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There is a statistically significant relationship between the number of pirates in the world and the average temperature of the earth. i.e., the lack of pirates is causing global warming.

Skeptics say it's not good science to assume a causal relationship, but it's common in research.
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
$24.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
$24.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
$24.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Dark T-Shirt
$24.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Long Sleeve Dark T-Shirt
$28.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Organic Cotton Tee
Pirates Vs. Temp Organic Cotton Tee
$24.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Ringer T
Pirates Vs. Temp Ringer T
$19.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Baseball Jersey
Pirates Vs. Temp Baseball Jersey
$21.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Raglan
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Raglan
$22.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Ringer T-Shirt
$21.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Light T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Light T-Shirt
$19.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Tank Top
Pirates Vs. Temp Women's Tank Top
$19.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Spaghetti Tank
Pirates Vs. Temp Jr. Spaghetti Tank
$21.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Dark T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Dark T-Shirt
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Baseball Jersey
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Baseball Jersey
$18.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Infant/Toddler T-Shirt
$13.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Hoodie
Pirates Vs. Temp Kids Hoodie
$23.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Sticker (Rectangular)
Pirates Vs. Temp Sticker (Rectangular)
$5.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Large Mug
Pirates Vs. Temp Large Mug
$16.99
Pirates Vs. Temp Tote Bag
Pirates Vs. Temp Tote Bag
$19.00
Pirates Vs. Temp Dog T-Shirt
Pirates Vs. Temp Dog T-Shirt
$23.00






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The Gospel from Amazon

An elaborate spoof on Intelligent Design, The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster is neither too elaborate nor too spoofy to succeed in nailing the fallacies of ID. It's even wackier than Jonathan Swift's suggestion that the Irish eat their children as a way to keep them from being a burden, and it may offend just as many people, but Henderson, described elsewhere as a 25-year-old "out-of-work physics major," puts satire to the same serious use that Swift did. Oh, yes, it is very funny. -- Scientific American




Thank you!

The Church would not be around without the continued support of countless Pastafarians around the world. Thank you for all of your missionary work in Spreading the Word.

We've raised in excess of $100k towards the world's first voyaging Pirate Ship Church, open to all Pastafarians. All proceeds from FSM merchandise go towards making this dream a reality.

Ramen, and may you forever be Touched by His Noodly Appendage.

-Bobby Henderson


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