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Welcome to Stock Market Shirts and Gifts, your source for unique Wall Street Shirts, Gifts and Apparel. You'll find hundreds of unique shirts and gifts for investors, stock traders, stock brokers, day traders, bond traders, forex traders, options traders and more. No matter if you're a bull or a bear, a professional trader or a retail investor, we've got plenty of unique stock market shirts, gifts and apparel to outfit your favorite investor.

Market Crash 401k Humor

Market Crash 401k Humor
While your 401k may have taken a beating in the stock market crash of 2008, your sense of humor remains intact. I Survived The Crash of 2008. My 401k Was Not So Fortunate.

Buy Buy Buy

Buy Buy Buy
Awesome shirts and gifts for bulls (or Mad Money fans and other Jim Cramer lovers). Share your bullish sentiments with other investors and Wall Street. Buy Buy Buy.

Wall Street Rock Star

Wall Street Rock Star
Whether you're a stock broker, investment banker or a trader, show off your investing prowess with some awesome Wall Street Rock Star shirts and apparel.

401k Humor

401k Humor
Unless you're some sort of investing genius, your 401k has probably taken a beating in the last year or so. Share your pain with others in a humorous way. The Stock Market Won. My 401k Lost.

Stock Trader Shirts and Gifts

Stock Trader Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 20 unique designs for stock trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite stock market loving friend or family member.

Day Trader Shirts and Apparel

Day Trader Shirts and Apparel
Click here to check out over 12 unique designs for day trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite day trading friend or family member.

Bond Trader Shirts and Gifts

Bond Trader Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 20 unique designs for bond trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite bond trading friend or family member.

Forex Trader Shirts and Gifts

Forex Trader Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 15 unique designs for forex trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite forex currency trading friend or family member.

Futures Trader Shirts and Gifts

Futures Trader Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 12 unique designs for futures trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite futures trading friend or family member.

Options Trader Shirts and Gifts

Options Trader Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 15 unique designs for options trader shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite option trading friend or family member.

Stock Broker Shirts and Gifts

Stock Broker Shirts and Gifts
Click here to check out over 15 unique designs for stock broker shirts, gifts and apparel. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite stock broker friend or family member.

Smile...Love Wall Street

Smile...Love Wall Street
You're an investor in the stock market and Wall Street is your passion. Share your love of investing and Wall Street. Smile if You Love Wall Street.

Life's Great...Investor

Life's Great...Investor
You love investing on Wall Street. Share your investment pride with your fellow investors. Great investor shirts and gifts. Life's Great When You're an Investor.

Market Crash Portfolio Humor

Market Crash Portfolio Humor
While your stock portfolio may have taken a beating in the stock market crash of 2008, your sense of humor remains intact. I Survived The Crash of 2008. My Portfolio Was Not So Fortunate.

Crash of 2008 Survivor

Crash of 2008 Survivor
Let's face it, 2008 was a tough year to be an investor in the stock market. If your investments and portfolio survived the crash, you have reason to celebrate. I Survived the Crash of 2008.

Bearish Shirt

Bearish Shirt
Fun and humorous way to share your bearish stock market sentiments with the world. Great shirt for your favorite wall street bear. Does This Shirt Make Me Look Bearish?

Market Crash Bank Humor

Market Crash Bank Humor
While your stock portfolio may have taken a beating in the stock market crash of 2008, your bank fared much worse. I Survived The Crash of 2008. My Bank Was Not So Fortunate.

Super Dad...Investor

Super Dad...Investor
For the awesome dad who loves investing in the stock market and trying to outsmart Wall Street. Great shirts and gifts for your stock market father. Super Dad Cleverly Disguised as an Investor.

Bullish Shirt

Bullish Shirt
Fun and humorous way to share your bullish stock market sentiments with the world. Great shirt for your favorite wall street bull. Does This Shirt Make Me Look Bullish?

I Love Investing

I Love Investing
Investing is more than a job or hobby for you, it's a way of life. Great shirts and apparel for your favorite Wall Street investment expert. I Love Investing.

