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Let the world know who you are with attitude wear for the Chef, Cook and Foodie! If you've been burnt, cut, and bitched out you deserve a line of clothing that tells your story. Your passion is food, your profession is pleasure and your attitude speaks for itself. No "Kiss the Cook" crap here...These T's are for the hardcore that feed the world and fill the soul.

American Eats

American Eats
All American Food!

Diced or Julienne? OUR TOP SELLER!

Diced or Julienne? OUR TOP SELLER!
When Gordon Ramsay threw this one out in an episode of Hell's Kitchen I nearly pissed myself!

Chef Philosophy

Sous Chef

Sous Chef
No Reservations Required for the Sioux...I Mean SOUS Chef!

Can't We All Just Get Along?

Can't We All Just Get Along?
Sing It With Us... All We Are Saying Is Give Food A Chance....

King Escoffier

King Escoffier
Long Live the King!

Size Matters

Size Matters
My What a BIG Toque You Have!

Chopsticks Anyone?

Chopsticks Anyone?
Like a Red Cross or a Skull & Crossbones there is a universally know image that gives the most iportant of instruction...How To Use Chopsticks!

Don't Wear This in China

Don't Wear This in China
Sorry, You'll have to look more closely to get the translation but trust me, you would love to say this to a few of your customers!

Just for Fun

Just for Fun
Who is insane enough to play with fire and knives? YOU ARE!

Vintage Foods

Vintage Foods
Show your respect for the past with these awesome vintage food ads.

Meet me in the Walk-In

Meet me in the Walk-In
Is that a whisk in your pocket or are you just glad to see me? Break Time!

Do My Mise

Do My Mise
What does it mean? What's a Mise? Is that dirty?
Only those who know will know!

Burn Unit

Burn Unit
If we could only get the gauze concession for all of the culinary schools...We'd be set for life.

Le Cordon Blah, Blah, Blah

Le Cordon Blah, Blah, Blah
Tell em what you really think!

Pantry Bitch

Pantry Bitch
If you don't know one you probably are one...Bitch!

Behind You!

Behind You!
Sure to bring a smile to anyone that's ever been burnt...Sure to confuse the hell out of the civilians.

Feed the Bitch

Feed the Bitch
Once again we bow to the master...Anthony B...The warrior poet!

Primal Cut

Primal Cut
If your nice I'll show you my Brisket...

Toque Up!

Toque Up!
Damn...Is it that time already?

Share the Love

Share the Love
Those who know will know you know.

Born in the Weeds

Born in the Weeds
And we'll probably die there!

got skills?

got skills?
Ok...So one cheesy cliché...Get off our backs!

Heat up my Salamandre

Heat up my Salamandre
20 Bucks say's some idiot will tell you it's spelled wrong!

It's all about the Presentation

It's all about the Presentation
Ladies, you know what we mean...

The Weird Cook

The Weird Cook
This will blow your mind...Imagine if Hunter S. Thompson had been a Chef!?

Hot Grease is Sexy

Hot Grease is Sexy
Ahh, this is where we live...Talk dirty to me!

Escoffier is my homeboy

Escoffier is my homeboy
The original food pimp!

Who cut the Durian?

Who cut the Durian?
The SBD of exotic cuisine! Ya gotta love a food that kills...


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