARS
Of course you do - they're nasty! Show your support for nasty girls everywhere! They will love YOU for it!

SLEEP WITH ME

SLEEP WITH ME
A little subliminal message for all the ladies you meet while wearing this shirt.

BAD DREAM

BAD DREAM
Nice, but gets the point across. You really just want to get laid. Subtle enough to wear just about anywhere.

BEG

I LOVE SLUTS

I LOVE SLUTS
And sluts will seek you out when you wear this bold design. For a good time - wear this shirt!

HEREAFTER

STOP RUINING MY LIFE

HECK YES!

That's What I'm Talking About

Maybe I will GOSH!

GOSH (BLACK)

I LOVE KIP

LIGHT TRAVELS FASTER

JESUS LOVES YOU

OPINION

BEEFCAKE

WITH LUCKY

TO DO LIST

I'LL TRY TO BE NICE

REPRODUCE

English Muffin

English Muffin
Do you know the muffin man? He’s made one especially for you. Here’s to you, my little British sweeties.

MALFUNCTION (BLACK)

MAJOR MALFUNCTION

RID OF STUPID PEOPLE

ANNOYING CELL PHONE

I FEEL GOOD

READ THIS

READ THIS
They say nobody likes a wise ass but we find that hard to believe. You will too when you wear this shirt! You’re sure to get laughs in this one.

I'M FLUFFY

I'M FLUFFY
Fat is such an ugly word. But fluffy, now fluffy is soft and cuddly. Yep. That’s much better.

CHEAP, FAST & EASY

CHEAP, FAST & EASY
Need we say more...

I LOVE WOOD

I LOVE WOOD
For the carpenter in your life... or the avid golfer... or the boldly sexual woman... or the adventurous man... or ...well... by golly, it’s a shirt for everyone!

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK

MEAN PEOPLE SUCK
Yes they do! Let heartless, grouchy people everywhere know how you feel but, remember to do it with smile!

I BITE

I BITE
What else is there to say?

WITHOUT SUNSHINE

WITHOUT SUNSHINE
Profound. Very profound. Let people know that you are a true intellectual. A real deep thinker.

X-RATED

X-RATED
Hey, they can’t say you didn’t tell them. I mean how many people actually come with their own warnings? You’re dirty and proud of it. You never know who you’ll meet in this shirt.

DRINK & DRIVE

DRINK & DRIVE
You just might spill beer in your crotch. Oh... and it’s illegal and apparently very dangerous.

FAVORITE THINGS - women's

FAVORITE THINGS - women's
“Diamonds and rubies and dirty martinis, sexy high heels and skimpy bikinis.” Not exactly the same song that Julie Andrews sang, but hey... this is the 21st century! We have our priorities - right gir

DESPERATE FOR AN EMMY

DESPERATE FOR AN EMMY
Show your support for Desperate Housewives everywhere.

KEEP STARING

KEEP STARING
Big busted women of the world unite and let them know how you feel. They are not fun bags put here to entertain men. They are breasts and yes... we all have them. But if yours do tricks this shirt is

YOU GO GIRL

YOU GO GIRL
Rude! But hilarious!

SURE THING

SURE THING
Well... they say that honesty is the best policy.

CUTE HOW STUPID YOU ARE

CUTE HOW STUPID YOU ARE
Boys... they’re so silly. But they are cute.

CALL ME PRINCESS

CALL ME PRINCESS
You know what you are, you’re a princess and proud of it. Perfect for the Princess or Junior Princess in your life.

BOYS LIKE

BOYS LIKE
Boys like me! You’ll definitely turn heads in this one. You’re just what every guy dreams of - a girl who knows what he wants!

BITCHES LOVE ME - DOG SHIRT

BITCHES LOVE ME - DOG SHIRT
What a ladies man! Your four-legged friend is a stud and he knows it.

HERE KITTY KITTY - DOG SHIRT

HERE KITTY KITTY - DOG SHIRT
Everyone loves a playful pooch, especially one who likes to get laughs.

CHASING TAIL - DOG SHIRT

CHASING TAIL - DOG SHIRT
Is your best friend a hound dog? Does he get around the neighborhood or does he just like chasing his own tail? Either way, this shirt is a sure hit.

BUTT SNIFFER - DOG SHIRT

BUTT SNIFFER - DOG SHIRT
Well...unfortunately, it’s true! They don’t seem to mind so why should we?

HOUND DOG - DOG SHIRT

HOUND DOG - DOG SHIRT
If the shoe fits... Perfect for pets of Elvis Presley fans worldwide.

SICK PUPPY - DOG SHIRT

SICK PUPPY - DOG SHIRT
Is your pooch a crotch sniffer? Butt smeller? Garbage eater? Man... that’s One Sick Puppy!

PRINCESS DOGGY SHIRT

PRINCESS DOGGY SHIRT
Perfect for your little 4 legged princess. She’s very important and she knows it. Let everyone else know too!


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