SEE MORE DESIGNS AT THE CHILD-FREE BY CHOICE STORE Find the right statement to wear to announce your child-free by choice status. Great for commuters, shoppers, and others who want space around them and other people's children. |
Fuck Baby Rabies They infest everything from Literature discussions to political blogs with their foaming at the mouth obsessive breeder-mania. It's Baby Rabies, where all discussions turn to poop. Give 'em a finger. |
CFBC Blue Logo Are you Child-Free By Choice and want to wear an attractive symbol announcing it but don't want to discuss your decision with breeders? It says CFBC. Wear it to attract child-free by choice friends. |
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CFBC Red Logo Are you Child-Free By Choice and want to wear an attractive symbol announcing it but don't want to discuss your decision with breeders? It says CFBC. Wear it to attract child-free by choice friends. |
Child-Free Thinker Red letters spell out t.h.i.n.k.e.r, which means "two incomes, no kids, early retirement." Wear it to the next family or high school reunion to show off the many benefits of a child-free lifestyle. |
Anti-Kids A thumb-sucking brat has a red circle slash over it letting everyone know that you and everything around you is Adults Only Please and you'd rather not spend your time around children. |
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Overpopulation Bombs Most of us who have made a commitment to remain child-free are concerned about the effect overpopulation has on the planet. A rabbit asks that we "Please spay and neuter our humans." |
Overbreeding Dinosaurs Two purple dinosaurs lament the stupidity of humans who never learn: "Dumbass Humans! They're overbreeding again." Wear it to educate others on the danger of overpopulation. |
Don't Want Children Suave retro 1950's era man looks up from his cup and says: "Don't have 'em, don't want 'em." Great design to wear on a t-shirt or button for that important first date. Prevents awkward moments. |
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Not Parent Material Tired of getting hit on by breeders? Put a stop to it with this design that says "Not Parent Material. Not now, not ever." They'll walk across the room to avoid you in case it might be catching. |
Thank You For Not Breeding The planet is straining from the burden of overpopulation and out of control breeder mania. Be a voice for common sense and concern for the planet. Text says: "Thank you for not breeding." |
Juice No Seeds Had a vasectomy and want to let potential lovers know that you're for fun and not for breeding? Here's a nice juicy piece of fruit and the words: "100 percent juice. No seeds." |
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Kids No Way A retro 1950's era smiling woman says: Kid? No Way! I'm having a life instead." Great design to wear home on a t-shirt or button to get the message across. Good first date gear as well. |
Tubes Tied Have you had your tubes tied or another sterilization procedure? Here's a great design for you of tubes tied into a ribbon with the word "Tied." |
I Had A Vasectomy If you've recently had a vasectomy or would just like to inform people that you've had one in the past, this great design of balloons and the words "I had a vasectomy" is for you. |
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Happily Shooting Blanks You had a Vasectomy and now it's time to get a nice t-shirt, button or sticker to wear as a reward. How about this retro 50's era cowboy announcing that he's "Happily Shooting Blanks." |
Child-Free Pacifist As long as humans remain a war-like species, offspring will be sacrificed in war. Anyone who has children knowing this, has far more faith in their ability to heal emotionally than I do. |
Clown Car Vagina A retro 1950's era woman wags her finger and says to those breeders who pop out huge litters all at once: "Multiple births? Shame on you! Your vagina is not a clown car!" |
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Fixed Had a vasectomy or your tubes tied? Celebrate with this great design of an egg-shaped purple "seed" with bright orange yellow word that says: "FIXED." |
Men With Vasectomies A retro 1950's woman says: "Men With Vasctomies Are Hot." Wear it on a t-shirt to announce your childfree by choice status or to find a partner who doesn't want children either. |
Forgot To Have Children OMG, you forgot to have children! But that's okay, you forgot on purpose and this colorful design states it simply for those who ask stupid questions: "OMG! I forgot to have children...on purpose!" |
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Snippies I adore my pets and every one of them I've had in my life has been spayed or neutered. To me there is no greater proof of love than that. And if it's good enough for them, it's good enough for us. |
Child-Free Me One of the many benefits of being child-free is that you have the time to develop yourself, to explore your interests and personal growth. As the shirt says: "Child-free means free to be me." |
Happy To Be Child-Free One of the biggest mistakes those who choose to have children make is assuming those who choose not to have children are unhappy with their choice. Dispel the myth! "Happy to be child-free." |
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Child-Free Zone The familiar yellow upside down traffic triangle announces you are a "Child-Free Zone." Available on shirts, buttons, and big yard sign sized posters. The yard signs are great for your front doorway. |
No Sex With Breeders Here's a good way for those who are happily child-free to avoid misunderstandings and oopsie pregnancies. Big red distressed artistic letters say: I don't have sex with breeders." |
Non Breeder Nice blue gradient design with spirals says "Non Breeder" to let others know you are more concerned with saving the planet than you are with your own ego needs. Share the more unselfish legacy. |
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Breeding To Death Over-population is a serious worldwide problem that must be acknowledged before the planet is forever destroyed. A necessary first step is educating people that breeding is a choice. |
Child-Free By Choice This is a great way to stop those "why don't you have kids" questions--a design with a butterfly happily flying free in a flower and the words: "Child-Free By Choice." |
No Semen Demons Let your dates and others who might consider a relationship with you that you do not intend to breed. Great to wear on a first date: "No semen demons from this body ever." |
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Adoption Not Overpopulation There's an excellent way to satisfy those parenting urges without overpopulating the planet: Adoption. This design of a starburst reminds us there's no shortage if we truly want to make a difference. |
Spay And Neuter All the arguments we use for spaying and neutering our pets apply to humans as well, probably more so. We are the biggest consumers, generators of waste, and over-populators on the planet. Fix us! |
Child Free A swirling wing-like design hooked to the text "Child-Free" is a perfect and yet simple statement that you don't need children to be happy. |
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Child Free Are you Child-Free and Loving It? Here's your design that announces it with big red letters, a bluebird of happiness, and red hearts. Words say: "Child-Free and Loving It." |
Dogs Not Sprogs Are you child-free and loving it? Are you happily sharing your life with your dog and have no regrets? Here's your shirt. Furry fonts spell out: "Dogs Not Sprogs" with puppy prints all over it. |
Cats Not Brats Are you child-free and loving it with cats? Wear this cute design with cat prints and tiger striped letters that say: "Cats Not Brats." A Great way to meet other childfree cat lovers. |
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Non-Breeder Have you made the decision to not reproduce? This simple design in yellow stamped letters announces that you are a "Non-Breeder." |





































