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Welcome to Wacky Wade's Funny T-Shirts and Merchandise! Take a look at our different collections. These designs have been selling like crazy! Be the first on your block to rock these funny shirts! If you have an idea for a design you would like to see on a shirt or you have created a design that you would like to feature on wackywade.com, contact me at wackywades@aol.com. If your design is created or used, you will receive a FREE SHIRT for you idea! Thanks for shopping at Wacky Wade's Funny T-Shirts and Apparrel!
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Note: To begin, please click on the design you like to see the collection of clothing and merchandise you have to choose from. We sell everything....clothing, hats, mouse pads, stickers, keychains, mugs and more! Check out our selection today!
Skull and Bones Girls SIGG Water Bottle Check out our new Skull and Bones Sigg Water Bottle for girls. |
Prez Dispenser - President Obama Shirt Buy this funny Prez Dispenser shirt. President Obama seems to like giving money to anyone who asks..so this Obama Prez Dispenser shirt makes the perfect gift! |
I Teach, Therefore I Drink If you're a teacher then you need this funny teaching t shirt! This funny shirt for teachers is great with the saying "I teach, therefore I drink". If you are looking for funny shirts, look no furthe |
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More Cowbell! More Cowbell T-Shirt "Fellas, I'm tellin' ya, I need more cowbell!" From the popular skit...rock this "More Cowbell!" shirt when you go out with you friends and get ready for the laughs! |
I Make Dreams Come True Funny T-Shirt Get this funny t-shirt...."I make dreams come true". This shirt can be worn by anyone. perfect for cocky guys or cute girls or even kids! Make all of your dreams come true! |
I'm a Keeper - Cute Fish T-Shirt Let them know that your a "catch" in your "I'm a keeper." cute fish t-shirt. |
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Textually Active / Textually Frustrated Shirt Do you have a friend who is constantly sending text messages? Get them this funny textually active shirt :). Or, if you have no clue how to send text messages get this funny textually frustrated :( |
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Saved by the Bell - Bayside Wrestling Collection Impress your friends with a shirt from the Bayside Collection. Those Saved by the Bell memories come back when you represent the Bayside Tigers wrestling team. Appropriately, the name A.C. Slater is |
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Sweet Caroline....Bum, Bum, Bum T-Shirt Check out this sweet Neil Diamond "Sweet Caroline...bum..bum..bum" T-Shirt! You can't sing the song without the bum...bum...bum! This t-shirt is so good, so good, so good! |
I Don't Do Drama Shirt - No Drama Sick of the rumors? Feel like you are in High School again? Get this I don't do drama t-shirt to let people know that you've had it with the rumors, lies, trash talking, backstabbing, bitches and as |
The Milkman Says Hi To Your Mom It must have been the milkman! This classic wacky wade original is sure to get some laughs out of your friends. "Tell you mom I said hi". Looks like your mom knows the milkman pretty well. |
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Grill Master BBQ - Licensed to Grill Are you King of the Grill? If so, you need the Grill Master - Licensed to Grill shirt. Perfect for grilling, you may also get the GrillMaster apron. The perfect grilling and cooking apron for over |
Irish Girls do it Better Shirt - St Patricks Day S St Patricks Day is coming! Get ready for St. Patrick's Day with this Irish Girls do it Better shirt! |
Irish today drunk tomorrow St Patrick's Day Shirt Are you ready for St. Patrick's Day? Get this Irish today, hungover tomorrow funny st patricks day irish drinking shirt! |
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I'm not Irish, but I dance like I am Shirt - Irish Are you an Irish Dancer? Get this I'm not Irish, but I dance like I am shirt before St. Patrick's Day! Get this Irish Dancer shirt for your Irish Dancer |
Irish Shamrock Heart St. Patrick's Day Love Shirt Show off your love for your Irish heritage with this Irish Shamrock Heart shirt. This I love Irish shirt will be the perfect way to show your love on St. Patrick's Day! |