Happiness...Investor

Happiness...Investor
If you're passionate about investing and the stock market, share your happiness with the world. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite investor. Happiness Is Being An Investor.

Investment Banker Shirt

Investment Banker Shirt
Fun and humorous way to share your love of investment banking with the world. Great shirt for your favorite investment banker. Does This Shirt Make Me Look Like an Investment Banker?

Save Horse, Ride Investor

Save Horse, Ride Investor
Give that poor horse a rest and take your sexy investor for a ride. Great gifts for your sexy loved one who loves investing in the stock market. Save a Horse, Ride an Investor.

Bearish

Bearish
For those days when you're feeling bearish and the stock market is taking a dive. Share your investing sentiments with the world. Great gifts for your investor. BEARISH.

Eat. Sleep. Wall Street.

Eat. Sleep. Wall Street.
When you're passionate about investing and trading, this sums it up. Great shirts and apparel for your favorite trader and stock market expert. Eat. Sleep. Wall Street.

Bullish

Bullish
For those days when you're feeling bullish and the stock market is roaring ahead. Share your investing sentiments with the world. Great gifts for your investor. BULLISH.

Stock Market Investor

Stock Market Investor
Show off your investor pride. You invest in the stock market like it's your job (hey, maybe it is your job.) Great shirts and gifts for your favorite investor. Stock Market Investor.

Chicks Dig Bears

Chicks Dig Bears
Everyone knows that chicks dig stock market bears. Something about their dark cynicism (and the big bucks they make) that drives women wild. Great shirts for your bearish friends. Chicks Dig Bears.

My Portfolio Beat The Stock Market

My Portfolio Beat The Stock Market
You're some sort of investing genius, and your portfolio has managed to avoid the devastation on Wall Street. Share your victory with others in a humorous way. The Stock Market Lost. My Portfolio Won.

All Star Investor

All Star Investor
Whether you work your stock market magic from home or on Wall Street, you're a top notch investor. Share your All Star status with other investors. All Star Investor.

Chicks Dig Bulls

Chicks Dig Bulls
Everyone knows that chicks dig stock market bulls. Something about their optimism and positive attitude (and the big bucks they make) that drives women wild. Chicks Dig Bulls.

Investor...Big Deal

Investor...Big Deal
Great line from Anchorman, applied to Wall Street and investing. Your favorite stock market or real estate investor is sure to love these shirts and gifts. Investor...I'm Kind of a Big Deal.

Stock Analyst Shirt

Stock Analyst Shirt
Fun and humorous way to share your career as a stock analyst with the world. Great shirt for your favorite stock analyst. Does This Shirt Make Me Look Like a Stock Analyst?

Trading GOOG

Trading GOOG
Show off your success trading Google's stock with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite GOOG stock trader or investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading GOOG.

Eat. Sleep. Invest.

Eat. Sleep. Invest.
When you're passionate about investing and trading, this sums it up. Great shirts and apparel for your favorite investor and Wall Street expert. Eat. Sleep. Invest.

Investor...Ninja

Investor...Ninja
Paying the bills as an investor, living the secret life of a ninja. Awesome shirts and gifts for your investment ninja. Part Time Investor, Full Time Ninja.

401k Bailout Humor

401k Bailout Humor
Seems like just about everybody is getting bailed out these days...except us regular people. Humorous way to show your disgust at all the bailouts on Wall Street. Who's Going to Bailout My 401k?

Stock Disclaimer

Stock Disclaimer
This little phrase seems to be tacked onto every possible investment vehicle these days. Wall Street's version of 'Invest At Your Own Risk.' Great shirts and gifts for investors.

Bears Lose

Bears Lose
When the bulls are in control on Wall Street and the stock market is rallying, it's safe to say that the stock market has won the battle against the bears (not the war, just a battle.) Bears Lose.

Trading AAPL

Trading AAPL
Show off your success trading Apple's stock with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite AAPL stock trader or investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading AAPL.

Stock Market Genius

Stock Market Genius
Some investors just seem to have a sixth sense for the stock market and its trends. Great shirts and gifts for money managers, stock analysts or financial gurus. Stock Market Genius.

Where's My 401k Bailout?

