Stay up-to-date on our news and product specials!
Search:

Welcome to VampireDog.com.  Funny, hilarious dog t-shirts and accessories for dogs and their humans.
Slightly off color humor for dog lovers! Great gifts and accessories for veterinarians and animal clinics!
"Sniff my butt!" "I heart cat poop"   "Leash Candy"
"Kitty Cookies: crunchy on the outside, chewy on the inside! New! Dog Euro Stickers!
VampireDog.com    Great dog birthday party gift ideas for your dog loving friends and their companion humans.

Vote

Vote "Four" Trump!
Vote "Four" Trump and Make America Great Again! Vote Trump!

Vote Trump

Vote Trump
Vote Trump! Make America Great Again!

Trump Star

Trump Star
Vote for Trump. The rising star. Make America Great Again!

Trump Super Hero!

Trump Super Hero!
Vote Trump! We need a super leader! Make America Great Again!

Trump Deplorable

Trump Deplorable
Vote Trump! Uneducated,deplorable,irredeemable design for Trump fans! Make America Great Again!

TRUMP THAT BITCH

TRUMP THAT BITCH
Vote for Trump and TRUMP THAT BITCH! Make America Great Again!

Trump Basket of Deplorables

Trump Basket of Deplorables
Trump deplorable t-shirts and gifts. Are you a member of the silent majority? Are you uneducated? Vote for Trump and make America Great Again!

Vote for Trump!

Vote for Trump!
Vote for Donald Trump! Intellectually elite conservatives choose the Donald to Make Our Country Great Again!

Heterosexual Pride

Heterosexual Pride
You are hot stuff! Heterosexual Pride! Stand up for your rights! I'm heterosexual and I'm proud! Support equal rights! VampireDog.com

Personalize Your Vote!

Personalize Your Vote!
Vote for your favorite candidate with a colorful new patriotic design by Kathleen SaintJohn. Name your Candidate and place your vote! Who do you endorse?
It's easy to customize your vote!

Divergent

Divergent
I am not ordinary. I am not preditable. I am Dauntless. I am Brave. A strikingly trendy pixelated design for fans of Divergent.

Royal Amity

Royal Amity
Amity. The peace loving faction in a mysterious royal shadow. Divergent t-shirts and gifts for fans of the Amity faction!

Keep Calm and Waddle On

Keep Calm and Waddle On
Keep Calm and Waddle On! A fun new penguin design for the holidays or just for a laugh! Funny new keep calm design by Kathleen SaintJohn for VampireDog.com

Vintage God Dog

Vintage God Dog
Dog lovers everywhere know that a dog is God hiding in plain sight. Vintage dog designs with a heart gripping message for dog owners and dog rescues groups. Kathleen SaintJohn designs.

The Most Important Days

The Most Important Days
The most important day of my life is the day I was born and the day I....? Adapted from a quote by Mark Twain. What makes you happy?
Kathleen SaintJohn Designs.

Personalize Pet Dog Tags and Gifts!

Personalize Pet Dog Tags and Gifts!
Create personalized dog tags for favorite pets and wear them with pride, or create one of a kind gifts for pet loving friends! Customize with your pet's name, breed and birthdate or special message!

Personalize Pet Gifts!

Personalize Pet Gifts!
Personalize t-shirts and gifts with a photo and the name of your cherished pet!
VampireDog.com

Enders Game

Enders Game
Ender's Game themes and logos for fans of the battle school and the command school. Ender's Game gifts and t-shirts for Ender's Game fans!

LIfe with Luigi

LIfe with Luigi
Life with Luigi the Great Dane Puppy! Luigi is 6 months old and is a white Great Dane with a merle face. He has the most beautiful eyes you have ever seen and he has a voracious appetite!

The Magicians Book

The Magicians Book
The Magicians Book. Brakebills College Emblem.

Are you a mixed breed?

Are you a mixed breed?
Your dog is the best, and yes it just might have the nerve to ask all of the socially unacceptable questions like: are you a mixed breed? Dog humor for you and your dog from vampiredog.com

Keep Calm and Wag On

Keep Calm and Wag On
Keep Calm and Wag On. Cute new t-shirts and hoodies for your best friend! Your favorite canine, that is. Great gifts for dogs and their personal assistants...(owners!)
VampireDog.com

Not Intact....Intact

Not Intact....Intact
Is your dog neutered?
Not Intact for dogs....Intact for humans! A funny design pairing from
Vampiredog.com
Spay and neuter your pets!

Airedale at the Beach by Vampire Dog

Airedale at the Beach by Vampire Dog
Bask in the sun with your favorite Airedale dog while enjoying a refreshing cocktail! Airedale at the beach by VampireDog.com. Funny and unique designs for Airedales and other canines!

Have they cut off your nuts yet?

