Voodoo8ball.com - A place for bicycle people.
Welcome to Voodoo8ball.com, my almost out of control bicycle shirt store. Being a bicycle collector for some time and going out on rides with other collectors and bicycle geeks, I noticed the lack of funny shirts people had access too. If they did have a shirt the text was too small and you had too get to close to read it. Now you can show some attitude and say things without actually saying them.
Note: I've got around sixty slogans right now and as more pop into my head I'll put them here. I also found out I have cancer about a month ago and I leave for the Mayo Clinic for surgery at one of the local hospitals in Rochester the middle of this month (April). Thanks for shopping and I hope you get a good laugh out of these bicycle oriented shirts. At this point i can't wait to get back on a bicycle and ride around with my friends and ride away from cancer looking as cool as I can in one of these shirts
Schwinn Tunnel My most popular selling photograph to date is now available on a shirt. It's a long line of old bicycles viewed from down the frames. This is the first one people are drawn to. Now you too can have |
1948 Whizzer A 1948 Whizzer, minus the engine, leaned up against the shed. I ended up buying this one for my collection, but not before I took a photograph of it's resting place. Classic bicycle people love this |
Chrome Springer The old chrome springer from a fat tire bicycle with some digital magic thrown in to make it a mirror image. Another favorite classic bicycle image now ready to wear. |
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Bicycle Group 02 A shot of some of the fine details on these bicycles. Again vintage bicycles photographed by me and tricked out for a shirt that will look great on any bicycle rider. |
Lined Up A photography I've taken and then tricked it out to look more like a painting. Pop Cycle art is now on my shirts. This is a row of vintage cruisers and looks great on a shirt. |
Bicycle Group 01 A special version of a photograph I took and displayed prints of at an art show. A row of vintage bicycles all tricked out to be Pop Cycle art. |
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Acoustic Motor Bike For the rider who's into the quite of a bicycle but wants to pretend they are on a motorcycle. It's the Acoustic Motor Bike shirt. |
Bicycle Bandit A shirt for the hardcore bike collector who's always finding a deal and basicly stealing a real collectors item from the garage sale. |
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Bicycle Geek A Shirt for that one person who know's it all, fixes it all or owns it all. I have about 50 friends this would go perfect on...each one has a garage full of bicycles. |
Bicycles Kick Ass For that whacky bicycle person you know who's had too much sugar or caffine before they left the house. |
Bicycle Kitten For the lady who's a bit of a kitten on her bicycle. You know the one, she's cute and likes to purr and has all the guys following her around the block. |
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Bicycle Widow If your spouse is married, but nobody knows it, this shirt is for them. None of my bicycle friends believe me when I say I'm married. |
Bikeleptic I'm sure this is a real medical term. It's a conditioned caused when you are talking to a person either in the car of the office and they spy a bicycle out the window and almost break thier neck tryi |
Can I Chain Up To Your Rack? Uhh...what? It's always good to be chained up and if there is a rack there, well that's even better. |
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Classic Bikes Rule Show off your appreciation for old rollers with this shirt that's sure to gain you some new friends. |
Classic Bikes Kick Ass A bit more on the edge this slogan expresses the more out spoken members of the bicycle collecting world. |
Coasters Bicycle Club Our little bike group who cuises on Thursdays and takes over event's like parades. Koasters Bicycle Club now has a shirt. |
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Coaster Braking For those who have it made in the world and just kind of coast through and never really have to pedal backwards to stop. |
Coasters Do It At One Speed Slow and easy is about as fast an my old classics will go. No matter how hard you push, it's always the same stroke after stroke. |
Death Before Derailers Most of my bicycles are single speed, some are kick-backs, but even my new Trek has internal gears. I like things with no speeds or at the very least nothing hanging off the bike. |
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Don't Hike, Bike. Joggers...Ha. Here is a shirt to wear to the park and share a bicycle riders view of slow running or fast walking. Get a bike you work-a-holics... |
Fat Tires and Shiny Fenders It's true, I love a shiny fender and some fat tires rolling under me on an evening ride. It's another shirt for the collector out there. |
gimmethatbike When you see a nice bike, you just can't help but yell out across the street "Gimme' That Bike." It not only tells people you like their bicycle, but may scare small children too. |
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Ilovemybicycle It's like being a parent, you can't just love one of them, but for the sake of this shirt you'll have too. It's my favorite thing to do in the summer time. |
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Ilovemytandem I love both of my tandem bicyles. One is a purple '60's Schwinn and the other a 1930's Colson you can stear from the back seat. They are so much fun with or without another rider. |
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I love my trike At this point I have an old adult tricycle, but it needs much love. I see lots of people out on tricycles and not just the kids. Three wheelers are good grocery getters and you look cool too. Here' |
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I'm A Psyclist This shirt is for the person who's a rider, but also on the verge of being a bit nutty. |
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I'm Your Pedal Pusher Not the bad kind of Pusher...this one's the good kind of Pusher... a Pedal Pusher. Advanced bicycle humor. |