Kiss Me I'm Drunk - Irish Drinking T-shirt Collect Forget the Kiss Me I'm Irish shirt....Get right to the point when you wear this shirt out to the bars. Chances are that if you are Irish and wearing this shirt, you are already pretty drunk, so get ri |
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Drink Like a Champion What are you waiting for? Get this sweet "Drink Like a Champion" T-shirt, go out to the bar and cheer for your favorite football team. |
I See Green People St. Patty's Day T-Shirt St. Patrick's Day is coming, get you St. Patty's day shirt before it's too late. You're are going to drink so much, you will see green people too! Get this funny irish drinking st. patrick's day t-s |
Irish I was Drunk St. Patrick's Day Funny Shirt St Patrick's Day is right around the corner. Be ready for St. Patty's day with this funny "Irish I Was Drunk" Shamrock St. Patricks Day Shirt! Celebrate being Irish or at least pretend that you are. |
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St. Patty's Day Shit Me I'm Kissfaced shirt Looking for a funny St. Patrick's day shirt? Get this funny "Shit Me I'm Kiss-Faced" St. Patty's Day Shirt. If your looking for a good shirt to wear while drinking on St. Patrick's Day, this is the s |
Funny St Particks Day I Love Beer Shirt St Patricks Day is coming, make sure you get your funny St. Patrick's Day shirts now! Get drunk with the irish with this I love beer funny drinking shirt with a shamrock! |
Funny St. Patrick's Day T-shirt - St patty's day Looking for a funny Irish t-shirt for St. Patrick's Day? Get this funny "I drink, I fall, I'm Irish, I get up" st patty's day shirt! Perfect for going out and drinking on St Patricks Day!! |
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St Patricks Day Go Green Funny Shirt It's time for you to "go green" with this funny st patricks day shirt. If you are Irish and care about the environment, you need to get this shirt for St. Patrick's day! |
Help Me, I'm Sober and I can't Get Drunk T-Shirt Maybe you can get a few free drinks with this Help Me, I'm Sober and I can't Get Drunk T-Shirt |
Irish Curse Shirt for St Patricks Day Irish Curse? What Irish Curse? Get this funny Irish Curse Shirt for St Patrick's Day! |
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Irish Foreplay - St. Patty's Day Drinking T-Shirt Get ready for St. Patrick's Day with this great Irish Forplay St. Patty's Day T-Shirt! Have a beer with you friends, and go home with someone special. |
An Awkward Morning Beats a Boring Night T-Shirt An Awkward Morning Always Beats a Boring Night! Make that walk of shame back to your place in this sweet shirt! |
Gettin' Lucky Pot of Gold St. Patrick's Day T-Shir St. Patrick's Day is coming and it's time for you to get lucky! Get this sweet "gettin' lucky" St. Patty's Day Shirt. |
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Flip Cup Champion Drinking T-Shirt Let everyone know you are the champion of this drinking game! Wear your Flip Cup Champion t-shirt proudly as you take down the drinks and the competition! The more you drink the better you get! |
Drinks Well With Others Funny Drinking Shirt Need a new drinking shirt for the bar? Get this funny "drinks well with others" shirt. Perfect for college parties, a night out at the bar, or in the comfort of your own home. Don't be the drunk id |
Perfect Princess Shirt For every princess out there, this cute girl's shirt I used to be conceited, but now I'm perfect women's shirt. |
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Barack and Roll Funny Obama Shirt Barack Obama funny Barack and Roll shirt! From the Election of 2008 comes this new Barack Obama shirt! Are you ready to Barack? |
My Drinking Team Has a Dart Problem T-Shirt Need the perfect shirt for your dart team? Look no further! Get the "My drinking team has a dart problem shirt". Wear this shirt to all your matches at the bar. The perfect drinking shirt! |
Obama Christmas Jingle Bell Barack Shirt Barack Obama funny Christmas Jingle Bell Barack shirt! From the Election of 2008 comes this new Barack Obama Christmas Collection! Are you ready to Barack? |
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Single and Ready to Mingle Bar Shirt Recently available? Go out to the bar looking for someone new in this "Single and ready to mingle" shirt! |
Beer Pong Champion Drinking T-Shirt Let everyone know you are the champion of this drinking game! Wear your Beer Pong Champion t-shirt proudly as you take down the drinks and the competition! The more you drink the better you get! |
