Ursine Logic's Human Rights T-Shirts and Gifts : POLITICAL CLASSICS FROM THE BUSH/CHENEY YEARS

Now that George Bush, Dick Cheney, and the whole cabal of banana republic petty dictators, criminals, and outright thieves are at the mercy of History and War Crimes Tribunals, get some souvenirs for the time capsule. Stick a button in there for the grandkids so they'll know what side you were on and will smile on you with favor and respect.

George Bush Shoe Drive Donate one of your shoes to the "George W Bush Farewell Shoe Drive" to the address of the White House, with red and blue heels and a gray bare ugly foot.	Bush Meets Iraqi Shoes Shoes of all kinds including hockey skates and high heels are hurled at Bush's head with the words "Bush picks up some travel souvenirs for the Presidential Library.	January 20, 2009 A gray image of George Bush forms the background for the words on this shirt "Hang on America, the nightmare is almost over. January 20, 2009." Wear it and give some hope to the discouraged.
West Virginia Hates Cheney With flies, paint, and ink blots staining his ugly mug, Dick Cheney gets the reward he deserves for insulting West Virginia with a bad incest joke. Text says "Ignorant Inbred Motherfucker."	Bush Destroys GOP The only thing that George dumbass Bush did was destroy the Republican Party. Wear this upside down GOP elephant shot full of bullet holes. "Bush Legacy, destruction of the Republican Party."	Bush Trashes Constitution Bush referred to the Constitution as just a piece of paper. This shirt has a cross with the tattered, torn, bloodied and shot full of bullet holes constitution hung on it.
George Bush Dangerous Warhead We already know that Dubya is chimpy with the stuffed flight suit. But the chickenhawk-in-chief is also a dangerous sociopath. "George Bush. Proof that empty warheads are really dangerous."	Rich White Trash The only thing separating Bush from his trailerpark voting base is money. Picture of Bush with a missing front tooth and the words "Rich White Trash" show money won't buy you respect if you're an idio	Shit Happens Image of Bush, the worst president ever, with his usual mean and cruel smirk and the words "Shit Happens" to remind us this too shall pass in January of 2008. Hang in there with this shirt.
Bush Bin Laden When it comes down to it George Bush and Osama Bin Laden both have blood on their hands and they both use their religions as an excuse to kill. "Bush is to Christianity as Bin Laden is to Islam."	Fuck Bush Voters The more Bush and his idiot frat boy administration drives the country into a ditch, the more we need to say "Fuck all you morons who voted for Bush and Cheney." Put a bumpersticker on your car now.	Bush Is A Four Letter Word No matter what language you speak, Bush is a four-letter word. He's foul, cruel, inept and needs to be impeached before he runs the country completely into the ground.
Darth Cheney He's an evil, greedy warmongering cancer on the presidency. He's Darth Cheney. Red and yellow bullet holes shape the words "Beware the Darth Cheney 666" with his name in sickly green.	Dying For Cheney No WMD's. Faked intelligence. Lies. War Profiteering. Outing a CIA agent. Torture. Illegal Wiretaps. All these crimes lead directly to Dick Cheney. Why are people still dying for this bastard?	Impeach Bush A retro 1950's girl asks "Why is that lying sack of shit Bush still president?" A good way to get the message across to Congress that it's time to put impeachment back on the table.
Impeach George W Bush Bush and his corrupt band of thieves have tried to turn this country into a theocracy. Let them know you won't stand for it with this t-shirt or yard sign: "We need separation of Bush and state."	Proud Moonbat Proudly display your moonbat status with this moon design filled with bats and the words: I'd rather be a moonbat than a bushbot.	They Hate Our Freedom T-shirt has shredded burning constitution and text "George W Bush working hard to make sure we have less freedom for them to hate."