Where's My 401k Bailout?
Seems like just about everybody is getting bailed out these days...except us regular people. Humorous way to show your disgust at all the bailouts on Wall Street these days. Where's My 401k Bailout?

Investing Superhero

Investing Superhero
Whether you're a Wall Street trader or a real estate tycoon in the making, we've got great shirts and gifts for you or your favorite investor. Investing Superhero.

The Trend Is Your Friend

The Trend Is Your Friend
One great way to play Wall Street is simply to follow the trends. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite stock trend trader. The Trend Is Your Friend.

My Son...Investment Banker

My Son...Investment Banker
Your son is an Investment Banker. Great shirts and gifts for the proud parent of an investment banking guru. My Son Is An Investment Banker.

Trading ETFs

Trading ETFs
Show off your ETF trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite ETF trader or investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading ETFs.

Save Horse, Ride Investment Banker

Save Horse, Ride Investment Banker
Give that poor horse a rest and take your sexy investment banker for a ride. Great gifts for your sexy loved one who loves investment banking. Save a Horse, Ride an Investment Banker.

Ask Me About My Investments

Ask Me About My Investments
Whether you want to share the pain of your battered investment portfolio or the success of your winning investing trades, you're sure to grab some attention. Great shirts and apparel for investors.

Stock Market Superhero

Stock Market Superhero
Whether you're a Wall Street trader or one of the financial geniuses attempting to beat the market from home, we've got great shirts and gifts for you. Stock Market Superhero.

All Star Stock Analyst

All Star Stock Analyst
You work stock market magic on Wall Street, you're a top notch stock analyst. Great shirts and gifts for your awesome stock analyst. Your upgrades and downgrades move markets. All Star Stock Analyst.

Trading Commodities

Trading Commodities
Show off your commodity trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite commodities trader or investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Commodities.

Ask Me About My Portfolio

Ask Me About My Portfolio
Whether you want to share the pain of your battered stock portfolio or the success of your winning stock trades, you're sure to grab some attention. Great shirts and apparel for investors.

Stock Analyst...Big Deal

Stock Analyst...Big Deal
Great line from Anchorman, applied to Wall Street and investing. Your favorite stock analyst is sure to love these shirts and gifts. Stock Analyst...I'm Kind of a Big Deal.

Recession Rock Star

Recession Rock Star
Not even a little economic recession can slow you down or stop you from partying like a rock star. Great shirts and gifts for your eternal optimist. Recession Rock Star.

Trading Biotech Stocks

Trading Biotech Stocks
Show off your biotech stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite biotech investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Biotech Stocks.

Wall Street Superhero

Wall Street Superhero
Whether you're a Wall Street trader or one of the financial geniuses attempting to beat the market, we've got great shirts and gifts for you. Wall Street Superhero.

Relax...Investment Banker

Relax...Investment Banker
Let your fellow investors know that they can relax now, because you're an investment banker. Great shirts and apparel for your favorite i-banker with a sense of humor. Relax, I'm An Investment Banker.

Stock Market Saying

Stock Market Saying
As the old wall street saying goes, 'sell in May and go away.' Usually a great strategy for investing success. Share your sentiments with other investors. Investing 101: Sell In May and Go Away.

Wall Street Sucks

Wall Street Sucks
Sometimes it seems like the whole stock market is one big Ponzi scheme. Analysts and stock brokers make big bucks while the individual investors pay their huge salaries. Wall Street Sucks.

Stock Market Success

Stock Market Success
You work hard to score such great returns on your stock portfolio. Share your investing success with the world. Great gift for investors. My Returns Are Better Than Your Returns.

Stock Market Addict

Stock Market Addict
You take keeping an eye on your investments to a whole new level. Stock quotes, wall street news and anything remotely stock market related is always on your mind. Stock Market Addict shirts.

Trading Bank Stocks

Trading Bank Stocks
Show off your financial stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite bank investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Bank Stocks.

Recession Proof

Recession Proof
How about a little recession humor to lighten up the mood a bit? Sure, the stock market has taken a hit and your 401k ain't what it used to be, but you'll survive. You're Recession Proof.