Leg Lamp Christmas Story Fragile Funny Shirt Shopping for Christmas? Get this a Christmas Story Leg Lamp Fragile - must be Italian funny t-shirt. Get this funny Christmas shirt before the holiday. |
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I'm Not Santa, But You Can Still Sit on My Lap t-s Get this funny christmas t-shirt "I'm not santa, but you can still sit on my lap." This is a funny christmas gift for anyone who has a sense of humor! Do you christmas shopping done early this year |
Christmas Candy Cane T-Shirt Just in time for the holidays...get your Christmas candy cane heart t-shirt. This cute funny christmas love shirt is a perfect christmas gift! Show someone special how "sweet" they are this holiday! |
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Joe the Plumber Shirt - Funny McCain Obama debate Joe the Plumber - You heard his name during the debate between Obama and McCain, now learn more with this Joe the Plumber shirt - Fixing America One Toilet at a Time funny shirt. Who's Joe the Plumber |
Election 2008 Extreme Makeover House Edition Obama McCain 2008 Presidential Election. Check out this funny political shirt with a picture of the white house that reads: Extreme Makeover - House Edition. Democrat or Republican, you'll love thi |
If Our Love Was a Garden I'd Be Your Hoe Shirt If our love was a garden....I would be your hoe. Get this funny, original, cute girls shirt for the ho in your life. If you like to garden or are seriously into gardening, this shirt is perfect! |
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I'm a Lesbian When I'm Drunk Funny Drinking Shirt Get this funny "I'm a lesbian when I'm drunk" t-shirt! When the drinks start flowing, girls start making out. A friend of mine said...I'm a lesbian when I drink. A great bar shirt for girls! |
Suck It Trebek - Funny Celebrity Jeopardy Skit Get this classic "suck it trebek" t-shirt. This classic line came from the funny Celebrity Jeopardy skit with Sean Connery and Alex Trebek |
You Had Me at Asshole Funny T-Shirt Not you can let them know how much you like them with this funny "You had me at asshole" T-Shirt. The perfect shirt for going out on the town. |
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Drunkin Hookups Funny Drinking Drunk T-Shirt Nothing like a drunkin' hookup before you go to bed each night. And drunkin' hookups are a great way to start your morning as well! Wear this out to the bar, have fun getting drunk and hooking up! |
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4 Star Funny Yo Mama Shirt Looking for a good yo momma joke? Check out this funny yo momma t shirt. Show your 4 star rating from your friends momma! Your mom would be so proud! |
Instant Celebrity: Just Add Small Dog - Funny T-Sh Want to be an instant celebrity like Paris Hilton or Nicole Richie? Then all you need is this shirt and a small dog. Check out this funny instant celebrity shirt! |
Idaho? No, You Da Ho State T-Shirt Idaho? No, you da ho! Get this hillarious state t-shirt. Wacky Wade's will have every funny state t-shirt available soon! |
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In Search of Booty T-Shirt You're going out with a mission tonight....you are in search of booty! Get this funny "In Search of Booty" T-shirt and see what treasures you find! |
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Don't Call Me Dude! Funny Police Shirt Skateboar When cops go after skateboarders, it's not always pretty! Get this funny Don't call me dude! t-shirt. Baltimore Police Department Officer Salvatore Rivieri made sure the kid knew a dude is someone wh |
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Funny Popcorn Chicken T-Shirt Get this cute popcorn chicken t-shirt! The perfect gift for baby showers or for a cute kids t-shirt. Also great for everyone else. This would make a funny and cute shirt for women or men as well. |
Flavor Flav Flavor of Love Funny t-shirt gift idea If you're flavor flav, you always know what time it is! Get this awesome flava flav flavor of love "you know what time it is" t-shirt, so you can be a pimp too! |
2005 Spring Break Aruba T-Shirt Spring Break 2005 in Aruba was great! You can really get lost in the beauty of the island. Pick up this shirt today....it's a real find! |
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Golden Girls Stay Golden T-shirt Even the old are trying to be hip. Get this funny Golden Girls T-shirt that reads "Stay Golden". Nothing better than seeing the golden girls with a shirt that tells you to stay golden. Get this fun |