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Takes two to tandem Much like Tango... It takes two to tandem. I call the tandem bicycle the test for couples. You have to communicate on everything from starts and stops to turning and not turning. If you survive the |
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Knees in the Breeze There is nothing better than the wind in your hair, some bugs to dodge and your knees in the breeze. A shirt for the lasy summer rides. |
My Husband Left Me For His Bicycles My wife wanted me to make this one available. Here you go honey...your very own shirt. Haven't seen your bicycle riding husband for a while? You need this shirt too. |
New Bikes Suck Can you say Corporate Buy Out? New bicycles don't compare to the classic bikes. I'd rather ride an old beater that squeaks and sounds like it's falling apart, than a new bike that is falling apart. |
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No Fumes Riding a bike is easy on the environment. The No Fumes shirt is our shirt to promote clean air. |
Official Pub Pedal Shirt Many Years ago we started this bar to bar ride. it's now known as the Pub Pedal and brings all sorts of riders out of the woodwork. Not as fancy as our other Pub Pedal shirt available on Cafe Press, |
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Old Bikes Rule A bit more soft spoken this slogan expresses the quieter members of the bicycle collecting world. |
Old Bikes Kick Ass A bit more on the edge this slogan expresses the more out spoken members of the bicycle collecting world. |
Pedal Pagan Finally a shirt for the Pagan who's on a bicycle. This one is for those Viking helmut wearing, long bearded, festival goers who I know, but won't name. |
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Pedal Punk Mohawk...well not really but sometimes there is a special rider who's got a bit of Punk Rock in them and this is for that person. |
Pedal Till You Puke A bit on the motivational side of life. Ride and ride and then ride some more. Pedal till you puke will keep those around you motivated...at least to stay in front of you. |
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Perpetual Pedaller It's that person who you always see riding, and riding and riding some more. Never off the bike, like it's an addiction or something. Perpetual Pedallers are always spinning. |
Ride Not Race People always ask me if I'm a bicycle racer, I always say "No, I'm just happy to get there." This Ride Not Race is our response to that question. |
Riding single on a double bicycle You may ask...why are you riding a tandem by yourself? Well, there are many good reasons for that. One could be someone fell off and thats bad, depending on what position you are in. Divorce could |
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Single Speed and Ready to Please Most classic bicycles are single speed coasters. Flaunt your availability while riding your old coaster around the block. |
Size does matter Size does matter. When you ride a fat tire classic you need to let people know how big your tubes are. This funny shirt is sure to draw a smile from other riders. |
Slick Like A Cheater The banana seat bicycles from the 1970's had slick back tires called Cheater Slicks. I know some pretty smooth talkers out there who remind me of those tires. |
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Tandem cyclists are twice as nice Now...we are just thinking since there are two riders and all bicycle people are nice, the tandem crews are twice as nice. Right? |
tandem cyclists do it twice as hard Yet another advantage or disadvantage to a tandem bicycle is you have to do it twice as hard. This, of course, can be taken two ways...opps there's another one. O.K. so the suggestive humor continue |
Tandemnation When there are two or more tandem bicycles on the same ride it forms a mini nation. Twice the chaos, and voting power at the United Nations... |
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Tandemocracy There is lots and lots of team work that will or will not take place on a tandem bicycle. If you are good with the politics of riding you will know that TANDEMOCRACY is just another type of two party |
Tandemolition Another shirt to celebrate my wife and i's riding skills on the two seaters. Once the bodies are all picked up and the debris cleared, there is not much left. It's also just fun to say... |
Tandemonium I've got two tandems and it's truly an experience while riding with my wife. I call the impending disaster Tandemonium. Now you can share your chaotic thoughts about tandem bicycles with this groovy |
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Thou Shalt Not Covet In the world of classic bicycles there is one that's pretty much the golden goose. The Black Phantom is the unicorn in the bike world and everybody wants one. |
You make me want to pop a wheelie It's just suggestive enough, but in a good way. For the cutie who's caught your eye on those romantic rides. |
You Need Training Wheels I know my friends and I tease each other while we ride, so now you can tease and not have to talk and huff it up that hill. Sometimes people just crash and sometimes people don't know how to ride. T |
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You Should See My Kickstand The kickstand is what's used to hold the bike up it's like a third leg, if you will. Bicycles don't stand up by them selves because the are two-tired. |
Your Bike Sucks Some people spend way too much on a name brand or a bike that's over equipped with gadgets. Now you don't have to hide your feelings about it any more. Let them know your bike is better and so is yo |
Want to ride on my banana seat? Well it happens, you see an attractive person and you want to offer up a place to sit. Now you can advertise you ideas and put those legs to work. |
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Want to ride on my handle bars? Ever see someone that's a real hottie and you want to give them a ride? Well now you can just put it out there for all to see and see if you get any takers. |
