THE VAMPIRE'S CLOSET!
Creativity is a dangerous thing...

Bizarre Expressions!

Meaningful Mugs!

Carrion Carryalls!

Grim Reminders!

Trippy Teddys!

Pandemic Panties!

Desktop Detritus!

And yet we never stop!

Maybe there are other online establishments that have the Odd and Peculiar as friends and muses, but we're bringing you ideas you won't find anywhere else. Death, spirit, sappy holidays, commentary, goddesses, chaos, parody, satire--you'll find it all on t-shirts, mugs, notebooks, and other outstanding offerings.

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The Vampire's Closet would like to take this opportunity inspiration and our encouragement--from the real vampire community to the good folks of the Pagan paths to devoted readers and writers to those who first dared to look under the bed and see what great humor can be found in the dark.

So please be our guest and peruse our offerings. We’re still a fledgling operation, so check back often to see what we’ve added. Maybe the perfect expression for you is in the works! Welcome!

Vampgeist	Planet Graveyard If they can say Pluto is a non-planet, what next?	Gadfly Designs - Social Consciousness Care for a little wit with your wearable commentary?
Vampgeist Designs Real Vampires, No Crap!	Pagan Statements	Later Than You Think Calendars
Celtic Warrior Queen Collection Celebrating the brave and bold spirit of ancient Celtic ladies!	Dragonpack Park (Under Development) Dragons! Lords of worlds both seen and beyond our perception! Welcome to the only place on earth featuring this Dragon of the Great Woods. Buy an item and own a bit of original art!	The Vampire's Closet Original Designs These are the expressions and products that drove us to create The Vampire's Closet in the first place.
The Angel of Death He's not the most popular angel, but he may well be humanity's best friend.	Ankhs For The Memories One ancient symbol, many different interpretations!	TrooHeart Looking to please that sweetheart who walks to the beat of a very unusual drummer? Maybe a honey who prefers monster trucks to moonlight? Are you lukewarm on the prepackaged love thing? Look no fur
The Spiral Way Shop The Spiral Way is an outreach program for people of alternative faiths and thoughts. Wearing the mandala shows support for all people to think for themselves!	Mary Kay Goth School of Mortuary Science Death...it happens to everyone, but it doesn't happen with such grace and style as at the Mary Kay Goth School of Mortuary Science.	Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt $24.99
That's Dish $24.99	Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt $24.99	Women's Plus Size Scoop Neck Dark T-Shirt $24.99
Zinnias! $4.74	Starflowers! $4.74	Women In Power! $21.00
Earth Mother Shirt $21.00