Home School Prom Queen Funny T-Shirt So there wasn't much competition....but that's no reason not to be proud. Get this funny "Home School Prom Queen" T-shirt |
Mormons "The Original Pimps" T-Shirt The Mormons have been big pimpin' for years. Who needs just one wife...when you can have many wives! Get this funny "Mormons, the original pimps" t-shirt! |
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Who's Got Two Thumbs...This Guy T-Shirt Q: What's got 2 thumbs and needs another beer? A: This guy! Get this funny two thumbs "this guy" t-shirt! |
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Bitch "Bee-otch" Let everyone know who they're messing with. Don't mess with a "bee-otch"! Get this shirt and create a buzz in your town! |
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The Dancing Smiley Man Collection Bring smiles to your day with the "Dancing Man Smiley Guy" stick figure t-shirt. Available in many different sayings, these inspirational shirts will surely get you through the day with a smile on yo |
The Cory Lidle School of Flight Flying Yankee New It may be a little too soon for this shirt...even if you are a red sox fan. Introducing the Cory Lidle School of Flight shirt. I know this is sick, but if I don't sell it, someone else will anyhow. |
Life Sucks as a Chick It's hard being a chick! From out of the shell to a chicken nugget, chicks have it hard! Pick up this original wacky wade shirt today! |
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Beer Goggles T-Shirt So maybe he or she doesn't look as good as you remember when you woke up this morning. It may have been those beer goggles you were wearing at the bar last night. Waer this beer goggles t-shirt to s |
Hungy Hippo Collection Did you love to play hungry, hungry hippo as a kid? Well now own a shirt from the hungry hippo collection! |
Watermelon Thief - Pregnant Expecting Mother Baby The perfect gift for the mother to be.. Get a funny "Watermelon Thief" t-shirt. No one will even think you are pregnant, they'll just think you're stealing watermelons. This makes a great gift for b |
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Paparazzi Princess Collection Do you often find yourself often stalked by the paparazzi? Well, maybe you don't, but you can pretend you are a celebrity in this original paparazzi princess t-shirt! |
Pimp Daddy - Big Pimpin' T-Shirt Livin' the big pimpin' life? Represent your pimpin' ways in this "pimp daddy t-shirt"! |
Squeeze Me! Lemon shirt Everyone needs a squeeze once in a while! Pick up this shirt for some extra lovin'. |
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Hungry, Hungry Hippo Collection Hungy, Hungry Hippo isn't so hungry anymore. This classic 80's game used to thrill us for hours! This shirt has two of the hungry hippos...one says "You know what, I'm really not that hungry anymore |
I Love Lamp - Funny Anchorman Quote T-Shirt Looking for great Anchorman merchandise?? We have all the funny anchorman t-shirts and stickers! Get this great "I Love Lamp" Anchorman T-shirt. Do you really love the lamp or are you just saying t |
Wacky Wade Original Shirt The best t-shirt website on the Web, Wackywade.com is now offering custom t-shirts with the Wacky Wade logo on front. To show our appreciation for all of your support, we are keeping the prices extre |
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Steve Irwin Crikey Stingray T-Shirt Introducing the Steve Irwin "Crikey" Dangerous stingray t-shirt. Too soon? I know this is just wrong....but now you can own and wear this original wacky wade shirt in memory of the crocodile hunter, |
Prepps If you live in Rochester, NY...you need to get your ass down to Prepps! By far the best bar in Rochester. Get your Prepps "My liver is evil and needs to be punished!" shirt. |
Anti- Valentine's Day T-Shirt - Bite Me Do you hate Valentine's Day? Sick of all of those couples in love? Express yourself this Valentine's Day with the "Bite Me" Valentine's candy heart shirt, cards and merchandise! |
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I'm the reason my daddy drinks. Maybe you should finally own up to it. Tell everyone why your daddy is an alcoholic. Get your "I'm why my daddy drinks" merchandise today! |