Have they cut off your nuts yet?
All dog lovers wonder if this is the question a dog wants to ask you when they return from that unforgettable visit to the veterinarian. Have they cut off your nuts yet? Funny dog t's
Vampiredog.com

Ultimate Dog Shirts by Vampire Dog

Ultimate Dog Shirts by Vampire Dog
The ultimate dog t-shirt! Wake up and wear your dog shirt! Doggone funny and unique dog designs by VampireDog.com

New! Doggie Bags by Vampiredog.com

New! Doggie Bags by Vampiredog.com
A new selection of doggie bags for dog lovers including a beautiful shoulder bag, clutch bag, coin purse, toiletry bag and matching wallet featuring your favorite and unique dog breeds! Vampiredog.com

Leash Candy by VampireDog.com

Leash Candy by VampireDog.com
Which end of the Leash holds the candy? Is it the dog or the owner?
Are you the leash candy or is it your dog? You get the point....VampireDog.com funny dog tees for dogs and their humans.

I heart cat poop

I heart cat poop
You know every dog loves a special treat! When you're not looking, they help themselves to the very best (in their mind)...kitty cookies! I heart cat poop from vampiredog.com

Are You Spayed?

Are You Spayed?
Questions you should never ask, but your dog won't be shy! Are you spayed? Are you neutered? Fun shirts for you and your dog to wear to a party...or great gifts for dog birthday parties!

Dog Euro Stickers by VampireDog.com

Dog Euro Stickers by VampireDog.com
New! Euro stickers for dog lovers!
Find popular and obscure dog breed stickers with generic dog lover styles too! Use the keyword Vampiredog.com to find cool stuff for dogs and their humans!

Are You Neutered?

Are You Neutered?
The question all dogs want to ask each other: "Are You Neutered?" Rude dog remarks and questions from VampireDog.com What kind of dog lover are you?

Sniff my Butt by Vampiredog.com

Sniff my Butt by Vampiredog.com
Sniff my Butt! What! That seems to be a dog's favorite means of communicating! Sniff my Butt t-shirts for dog lovers and their attendants...I mean owners. Vampiredog.com

Dog Carrier Euro Stickers

Dog Carrier Euro Stickers
Euro stickers aren't just for planes, trains and automobiles anymore! I have a new collection of Dog Euro stickers designed just for your pet carriers! Unique stickers and stuff for dog lovers by Vamp

Designs by Canines!  For Dogs Only!

Designs by Canines! For Dogs Only!
Designs made by dogs for dogs. At least in my mind, this is what my dogs tell me! Hilarious and egotistical designs for your favorite funny canines. VampireDog.com

Arnie's Pages

Arnie's Pages
Arnie the Dog is a rescue dog who was found starving and shivering on a dark and stormy night.
Now, he has a great home and is loveable, intelligent and selectively housebroken...the best dog in the

Rude Dude Dog

Rude Dude Dog
Questions only your dog can ask!
Inappropriate, and rude, but always funny! Like "What are you mixed with?" Choose your favorites and get your very own human t-shirt to match your dog!

funny dogs and their people

funny dogs and their people
An amusing assortment of t-shirts and gifts for funny dogs and their people. Great gift ideas for dog birthday parties,dog anniversaries and welcome home parties for rescue dogs. Vampiredog.com

Who picks out your clothes?

Who picks out your clothes?
Who picks out your clothes? A rather indelicate question for dog or man, but your dog won't hesitate to ask!
Funny dog tees from vampiredog.com are sure to get a laugh!

i fart by vampire dog

i fart by vampire dog
i fart do you? Sometimes, an aromatic dog has an equally stinky human companion, so why not wear matching t-shirts? i fart by vampiredog.com Spay and neuter your pets!

Are you going to finish that?

Are you going to finish that?
A phrase said in reference to your drooling begging dog...oh wait, maybe I meant you! Are you going to finish that delicious looking food on your plate? Funny dog tees from vampiredog.com

Questions your dog asks you.

Questions your dog asks you.
Your dog looks up at you with those big loving eyes and you naively think your dog is thinking about how much it loves you. What is it really asking? Vampiredog.com knows!

VampireDog.com designs for dogs and humans!

VampireDog.com designs for dogs and humans!
Check out this section for more cool dog stuff from VampireDog.com
Vampire designs for dogs and humans are here!

Santa Baby by Vampire Dog

Santa Baby by Vampire Dog
Funny new Santa Baby t-shirts and gifts for your favorite babies and their moms and dads! Give the gift of a smile! New Santa Baby designs by VampireDog.com

Mutts for Mitt Popular Breeds

Mutts for Mitt Popular Breeds
Mutts for Mitt! Choose your favorite breed. It's doggone time for a change in the White House because your dog is smarter than President Obama! VampireDog.com

Mutts for Mitt

Mutts for Mitt
My dog is smarter than YourBama! Mutts for Mitt because all dogs have good common sense! Love your dog. Love your country! Vote for Mitt! Mutts for Mitt!
VampireDog.com

My Dogs

My Dogs
Jupiter June Jet the German Shepherd and her pal Beamer the giant Great Dane.


Powered by CafePress

This shop is powered by CafePress Inc. Copyright © 1999- CafePress.com. All rights reserved.
Privacy Policy | Non-US currency rates are updated daily and may fluctuate.