Lotto or Stock Market?

Lotto or Stock Market?
These days, it seems like throwing your money into the lottery might be a better way to invest than the stock market. With so much deceit on Wall Street, at least you have a chance to win the lotto.

Investing Rock Star

Investing Rock Star
Whether you're a stock trader, money manager or a financial planner, show off your investing prowess with some awesome Investing Rock Star shirts and apparel.

Sell Sell Sell

Sell Sell Sell
Awesome shirts and gifts for stock market bears (or Mad Money fans and other Jim Cramer lovers). Share your bearish sentiments with other investors and Wall Street. Sell Sell Sell.

Trading Internet Stocks

Trading Internet Stocks
Show off your internet stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite tech investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Internet Stocks.

Stock Analysts Suck

Stock Analysts Suck
Upgrades at the tops, downgrades at the bottoms...most stock analysts are contrarian indicators, at best. Share your disgust for these stock market puppets. Stock Analysts Suck.

Stock Market Junkie

Stock Market Junkie
When it comes to the stock market, you've got to get your daily fix. Stock quotes, wall street news and anything remotely stock market related is always on your mind. Funny Stock Market Junkie shirts.

Lost My Shirt In The Stock Market

Lost My Shirt In The Stock Market
Investing in the stock market has been rough lately. Don't let your investment losses steal your sense of humor. I Lost My Other Shirt In The Stock Market.

Today I'm Feeling Bullish

Today I'm Feeling Bullish
Everyday is a new day in the stock market. Whether you're an active trader, a stock analyst or a day trader, share your bullish sentiments with the world. Today I'm Feeling Bullish.

Fuck The Bears

Fuck The Bears
The Stock Market is a war zone and if they're not on your side, they are the enemy. Show your bullish spirit and stick it to the bears with some awesome new shirts and apparel. Fuck The Bears.

Bulls Win

Bulls Win
When the bulls are in control on Wall Street and the stock market is rallying, it's safe to say that the stock market has lost the battle against the bulls (not the war, just a battle.) Bulls Win.

Shorts Can Kiss My Ass

Shorts Can Kiss My Ass
If you're bullish on the stock market, you've got to hate it when the shorts try to knock down the market with all their gloom and doom. Tell em how you feel. Shorts Can Kiss My Ass.

Save Horse, Ride a Bull

Save Horse, Ride a Bull
Give that poor horse a rest and take your favorite stock market bull out for a ride. Everyone loves a bull's positive attitude and optimism. Great gift for your sexy bull. Save a Horse, Ride a Bull.

Fuck The Shorts

Fuck The Shorts
The Stock Market is a war zone and if they're not on your side, they are the enemy. Show your bullish spirit and stick it to the shorts with some awesome new shirts and apparel. Fuck The Shorts.

Smile....Bull

Smile....Bull
Share your bullish sentiments with other investors and just watch them try not to smile when they check out your shirt. Great gifts for your stock market bull. Smile If Your Love Being a Bull.

Bullish Rock Star

Bullish Rock Star
Whether you're a stock trader or a stock analyst, show off your bullish stock market sentiments with some awesome Bullish Rock Star shirts and apparel.

Few. Proud. Bulls.

Few. Proud. Bulls.
Sometimes it's hard to maintain your bullish view on the stock market. Show your bullish pride and stick it to the bears with some awesome new shirts and apparel. The Few. The Proud. The Bulls.

Bulls Make Great Lovers

Bulls Make Great Lovers
No, not the animals...those with bullish outlooks on the stock market. Great gifts for your sexy Wall Street guru with a positive view on the economy and the stock market. Bulls Make Great Lovers.

Bears Can Kiss My Ass

Bears Can Kiss My Ass
If you're bullish on the stock market, you've got to hate it when the bears try to knock down the market with all their gloom and doom. Tell em how you feel. Bears Can Kiss My Ass.

Few. Proud. Longs.

Few. Proud. Longs.
Sometimes it's hard to maintain your bullish view on the stock market. Show your bullish pride and stick it to the shorts with some awesome new shirts and apparel. The Few. The Proud. The Longs.