Clueless Bush George Bush is the most clueless President ever. He doesn't understand he and his pathetic fantasies have failed once again. T-shirt has "Clueless" stamped on his head.	Fuck You Mr. President Express your opinion of a president who lied and cheated us into an illegal and unnecessary war on a t-shirt or bumper sticker. "Fuck you Mr. President." In cracked and fading blood red letters.	Jail To The Chief For war crimes, for crimes against his own people, for robbing the country blind, for lying to Congress, for taking America to war based on lies, for a long list of crimes: "Jail To The Chief."
Out of Iraq Are you disgusted that people are dying while Dubya continues to ignore all advice and facts when it comes to Iraq. Text asks: "How many more must die before Bush can admit he is wrong?"	Bush Terrorism Bush's cruel and heavy-handed excuse for a foreign policy is creating hate-filled children who will grow up to be terrorists seeking to avenge their father's deaths. Nice legacy, Dubya.	Larry Craig Is Not Gay Across an image of Senator Larry Craig the Republican from Idaho, yellow letters across his head spell out: "Not Gay" and underneath "he is a hypocritical cocksucking republican.
Impeach Bush The list of crimes Bush has committed against the American people are too long to list, which is why he needs to be impeached. Red, white and blue stars and text that says "Impeach Bush."	Bush Legacy A trashed Constitution, illegal wars, death and destruction, and a loss of respect for our country by the rest of the world, this is George Bush's legacy. Flag has blood, bullet holes and is burning.	Larry Craig Butt Pirate Here's the perfect shirt for political junkies to wear on "Talk like a pirate day." It has Senator Larry Craig dressed up like a pirate with lipsticked toilet paper and the words: "Butt Pirate."
Impeach War crimes, domestic spying, illegal wiretaps, lying to Congress and the American people, appointing unqualified people to please corporate donors--the list is ugly and endless. "Impeach!"	Impeach Bush Mafia The Bush Crime Family has destroyed enough of the country through their ignorance, greed and disgusting bloodlust. It's time to impeach them all. Text says: "Impeach the Bush Mafia"	Iraq Troop Surge Bush wants to send more troops to Iraq. Some rough math shows over close to 4000 dead and over 30,000 injured already. This is not a surge. This is replacing used up cannon fodder.
Meat Puppet In Chief Bush's head is stuck on a finger like the useless meat puppet he is. The words "Dick Dick Dick" remind us who is pulling his strings. Great way to spread the word on a t-shirt or sticker.	Vietraq Red, White and Blue flag designed letters say "USA out of Vietraq." Get a bumper sticker for the car, a coffee mug for work, buttons for friends and family, and t-shirt for yourself. Let's end this il	Bushco Crazies Many of us can remember when our government was something we grumbled about, not something we feared was going to hood and torture us for speaking out.
Send Bush To Rehab The rumors are increasing that Bush is drinking again. At the very least he needs therapy for his "dry drunkeness." The Iraq war painfully shows he can't think clearly. "Send Bush To Rehab."	Bush Is Insane It's become increasingly clear that those voices whispering in Bush's ear aren't just neo-con thugs, or his imaginary playmate, but are also the constant buzz of insanity. "Bush Is Insane."	Bushco Terrorists Against the faded glory of what was once a symbol of a thriving Democracy are the words: "I fear my own government more than I do terrorists." Wear it to show the propaganda is NOT working on YOU.
Impeachment Bush and Cheney are like dangerous wounded animals right now itching to start another war. Two hands clasped and the words "Pray for impeachment" spreads the word on t-shirts.	Understanding Iraq Having trouble keeping up on what the real story is about Iraq? It helps if you go back to Vietnam. After all, the cast was the same: Rumsfeld, Cheney, Baker, Kissinger. Only the country changed.	Impeach Cheney First Bush is insane, but Cheney is a delusional madman. It's time to impeach them both, but start with Cheney first because his ego is far more dangerous. Text says: "Impeach Cheney First."
