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Dirty Martini How do you like your martini? We know... shaken, not stirred and dirty - oh yes... very, very, dirty. |
MIDGET PORN You like it - you know you do. Why hide it? People have finally realized what you’ve known all along...little people are sexy, which explains why this is one of our best sellers. |
Midget Makes 3 Got a thing for little people? Everyone knows three’s company... especially if one is a midget! |
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LAY DOWN THE LAW Show your support for the boys in blue. They risk their lives to makes ours safe, show them your love... it’s the least you can do. |
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BLAME CANADA With all their beady little eyes, And flappin' heads so full of lies. At least that’s what the song on South Park said. We don’t really blame Canada... we blame France! |
DICK LOOK BIG “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Guys, now it’s your chance to retaliate with our big dick shirt. Wear it with pride. |
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SORRY FOLKS, PARK'S CLOSED Sorry Folks, Park's Closed - Degenerate Moose at the Front Should've Told You! Vacation Fans all around will love this colorful design. |
BAND CAMP American Pie fans around the world can’t forget the steamy stories of band camp. This shirt is sure to strike up some conversations. |
KATRINA I survived Hurricane Katrina and all I got was a lousy 52” plasma t.v., 13 pairs of Nikes, a case of Heineken, a $2000 debit card... well, you get the idea. |
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Chocolate City Mayor Ray Nagin will never live this one down and we’re going to make sure of it. After hurricane Katrina, New Orleans was left not only with “chocolate” people but a few nuts, too! |
Chocolate City 2 Mayor Ray Nagin will never live this one down and we’re going to make sure of it. After hurricane Katrina, New Orleans was left not only with “chocolate” people but a few nuts, too! |
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MAN FROM NANTUCKET (BLACK) There once was a man from Nantucket, with a... Oh, wait a minute... that was you they were talking about? Wow... you’re well endowed and proud of it! Or, maybe you really are from Nantucket! Either wa |
LAP DANCES Come on guys, who doesn’t like a good lap tango every once in a while. Besides... maybe it will give your girl an idea. |
MOANER, SCREAMER Oh great! Another sweater! It’s time to let Aunt Betty know what you really want for Christmas... a moaner or a screamer! |
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MOANER, SCREAMER (BLACK) Oh great! Another sweater! It’s time to let Aunt Betty know what you really want for Christmas... a moaner or a screamer! |
LOVE JESUS OR GO TO HELL Kinky Friedman coined this phrase and we loved it! Hey, the man speaks the truth, after all he is a politician. |
DOES MY DICK LOOK BIG “Does this dress make my butt look big?” Guys, now it’s your chance to retaliate with our big dick shirt. Wear it with pride. |
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HU FLUNG POO (BLACK) Who flung the poo? Was it you? Doesn’t really matter as long as it’s not on the menu. This shirt is guaranteed to get laughs, even from those don’t speak Chinese. |
EVENIN' BITCHES "Dave, hoes. Hoes, Dave. Good Evenin’ Bitches." What a classic. This one is for all of you Dave Chapelle fans. |
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SEX KITTEN Here, kitty, kitty. You’re sure to get cat calls wearing this shirt ladies. There’s nothing men like more than a sweet, little kitten. |
PSYCHO BUT HOT Hey, nobody’s perfect! So you may be known to act a little crazy from time to time. Who cares! With a body like that, you can get away with it. |
LIL' FRIEND Scarface fans everywhere - this is the best lil’ friend design we’ve come across. After all... it’s rude not to introduce one another. |
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I LOVE BUSH Okay, so the rest of the world has a different opinion... we still love our President! Not a George W. Bush fan? Wear it anyway... maybe you’ll get a few laughs. |
LOUNGE LIZARD Slither on in to the land of the Lounge Lizards for a tall, cool one. This funky, retro inspired design is a real hit, baby. |
FOXY They can clearly see you’re hot, but now they’ll know you know it, too. Only a truly confident woman like yourself can pull this one off. You’ve got it - flaunt it! |
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BAD TO THE BONE DOG SHIRT Is your pooch cool? Wearing this shirt, he’s sure to get some looks from the ladies. |
YARD BIRDS What’s pink, long legged and loves to hang out in the yard? It’s the yard birds! No, not the rock group, these birds still flock together... on the front lawn. |
MAN FROM NANTUCKET With a dick so long... well you know the rest. Wear this popular shirt for big laughs. One of our top sellers. |
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RID OF MEXICANS No, Mr. Garrison. We cannot get rid of all the Mexicans. South Park lovers know exactly where we got this one. Nothing against out lovely neighbors to the South... |
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RID OF CANADIANS Okay, Mr. Garrison didn’t mention our Northern friends but it would be rude to leave them out, eh? |
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GOLD-DIGGER I ain’t sayin’ she’s a gold digger... well, actually I guess we are. Kanye West won’t have any problem identifying you in this shirt. So what’s wrong with wanting a guy with a fat wallet. At least you |
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GO OUT WITH ME Wouldn’t you? I mean who’s going to say no to a body like this? You can definitely pick up the guys in this shirt. |
WILL PAY FOR SEX Why work for it when you can buy it? You’re not desperate, you just have a great sense of humor. Either way, you’re sure to get picked up in this shirt - you may not even have to pay for it. |
ASSHOLE (BLACK) Being an asshole takes work and dedication. But if you put your mind to it, with a little effort, you can achieve it. So why not? They said we could be anything we wanted. We all know someone who thi |
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SMELLER'S THE FELLER He who smelt it delt it. Okay, okay... so it’s a little juvenile, but it made you smile. At least it will get you noticed. |