Bears Suck

Bears Suck
Tired of listening to the Wall Street bears spouting all their gloom and doom? Share your bullish sentiments and your hatred of the bears with some awesome "Bears Suck" shirts and apparel.

Fuck Naked Shorts

Fuck Naked Shorts
To hell with those naked short vultures, knocking down poor stock with their shady trading. Show your bearish spirit and stick it to the shorts with some awesome new shirts. Fuck Naked Shorts.

...Sleep With a Bull

...Sleep With a Bull
Maybe it's their optimism or all the money they've made lately, but bulls make great lovers. Fun shirts and gifts for your stock market bull. Wake Up Happy, Sleep With a Bull.

Ninja Investor

Ninja Investor
Whether it's real estate or the stock market, you invest with such surgical precision, you must have a little ninja in ya. Sure to be a hit with your investor friends. Ninja Investor.

Today I'm Feeling Bearish

Today I'm Feeling Bearish
Everyday is a new day in the stock market. Whether you're an active trader, a stock analyst or a day trader, share your bearish sentiments with the world. Today I'm Feeling Bearish.

I Trade, Therefore I Am

I Trade, Therefore I Am
Great shirts and gifts for your devoted stock market trader. Trading stocks is a way of life for some. Share your passion with the world. I Trade, Therefore I Am.

Stock Market Rock Star

Stock Market Rock Star
Whether you're a stock broker, technical analyst or a stock trader, show off your investing prowess with some awesome Stock Market Rock Star shirts and apparel.

I Short Stocks.

I Short Stocks.
Shorting stocks is a perfectly legit way to play the market. Great shirts and gifts for proud short sellers. Share your bearish sentiments with other investors. I Short Stocks.

Shorts Suck

Shorts Suck
Short sellers have the ability to move markets when they jump on the momentum bandwagon and continue to push stocks lower. If you're a long, share your disgust for the shorts. Shorts Suck.

Fuck Wall Street

Fuck Wall Street
Had enough of losing your savings and 401k in the great pyramid scheme that is the stock market? Stick it to those Wall Street fat cats with some awesome "Fuck Wall Street" shirts and apparel.

I Love Wall Street

I Love Wall Street
Investing is more than a job or hobby for you, it's a way of life. Great shirts and apparel for your favorite Wall Street investment expert, broker or trader. I Love Wall Street.

Bulls Lose

Bulls Lose
When the bears are controlling Wall Street and the stock market is taking a dive, it's safe to say that the stock market has won the battle against the bulls (not the war, just a battle.)

Bearish Rock Star

Bearish Rock Star
Whether you're a stock trader or a stock analyst, show off your bearish stock market sentiments with some awesome Bearish Rock Star shirts and apparel.

Few. Proud. Shorts.

Few. Proud. Shorts.
Sometimes it's hard to maintain your bearish view on the stock market. Show your short selling pride and stick it to the bulls with some awesome new shirts and apparel. The Few. The Proud. The Shorts.

Longs Can Kiss My Ass

Longs Can Kiss My Ass
If you're bearish on the stock market, you've got to hate it when the bulls try to run up the market with all their rosy outlooks. Tell em how you feel. Longs Can Kiss My Ass.

Few. Proud. Bears.

Few. Proud. Bears.
Sometimes it's hard to maintain your bearish view on the stock market. Show your bearish pride with some awesome new shirts and apparel. The Few. The Proud. The Bears.

Save Horse, Ride a Bear

Save Horse, Ride a Bear
Give that poor horse a rest and take your favorite stock market bear out for a ride. Everyone loves a Wall Street bear. Great gift for your sexy bearish investor. Save a Horse, Ride a Bear.

Bears Win

Bears Win
When the bears are controlling Wall Street and the stock market is taking a dive, it's safe to say that the stock market has lost the battle against the bears (not the war, just a battle.) Bears Win.

...Sleep With a Bear

...Sleep With a Bear
Maybe it's their quiet confidence or all the money they've made lately, but bears make great lovers. Fun shirts and gifts for your stock market bear. Wake Up Happy, Sleep With a Bear.