Warmongering Asshole Bush is a warmongering asshole. He's itching to drop a nuke on someone, anyone to compensate for his obvious "shortcomings." T-shirt says it all. "Bush is a warmongering asshole."	Gerald Ford The revisionists are hard at work making it seem like it was a good thing Ford pardoned Nixon instead of it smoothing the way for Iran-Contra, the Iraq War, Treasonous Lies, and Dubya disaster boy.	Lt. Ehren Watada It's our tax dollars that are going to support the travesty of trying Lt. Ehren Watada for refusing to fight in an illegal war. Point out the real criminals: "Jail Bush and Cheney, not Watada!"
Faith-Based War There is no clearer example of Bush's disconnect from reality than when he talks about Iraq. Clearly, faith has trumped reason and facts. "Iraq---another faith-based initiative failure."	NOT The Decider Never has proof of Bush's complete lack of education been more evident than when he claimed HE was the decider. Hey guy, you work for US...you know...WE the people?	Apocalypse President What's scarier than a terrorist wanting to kill you for your freedom? A President who believes the Apocalypse is a GOOD thing and is doing his best to make it happen.
Impeach Bush It's no surprise that Bush would ignore the findings of the Iraq Study group and re-frame the debate as "the way forward." Let's re-frame it ourselves as "Impeachment, the way forward."	Naked Emperor Bush Bush's poll ratings are dropping lower than his excuses for lying a country into an immoral war. A herd of sheep discuss this by saying to each other "Look, Bush has no clothes!"	Lie-Agra Bush stole the Presidency and we all got screwed. Register your outrage with this design that says: "Lie-Agra, helping Bush screw the country since 2000."
Impeach Bush and Cheney Bush is the worst president ever. People are dying for his and Cheney's lies. The world hates America. A red, white and blue flag backgroud says" "Restore our honor. Impeach Bush and Cheney."	Cheney Is A Dick There is no uglier, meaner, more disgusting dickhead than Cheney. He's a real dick, a real major league asshole dick. Quick, someone buy that man a conscience before he kills us all.	Patriot For Impeachment It's time to put impeachment back on the table and reclaim it as a patriotic act. Bush/Cheney and his neo-conniving fascists have tried to trash real Americans. Fight back now.
Bush Intervention George Bush, war addict-in-chief is in serious need of an intervention by Congress and the American people. Wear this t-shirt or button: "Demand An Intervention for War Addict-In-Chief."	Bush Commutes Libby's Sentence George Bush commutes Scooter Libby's jail sentence for lying under oath, the same thing Clinton was impeached for. Paris should have lied too because that's how you stay out of jail in America.	Saddam Hanging Bush is like some demented cat desperately killing rats to win daddy's approval. He set new execution records while Governor of Texas and he's doing it now in Iraq and in secret torture chambers.
Bush Commutes Libby George Bush commutes Libby's sentence for lying under oath, the same thing Clinton was impeached for. Paris should have lied too because that's how you stay out of jail in America.	Bush The Destroyer A tattered, bloody and burned flag lists Dubya's accomplishments: lost a city, let Bin Laden get away with murder, killed more people than Saddam, trashed the constitution, and the list goes on.	STICKERS,BUTTONS AND CARDS CALLING FOR IMPEACHMENT If you're looking for impeachment bumperstickers, buttons, license plate holders for yourself, and cards to send to members of Congress, this political action section has what you need to be heard.
Paris Should Have Lied George Bush commutes Scooter Libby's jail sentence for lying under oath, the same thing Clinton was impeached for. Paris should have lied too because that's how you stay out of jail in America.	Tour Of Fear 2006 It's the 2006 Election year Tour of Fear, featuring the Fearmonger-in-Chief and his scare 'em if they won't buy your BS, band of War Criminals.	Anti-Bush Poster It's an election year and time to hang this poster of Bush where everyone can see it. Text says "Poster Boy for those who didn't vote."
New Press Secretary There's an opening after Scott Mclellan's departure as White House Press Secretary. Who better to fill it than Bagdhad Bob!	Karl Rove Resigns Karl Rove, Bush's brain and the ethically and morally deficient advisor to the warmonger in chief, announced he is resigning at the end of August to spend more time eating his young.