Ursine Logic's Human Rights T-Shirts and Gifts : SINGLES/DATING/PARTY ANIMALS/PLAYERS

Looking for the perfect dating or party shirt to wear that announces you're there to have fun? You'll find humor, sarcasm, and the blatant celebration of being free and single in this selection of apparel and gifts all geared toward the independent and free spirits of the world.

VISIT WILD WORLD SHIRTS FOR MORE DESIGNS Think dating is just another word for let's get stinking drunk and have a meaningful overnight relationship and then go on our ways like the mature, degenerate adults we are? Then check out Wild World	Hot Sweaty Monkey Love In hot sweaty letters with scampering monkeys, you can advertise what you need while out partying and drinking: "Get your hot sweaty monkey love here." Great gift for your favorite party animal.	Pluck Me Invite someone to pluck your heart strings or whatever else they might like to pluck, with this design of a guitar with red hearts coming off the strings and the words: "Pluck Me."
Divorced Stupid You've had your fill of Stupid and now that the divorce is final it's time to advertise "Divorced stupid, now looking for smart." Great t-shirt gift for the newly single with new standards.	Dream Date Demonic genie pops from magic lantern to lure party animals into your lair and bed for the night. Text says "Your dream date is here." Wear it out drinking and tavern hopping. Happy Hunting.	Relationship Issues Yes, you have issues. We all have issues. Wear this design that says "Warning: contains issues" and date nights, parties, and those great tavern hopping evenings will have less baggage.
Divorced Finally You've been to hell and back and spent more than you could afford, but it's over and it's time to start partying with this shirt to help you. In big red letters it says "Divorced" and "finally."	Got Snake A bright red apple helps you hunt down someone to party with overnight, for the weekend, or Spring Break. In green letters that stand out against the red of the apple "Got Snake?"	Serial Dater Tired of the relationship issues that come up while you're just trying to have fun? Here's your t-shirt to keep things honest and free: "Serial Dater." Tell the marrying kind that you're not one.
Still Have Pride You lost everything in the divorce so wear the shirt that's left on your back that says "Broke, Beaten, and Bitter but I still have my pride." You'll have newly separated wounded flocking to you.	The Decider Forget what Bush says about being the decider. We all know what the REAL decider is and this design with an arrow pointing down to it with "The Decider" showing the way says it all.	Divorced A tattoo inspired design of a snake coiling up from the word "divorced" is a great statement to share on a t-shirt, button, sticker or a tattoo to celebrate your new status of being free and single.
PMS Warning The hormones are raging, moods are swinging, and you want to rip the skin off loved ones. Time to break out the warning shirt, bright red and yellow clawed holes form the words "PMS In Progress."	Mood Swing Specialist Do you change moods as swiftly and easily as a wild Spring day? Wear this t-shirt with the pride of an expert on the changing facets of personality with a sun, clouds, rain and "Mood Swing Specialist.	Black Love A black heart with a gray rose, spider webs with a skull trapped in it and words for anti-valentine day lovers worldwide: "I like chocolate, long walks on the beach and playing with dead things."
Divorce Is Final The long nightmare is over and the divorce is final. How do you celebrate your newly single status and advertise that you're now available? With a centaur on a t-shirt blowing "The Divorce is final!"	Hot And Spicy Yum! You're hot and spicy and not afraid to show it. Here's your design with a string of hot chili peppers and fiery text with flames that says: "Hot and Spicy." Great for a carefree night on the town	Untameable Are you wild, single, and free and prefer to stay that way? Then this fox in the flowers and grasses announcing its status is "Untameable" belongs on your shirt, button, sticker, or coffee mug.
Chocolate Slut If your motto is "I'll sell my soul for chocolate," then this is the design for you. She is made of chocolate candy of all kinds and has text that says: "Chocolate Slut." Wear it proudly.	Drunk, Armed, PMS, and Off My Meds A retro 1950's era June Cleaver type utters the scariest words on the planet: "Drunk, Armed, PMS, and Off My Meds." Great gift for your favorite Diva if you can run faster than she can.	Spider Heart A skeleton is stuck in a spider web wrapped around a bright red heart. Wear it to serve as a warning to those who don't see the claws until it's far too late. You're hot, wild and totally dangerous.