Game On Poker T-Shirt Are you a true poker or texas hold'em player? Get this popular "game on" royal flush poker shirt. This shirt is now available in 4 colors: RED, ORANGE, BLUE and GREEN! |
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Gettin' Lucky Irish Drinking Shirt Everyone needs a lucky shirt! Own this lucky Irish shirt and use it as your lucky drinking shirt or your gettin' lucky tonight shirt. Either way you'll love this Irish Lucky shirt! |
4th of July - Guys Night Out - Independence Day What are you doing on the 4th of July this year? Hanging out with the old lady again? How about heading out for a guys night out to celebrate INDEPENENCE day! Wear this shirt any day of the year. R |
Anchorman Funny T-Shirt - Funny Anchorman Quotes Get this funny Anchorman t-shirt. Ron Burgundy is the man! Some of the best movie quotes are in Anchorman! Pick up this original wacky wade Anchorman movie shirt today! |
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Party Like it's 1999 Vintage 80's T-Shirt Time to party like it's 1999 again in this retro vintage 80's shirt. This classic shirt is going to be a hit and will make you want to go back in time! |
Wingman T-Shirt Collection Everyone needs a wingman! Be the top gun with your buddies when you wear this shirt out to the bar. Help your friends out and be their wingman! |
4th of July - Girls Night Out - Independence Day Hey ladies, it's time to go out with the girls and get crazy. Leave the man at home and enjoy a night out with the girls. Celebrate the 4th of July or any day with this girls night out t-shirt. Cel |
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Take Me Drunk, I'm Home! Do you like you drinking? Well then this shirt is for you! So what if you had a little too much to drink, at least in this shirt you know you'll get home okay! Take me drunk, I'm home! |
You're Ugly, But You Intrigue Me - Funny T-Shirt This is a classic shirt that will show your sensitive side. Showing that you look way beyond physical appearance when you are wearing this "You're ugly, but you intrigue me" t-shirt. |
I Love Your Mom's Cherry Pie T-Shirt I love your mom's cherry pie. She has a great pie!! yo mama! Buy this funny your mom shirt! |
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Las Vegas Poker Night T-Shirt It's time for the weekly poker night showdown. Show up ready to play in the "Poker Night Showdown" Las Vegas style shirt. |
Freshly Baked Stoner T-Shirts Hey there stoner, put down the pot and pick up this freshly baked shirt. If you smoke weed then this collection is for you. Kick back and relax and enjoy this shirt! |
I Love Nerds - I Heart Dorks T-Shirt Do you have a secret obsession with nerds or know someone who does? Then you need the I Love Nerds T-Shirt, this funny I heart nerds t-shirt will give those nerds hope that there is someone out there |
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Mullets Rock - Funny Mullet T-Shirt Conservative in the front, party in the back! Be proud of your mullet or support all your mullet friends. Buy your "Mullets Rock" shirt today! |
I Love Geeks - I Heart Geeks Funny T-Shirt Do you have a secret obsession with geeks or know someone who does? Then you need the I Love Geeks T-Shirt, this funny I heart geeks t-shirt will give those geeks hope that there is someone out there |
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I Love Drunk Girls T-Shirt The essential "I Love Drunk Girls" T-Shirt. Perfect for nights out on the town. The girls will be drinking and you'll be there to help them home! |
Laguna Bitch - Funny Laguna Beach T-Shirt Get this funny Laugna Beach shirt! Get your Laguna Bitch shirt today! |
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Eat the food! Hey Lardass, this shirt is sweet! Wear this dynamite t-shirt with the popular llama and "eat your food"! This shirt is bound to have people talking! |
One Night Stand T-Shirt Pick up this funny one night stand t-shirt and then pick yourself up a one night stand. |
I'm Single / I'm Taken T-Shirt Collection Now you can make it easy on the opposite sex. Need that guy to leave you alone at the bar? Buy the "I'm taken." shirt. Or, if you are looking for someone, where the "I'm single." shirt and let ever |
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Engaged, I'm taken bachelorette t-shirt The perfect shirt to celebrate your bachelorette or bridal party!! Tell the guys you're off limits now! |