Bulls Can Kiss My Ass

Bulls Can Kiss My Ass
If you're bearish on the stock market, you've got to hate it when the bulls try to run up the market with all their rosy outlooks. Tell em how you feel. Bulls Can Kiss My Ass.

Bulls Suck

Bulls Suck
Tired of listening to the Wall Street bulls spouting all their rosy forecasts? Share your bearish sentiments and your hatred of the bulls with some awesome "Bulls Suck" shirts and apparel.

Fuck The Bulls

Fuck The Bulls
The Stock Market is a war zone and if they're not on your side, they are the enemy. Show your bearish spirit and stick it to the bulls with some awesome new shirts and apparel. Fuck The Bulls.

Fuck The Longs

Fuck The Longs
The Stock Market is a war zone and if they're not on your side, they are the enemy. Show your bearish spirit and stick it to the bulls with some awesome new shirts and apparel. Fuck The Longs.

Downgrades Suck

Downgrades Suck
Love 'em or hate 'em, some stock analysts have the power to move markets and stocks, so when a stock in your portfolio gets downgraded, it sucks. Share your pain. Downgrades Suck.

401k Rock Star

401k Rock Star
Whether you're a money manager, financial planner or personal investor managing your 401k, show off your investing prowess with some awesome 401k Rock Star shirts and apparel.

..Sleep With Investment Banker

..Sleep With Investment Banker
There's just something sexy about investment bankers, and everyone knows they make great lovers. Fun shirts and gifts for your sexy investment banker. Wake Up Happy, Sleep With an Investment Banker.

Wall Street Can Kiss My Ass

Wall Street Can Kiss My Ass
The longer you trade and invest in the stock market, the more it begins to feel like one big Ponzi scheme. Tell those Wall Street fat cats just what you think. Wall Street Can Kiss My Ass.

..Sleep With an Investor

..Sleep With an Investor
There's just something sexy about investors, and everyone knows they make great lovers. Fun shirts and gifts for your sexy stock market investor. Wake Up Happy, Sleep With an Investor.

Smile...Opening Bell

Smile...Opening Bell
When you're an investor in the stock market, the opening bell signifies the start to your business day. Share your love of investing and Wall Street. Smile if You Love The Opening Bell.

Stock Market 101

Stock Market 101
Often, stock markets aren't rational and you can't argue with the tape (stock prices), so it does no good to try. Get on board and ride the trend. Investing 101: Don't Fight The Tape.

Wall Street Life

Wall Street Life
For those who live and breathe the stock market. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite investor who loves to follow the markets. My Day Ends...When The Closing Bell Rings.

Don't Buy Stocks on the Dive

Don't Buy Stocks on the Dive
Trying to pick a good entry point on a stock that's dropping like a rock can be disastrous for your returns. Hence, the old saying, 'Don't Try to Catch a Falling Knife.' Great investor shirts.

New Investment Strategy for 2009

New Investment Strategy for 2009
Funny investor shirts and gifts for your favorite stock trader. Everyone needs a sound strategy for trading in these tough markets. Share yours with the world. My New Investment Strategy: Buy And Pray

Trading Healthcare Stocks

Trading Healthcare Stocks
Show off your health care stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Healthcare Stocks.

Stock Market Bottom

Stock Market Bottom
Another old adage on Wall Street says to buy when there's blood in the streets, or when everyone is completely devastated and there's no hope in sight. Great shirts and gifts for smart investors.

Your Best Stock Trade

Your Best Stock Trade
Sometimes, there's no clear trade to make in the stock market. At these times, it's often best to wait until a trend emerges. Investment 101: Sometimes The Best Trade Is No Trade At All.

Short Sellers...Not Cool

Short Sellers...Not Cool
If you're long, there's nothing you despise more than short sellers trying to manipulate your stocks and drive down prices. Share your hatred with some funny short seller shirts and apparel.

Trading Oil Stocks

Trading Oil Stocks
Show off your oil stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite energy investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Oil Stocks.

Downgrades...Not Cool

Downgrades...Not Cool
Nothing's worse than waking up to find some stock analyst has downgraded one of your stocks and it's taking a dive. Downgrades...About as Cool as Honeymoon Handjobs.