Cthulhu Loves You Are relationships too disturbing for you to think about? Do you think they're stupid, but still want to express your love? Let Cthulhu help you! Three candy hearts say: "Cthulhu Loves You."	Women and Whitman Know a love cynic, someone freshly divorced? Here's the perfect shirt with a red skeleton and Whitman's quote "A man can be happy with any woman as long as he does not love her."	Must Have Job To Ride You've kicked the freeloader to the curb and you're ready to start looking for someone new after the separation and divorce. Start off right with this shirt that says "Must Have Job To Ride."
Urban Trouser Snake Looking for a perfect party shirt to go out drinking to find a date for the night? Here's one to get interested smiles. A snake with a baseball cap says "Hey Baby" with words "Urban Trouser Snake."	Imaginary Boyfriend You've got the job, the house, the car, the attitude and now all you need is the t-shirt that let's everyone know you're the perfect "Imaginary Boyfriend." In green with tattoo style shark.	PMS Toolkit Great shirt for women to wear to remind their partners it's time to get them some chocolate...or else! Red heart-shaped candy box is filled with chocolate and says "PMS Toolkit."
Not Your Daddy Tired of dating Daddy's Girls who want you to take care of them just like he does? Are you ready to date some ADULT women for a change? Here's your shirt: "Not Your Daddy."	Not Your Mommy Tired of dating Mama's boys who want you to take care of them just like she does? Are you ready to date some ADULT men for a change? Here's your shirt: "Not Your Mommy."	Imaginary Girlfriend You're hot and you know it and you're everyone's imaginary girlfriend so why not wear the t-shirt saying it. Nice lilac, purple, lavender and tattoo design with heart says "Imaginary Girlfriend."
Beer and Sex Here's a great design to wear to your next college party or night on the town. Beer and the invitation: "Let's have sex and blame it on the beer." An excuse that has endured the test of time.	Naughty Some people like to go to movies. Others enjoy a night on the town. But you like to stay home and play with your dates. Text says I like to dress in fishnet stockings and spank naughty boys.	Special Are you special or know someone who is? The word "Special" is enhanced with gems and gold chains. Great t-shirt or gift for your favorite princess, even if it's you buying one for yourself. You're Spe
Singles Rule Tired of friends and family trying to hook you up to something permanent? Let them and others know with this blue sunburst design and words: "Singles Rule."	Broken Heart You put yourself out there in love and got hurt. Here's an easy way to ask for some much needed gentleness and understanding, a heart broken in half with the words "Under Repair."	Free Spirit A brightly colored hot air balloon soars above words in the same color scheme spelling out "Free Spirit." Great message for those who aren't quite yet ready for a serious relationship. You're free!
Happily Single This free flying bird advertises that you are happily single, thank you very much.	Catch and Release Let potential love and lust interests know that you are catch and release only. They will appreciate it and everyone will be a lot happier.	Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship Looking for a meaningful overnight relationship? It never hurts to advertise with this design based on an old west wanted poster.
Fantasy Creatures You have to go through a long bitterness in order to heal from a bad relationship. This design of a country heart and flower theme says: "I believe in dragons, good men and other fantasy creatures."	Not Mom Safe Are you the kind of date that would make mom's heart stop with shock and dismay? Do you discourage attachments and consider weekends as long-term relationships? Tattoo art and simple text.	Here I Am Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes This simple text design is the most copied item in my store, but you have the original and the best in the bunch when you shop Ursine Logic. "Here I Am Now What Are Your Other Two Wishes."
I Hate Pink If you think the color pink is butt ugly and you wouldn't be caught dead wearing it, here's your perfect design, a paint splattered pink heart with blood red letters: "I Hate Pink."	Not With Stupid Anymore Tired of those ridiculous I'm With Stupid shirts? How about advertising something worthwhile such as NOT being with stupid anymore. Arrow is crossed out and text says: "Not with Stupid Anymore."	Love Sucks This dark and brooding sentiment expresses your disdain for love and the hell of relationships. A gray and black transparent rose and the text "love sucks."
Divorce Friends going through a bad divorce that has to include you? Need to vent it on your chest? The words say it all: "There are two sides to every divorce, yours and shithead's."	Bless Your Bloody Heart Nothing says I love you more than a nice bloody heart with a cross stuck in it. Text says: "Bless Your Heart." Great gift for your favorite Atheist or to show your disdain for religious nonsense.	Zero To Bitch Some people can stuff what they're feeling and no one is the wiser. You are NOT one of those pathetic excuses for a real woman. As the shirt says, "Zero to Bitch in 3.2 seconds." In pink of course.
Mr. Right It's sad but true, all the good, kind, sensitive, handsome, sophisticated men who are also excellent cooks are already taken by men just like themselves.