New StuffIt's just so much easier to clump all the new stuff in one spot and let you figure out what gender fits. |
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maleAs in not female. As in does not have a vagina. As in those who have a ding-a-ling. |
unisexA collection of T-shirts, Hats, and Mugs appropriate for those with or without a penis. |
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retroShirts with a vintage flair. Your grandma would call this old school. |
tptNon flattery designs for those that live in, around, or nowhere near the trailer park. |
suggestedDesigns that we were asked to make and finally after months of procrastination are now posted. |
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state championStrictly for the best of the best. Absolutely no second bests here. Show the world that for one brief moment you were a somebody. |
geekGeek, nerd, dweeb, dork. You don't have to be one to be the other, but if you're one you are usually at least three. Jive ass sucka! |
politicsShowing contempt for the other guy. |
Punky BeanUnique baby apparel. For even more baby apparel check out our newest shop over at cafepress.com/punkybean |
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©It's your born on date, beotch! If born before these dates you're old. If after then sucks to be you. Daffy little retard kids running around with your VD. |
religionJesus, the lawnboy, is my only hope of not spending an eternity in hell. I'm sure I've done enough to secure my reservation so here I'll kiss some ass. |
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aliefIf you don't know it. Skip it. It's not for you. I won't explain. From all of us that are in the know we won't hold it against you. Now go wash my car. |
vile wearJust a section to boost the old company ego. Wear the logo. Become one with the logo. Just don't use the shirt as your nut rag. |