I LOVE BILLY BOB And who doesn’t? Well... maybe not Angelina Jolie. From “Slingblade” to “Friday Night Lights,” Billy Bob Thornton always rocks. |
I LOVE CANADIANS Maybe we were a little mean on some of our other shirts about our friends next door. We were just kidding... we really do love you... honest we do! USA + Canada = LOVE |
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I LOVE BEER It makes me a jolly good fellow and sometimes it makes me feel mellow. Just ask Tom T. Hall! We LOVE beer. You do, too? Well, profess your love for your favorite cold, alcoholic beverage to the world! |
BEAVER HUNTER Everybody has their idea of fun and if hunting for beavers is yours, then you need this shirt! How can you not love those furry little critters. Besides, you might catch more than a few laughs. Here, |
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SLEEP WITH ME (BLACK) Now who can argue with that? I mean... if I’m willing to sleep with me, how can you refuse? You never know... it might not seem logical but it may just work! |
MY FAVORITE THINGS - GUY I can hear Julie Andrews singing now... “football on Sundays and girls in bikinis, drinking beer with my friends and chicks downing martinis...” Oh yes... these are a few of my favorite things! |
SURVEY SAYS: This shirt would make Richard Dawson proud. But, you don’t have to be a fan of Family Feud to appreciate this one! |
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PLAYS WITH SELF Plays will with others? Who are you kidding! Everyone plays better with their self. Besides, this shirt is sure to draw attention from the ladies. Chicks dig funny guys. |
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DRINK & DRIVE (BLACK) You just might spill beer in your crotch. Oh... and it’s illegal and apparently very dangerous. |
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MUD FLAP WOMAN Ahhh... the elusive mud flap girl. You’ve been tailing her for years but have yet to find this buxom beauty. Wear this retro inspired shirt next time you go out. The chicks will dig it. |
I LOVE LOOSE WOMEN Beware of loose women and pick pockets? Not you. You dig ‘em! Show your support for slutty girls everywhere! |
CHICKS DIG ME And, why not? You’re one hell of a guy! Besides... it’s a known fact that confident guys get all the action. |
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LIZARD LOUNGE Retro inspired Lounge Lizard Wear. Slither into Your Favorite Hot Spot Wearing this Cool Design. |
I'M MR. RIGHT What is every girl looking for? That’s right... YOU... Mr. Right. Well, if you’re not exactly Mr. Right you might be perfect for Mr. Right Now. |
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I LOVE BOOBS So you’re a boob guy are you? There’s just something cute about a guy wearing this shirt. Maybe it’s the fact that you’re calling them boobs. Wear it with pride Breast Man. |
ASSHOLE You're an asshole - you know you are. Just admit it already. Great gift for the asshole in your life too! |
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HERE KITTY KITTY - MEN'S Great pick up line if you’re looking to pick up some...well...you get the idea. |
I LOVE PORN STARS Of course you do - they're nasty! Show your support for nasty girls everywhere! They will love YOU for it! |
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BAD DREAM Nice, but gets the point across. You really just want to get laid. Subtle enough to wear just about anywhere. |
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I LOVE SLUTS And sluts will seek you out when you wear this bold design. For a good time - wear this shirt! |
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English Muffin Do you know the muffin man? He’s made one especially for you. Here’s to you, my little British sweeties. |
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READ THIS They say nobody likes a wise ass but we find that hard to believe. You will too when you wear this shirt! You’re sure to get laughs in this one. |
I'M FLUFFY Fat is such an ugly word. But fluffy, now fluffy is soft and cuddly. Yep. That’s much better. |
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I LOVE WOOD For the carpenter in your life... or the avid golfer... or the boldly sexual woman... or the adventurous man... or ...well... by golly, it’s a shirt for everyone! |
MEAN PEOPLE SUCK Yes they do! Let heartless, grouchy people everywhere know how you feel but, remember to do it with smile! |
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WITHOUT SUNSHINE Profound. Very profound. Let people know that you are a true intellectual. A real deep thinker. |
X-RATED Hey, they can’t say you didn’t tell them. I mean how many people actually come with their own warnings? You’re dirty and proud of it. You never know who you’ll meet in this shirt. |
DRINK & DRIVE You just might spill beer in your crotch. Oh... and it’s illegal and apparently very dangerous. |
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FAVORITE THINGS - women's “Diamonds and rubies and dirty martinis, sexy high heels and skimpy bikinis.” Not exactly the same song that Julie Andrews sang, but hey... this is the 21st century! We have our priorities - right gir |
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KEEP STARING Big busted women of the world unite and let them know how you feel. They are not fun bags put here to entertain men. They are breasts and yes... we all have them. But if yours do tricks this shirt is |
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CALL ME PRINCESS You know what you are, you’re a princess and proud of it. Perfect for the Princess or Junior Princess in your life. |
BOYS LIKE Boys like me! You’ll definitely turn heads in this one. You’re just what every guy dreams of - a girl who knows what he wants! |
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CHASING TAIL - DOG SHIRT Is your best friend a hound dog? Does he get around the neighborhood or does he just like chasing his own tail? Either way, this shirt is a sure hit. |
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SICK PUPPY - DOG SHIRT Is your pooch a crotch sniffer? Butt smeller? Garbage eater? Man... that’s One Sick Puppy! |
PRINCESS DOGGY SHIRT Perfect for your little 4 legged princess. She’s very important and she knows it. Let everyone else know too! |