You Never Forget Your First Time - Atari T-Shirt You'll never forget your first time.......playing Atari! Get this classic 80's t-shirt! Ahh...all the memories playing this classic atari system! |
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Take a Number Let the ladies and fellas know that there's a line to get with you! Wear this "take a ticket" clothing and let them know they don't have a chance with you! |
I Mack the Ladies Even computer geeks can get the ladies! Show them your stuff in this "iMac the ladies" shirt. |
Ask Me About My Piercing T-Shirt Want to show off? Get the "Ask me about my piercing" t-shirt and you will have people coming up to you all of the time!! |
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Sexy Bitch T-Shirt Be proud of your bitchy-ness with this "Sexy Bitch". You're a bitch and you're not afraid to show it. |
One Hit Wonder T-Shirt The One Hit Wonder T-Shirt is perfect for has-been bands. Wear this shirt out and let everyone know that you too support the one hit wonders. |
Gz Up, Hoes Down Shirt - G's Up Hoes Down T-Shirt Go old school with this Snoop Doggy Dogg "G's Up, Hoes Down" T-shirt. GZ up HOES down while while you motherf'ers bounce with this sweet shirt! |
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If You're Going to Regret This Tomorrow Bar Shirt Going out to the bar tonight, then you need this shirt to pick up someone. Use this classic pick up line shirt, next time you're out. "If you're going to regret this in the morning, then we can slee |
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J-MAC Hot Like a Pistol T-Shirt JMAC is hot as a pistol. If you want to be as hot as a pistol too, you need to buy this shirt. If you don't know who J-Mac is: It took four minutes. Four measly minutes for high school senior Jason |
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Employee of the Month Movie T-Shirt Are you the Employee of the Month? Or are you a big fan of the Employee of the Month movie with Dane Cook and Jessica Simpson. Either way this is a great gift for your employees or a funny shirt for |
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Pussy Whipped T-Shirt - Pussy-Whipped Shirt Are you or someone you know in a relationship where the woman has all the control. Is you buddy home watching some sappy girly movie, while you and your friends are watching the game at the bar. Now |
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I've Found Jesus Funny T-Shirt Get this funny.....I've Found Jesus (he was behind the couch the whole time) t-shirt! Yeah, I know....I'm going to hell! |
Buddhaful - Buddha Shirt Get this buddhaful shirt and everyone will want to rub your belly! Buddha makes people happy and so will this shirt! |
Stop Scanning Me Bar Code T-shirt Getting too much attention with your hot body? Pick yourself up one of these awesome "stop scanning me up and down" bar code shirts. |
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Smartass T-Shirt You're a smartass, deal with it. This is a great shirt parody. Get your smartass shirt today! |
Hawaii - Come and Get Leid State T-Shirt Come and get leid in Hawaii. Grab this funny state t-shirt today! |
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She Looked Good Last Night T-Shirt Rough night drinking last night? Did you wake up next to a complete dog this morning. It's time to set things straight and save some face. Wear this "she looked good last night" shirt on your walk |
Caffeine. Caffeinated T-shirt Need Caffeine? If you are a caffiene coffee freak, you need to pick up the caffeinated shirt to warn everyone around you! |
Fat Kid Dodgeball - Fatboy Collection Were you always the fat kid who got picked last in gym class. Did you often get abused playing dodgeball? Well, then this shirt is for you! Get the popular "last one picked for dodgeball" t-shirt t |
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This is How I Ride Station Wagon Collection Still driving the beat up beaver slug? Maybe it's time for a new ride or maybe you can be proud and wear the "this is how I ride." station wagon t-shirt. |
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Mind over Matter. (Girls Design) Pick up this classic Wacky Wade t-shirt "Mind over Matter. I don't mind, and your girlfriend doesn't matter." |
Skipper's My Daddy. Who's your daddy? There is a good chance it might be Skipper! Get this funny "Skipper is my daddy" shirt and wear it out to your favorite drinking establishment. |
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