Ode To Caffeine
The Holy Coffee Urn is my shepherd; I shall not want.
It maketh me the Elixir of Life: It leadeth me from the stumbling of the sleep-deprived.
It restoreth my cognitive functions: It leadeth me in the paths of the Caffeinated for It's name's sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of the stupid, I will fear no contamination: for It art with me: It's stimulation and It's effects they imbue me.
It preparest a mug before me in the presence of the uninitiated: It anointest my facilities with Ambrosia: My coffee mug runneth over.
Surely Kenya and Colombian will follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Caffeine Enhanced forever.
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