Clothes for Baby: funny t-shirts for kids : OffensiveTs.com

OffensiveTs.com : Clothes for Baby: funny t-shirts for kids

This is where you'll find all you need for baby: bibs, infant creepers and kids' t-shirts. Why dress the baby in cutsie cute stuff all the time when you can dress the little butterball in something funny or offensive. Get a reaction from all those people that stare at your baby beyond, "Oh, how cute!"

Accident (Blue)
So you had a little boy, but he wasn't exactly planned on. He was an accident. These are the perfect pieces of clothing for your new son. They are cute and funny and definite conversation starters.

Accident (Pink)
So you had a little girl, but she wasn't exactly planned on. She was an accident. These are the perfect pieces of clothing for your new accidentally procreated daughter.

Daddy Drinks... (Blue)
Sometimes drinking helps alleviate Daddy's pain and frustration with baby's constant crying. Daddy drinks because baby cries.

Daddy Drinks... (Pink)
Sometimes daddy needs a little something alcoholic just to stay sane and make it through the night of baby's crying. Daddy drinks because i cry. These items prove it.

i'm all boy.
These items should stop people in the mall or anywhere from asking if your baby is a boy or a girl. They let your baby proclaim that he is indeed all boy.

My Daddy is cuter... (Pink)
Your baby sees how cute daddy is compared to all those other daddies out there. Let your child say how cute you are with these baby items. My daddy cuter than your daddy.

My Daddy is cuter... (Blue)
Your baby sees how cute daddy is compared to all those other daddies out there. Let your child say how cute you are with these baby items. My daddy cuter than your daddy.

My daddy is hotter... (Pink)
Your baby sees how hot daddy is compared to all those other daddies out there. Let your child say how hot you are with these baby items. My daddy hotter than your daddy. Daddy's a DILF.

My daddy is hotter... (Blue)
Does your baby recognize that women everywhere think that you're a DILF? Let your child say how hot you are with these funny baby items. My daddy is hotter than your daddy.

My mommy is cuter... (Pink)
Your baby sees how cute mommy is compared to all those other mommies out there. Let your child say how cute you are with these items.

My mommy is cuter... (Blue)
Your baby sees how cute mommy is compared to all those other mommies out there. Let your child say how cute you are with these onesies, bibs and other items.

My mommy is hotter... (Pink)
Your baby sees how hot mommy is compared to all those other mommies out there. Let your child say how hot you are and recognize your MILFness with these items. My mommy is hotter than your mommy.

My mommy is hotter... (Blue)
Your baby sees how hot mommy is compared to all those other mommies out there. Let your child say how hot you are and recognize your MILFness with these items.

please don't ask my mommy... (Pink)
I've heard people ask my wife is she is "working" while taking care of our baby and out in a public place. This item may curtail some of people's moronicness.

please don't ask my mommy... (Blue)
I have yet to understand what makes some people think that just because you are pushing the baby around in public, they have the right to ask you idiotic rude questions. I've heard people ask my wife

If you think... cute auntie (Pink)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Auntie. If you think I'm cute, you should see my auntie.

If you think... cute auntie (Blue)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Auntie. If you think I'm cute, you should see my auntie.

If you think I'm cute... see my Daddy (Pink)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Daddy. If you think I'm cute, you should see my daddy. After all, half baby's genes did come from her father.

If you think I'm cute... see my Daddy (Blue)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Daddy. If you think I'm cute, you should see my daddy. After all, half baby's genes did come from his father.

If you think I'm cute... see my Mommy (Pink)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Mommy. If you think I'm cute, you should see my mommy. After all, half baby's genes did come from her mother.

If you think I'm cute... see my Mommy (Blue)
Baby is indeed a cutie, but only almost as cute (or maybe equally as cute) as Mommy. If you think I'm cute, you should see my mommy. After all, half baby's genes did come from his mother.