Trading Tech Stocks

Trading Tech Stocks
Show off your tech stock trading success with a snazzy new shirt! Great shirts for your favorite investor. I Bought This Shirt With The Money I Made Trading Tech Stocks.

Margin Calls....Not Cool

Margin Calls....Not Cool
Fun little way to poke fun at stock market margin calls. Margin calls are not fun, nor are they cool...hence the joke. Margin Calls, About as Cool as Honeymoon Handjobs.

Smile...Bear

Smile...Bear
Share your bearish sentiments with other investors and just watch them try not to smile when they check out your shirt. Great gifts for your stock market bear. Smile If Your Love Being a Bear.

Capital Losses...Not Cool

Capital Losses...Not Cool
Fun little way to poke fun at your stock market losses. Capital losses are not fun, nor are they cool...hence the joke. Capital Losses, About as Cool as Honeymoon Handjobs.

Bears Make Great Lovers

Bears Make Great Lovers
No, not the animals...those with bearish outlooks on the stock market. Great gifts for your sexy Wall Street guru with a bearish view on the economy and the stock market. Bears Make Great Lovers.

Stock Market Bear Shirts and Gifts

Stock Market Bear Shirts and Gifts
Share your bearish spirit with the rest of wall street. As far as you're concerned, advances are merely selling opportunities. Great shirts and gifts for your stock market bear. Sell Into Strength!

Stock Market Bull Shirts and Gifts

Stock Market Bull Shirts and Gifts
Share your bullish spirit with the rest of wall street. As far as you're concerned, pullbacks are merely buying opportunities. Great shirts and gifts for your stock market bull. Buy The Dips!

Buy the Rumor, Sell the News

Buy the Rumor, Sell the News
Another old wall street saying, 'Buy the Rumor, and Sell The News.' Don't be left holding the bag when the news is released and the stock takes a dive. Buy The Rumor, Sell The News.

Cash Is King

Cash Is King
When the stock market is in troubled territory, cash is king. Sell your stocks and raise capital. Share your bearish sentiments with the world. Cash Is King.

Investing In Tough Times

Investing In Tough Times
Show off your sense of humor in the face of steep market losses and ravaged 401k's. Your investor friends are sure to enjoy these funny shirts. My New Investment Strategy: Buy Low, Sell Lower.

The Trend Is My Friend

The Trend Is My Friend
Great shirts and gifts for trend traders. Why fight it? When the stock market is moving, hop on for the ride and ride the trends to great profits. The Trend Is My Friend.

Investing Humor

Investing Humor
Show off your sense of humor in the face of steep market losses and ravaged 401k's. Your investor friends are sure to enjoy these funny shirts and gifts. My New Investment Strategy: Buy High, Sell Low

Buy Low, Sell High

Buy Low, Sell High
It's the oldest investment cliche in the book, but if you can manage to accomplish it, the rewards can be awesome. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite stock market investor. Buy Low Sell High.

Buy High, Sell Higher

Buy High, Sell Higher
An updated version of the old investing adage 'Buy Low, Sell High'. Stocks on the run tend to continue even higher. Great shirts and gifts for your favorite stock market investor. Buy High Sell Higher

Insider Trading Joke

Insider Trading Joke
Impress your stock trader friends and investor with your style and sense of humor...just don't let the SEC see you wearing one of these shirts. Great gift for your favorite 'Martha Stewart'.

Stock Market Quote

Stock Market Quote
Another old wall street saying, 'Buy the Rumor, and Sell The News.' Don't be left holding the bag when the news is released and the stock takes a dive. Buy The Rumor, Sell The News.

Time To Sell Stocks

Time To Sell Stocks
When the stock market is in troubled territory, cash is king. Sell your stocks and raise capital. Share your bearish sentiments with the world. Cash Is King.

I Have Insider Information

I Have Insider Information
Impress your stock trader friends and investor with your style and sense of humor...just don't let the SEC see you wearing one of these shirts. I Have Insider Information.

New 52 Week High

New 52 Week High
When your investments are up, you feel like you're on top of the world. Share your stock market 'high' with the world. Great gift for your favorite investor. I'm At A New 52 Week High.


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