Ursine Logic's Human Rights T-Shirts and Gifts > MARIJUANA/BEER/OUTLAW HUMOR/STRANGE

The funniest things in life often make no sense, such as these t-shirts, mugs, mousepads and other wonderful gifts for the demented and the strange. Wear your odd self with pride and make other people smile and laugh.

Bong Swimming Medal After the uproar over a gold medal swimmer getting photographed smoking a bong, one truth remains "Marijuana, it makes you swim really fast." Nice medal hanging off a pot leaf. Wear it to the pool.	Marijuana Art It's always 420 for the herb-friendly with this marijuana leaf art in bright colors, patterns, and a pot leaf as the base for the weed fan.	Buy Local Marijuana Keep the high in the neighborhood and buy local as this pot leaf with big red letters on it says "Buy Local." Great for herb-friendly pals who like to smoke pot.
Sacramental Herbologist A large green pot leaf has stylized script that reads "Sacramental Herbologist." Lets you combine your love of studying weed with the spiritual worship of this herbal sacrament on a t-shirt.	Old Deadhead Hippie It's been a few years since you danced your way around the country as a deadhead, but as this rainbow skeleton with a red rose and shrooms says "Still dead after all these years."	Chamo Weed Leaf Chamoflage patterns fill in the shape of this marijuana leaf. Wear it on a dark t-shirt to advertise the fun of all things green leafy and weedy. Great pot smoker gift or camo lover present.
Shroom Weed Leaf Brown shrooms fill in the shape of this marijuana leaf. Wear it on a dark t-shirt to advertise the fun of all things green leafy and weedy. Great pot smoker gift or mushroom lover present.	Smiley Pot Leaf Yellow smiley faces on a blue background fill in the shape of this marijuana leaf. Wear it on a dark t-shirt to advertise the fun of all things green leafy and weedy. Great pot smoker gift.	Legalize Weed Nice African style lettering in rainbow colors says: "Legalize Weed, Criminalize Bush." Stands out on black and other dark t-shirts and makes a great bumper sticker.
Beer Powered A faint background of an overflowing beer mug with a nice head of foam and green cracked text that says: "Beer Powered" is a great party shirt for that next kegger and tavern hopping.	Rainbow Marijuana Leaf Sweet and simple statement for those who don't believe that Marijuana should be in the same category as Heroin or other hard drugs. Rainbow pot leaf celebrates the joy of smoking weed.	Embrace Your Inner Weasel Yeah, that inner weasel is a mean little bastard but it's your mean little shit, so embrace it. Faint background of weasel and words: "Embrace Your Inner Weasel" says take all of you or none.
Beer Drinking Champion No one can chug beer faster than you and it's time you got the recognition you deserve for your beer drinking skills. A foam topped brew announces you're the "National Beer Drinking Champion."	Alien Shrooms There are some who say that mushrooms are a magic message from alien beings, a sort of intergalactic hello from those fungi from outer space. Say hello with this mushroom design.	Broke Man Walking Economy got you down? Unemployed? Broke and thinking the stimulus package has nothing in it for you? A classic yellow street sign with a walking man says "Broke Man Walking."
Eat More Elf Do you think elves suck and they should be at the bottom of any decent gamer's scorecard? Here's your design, oh slayer of elves, three of them skewered on a sword over a campfire.	Bloodsucker Tired of the Twilight Tweenies stealing your undead thunder? Vampire bat hanging upside down under the words "I sucked blood before it was cool" will let them know who rules.	Vampires and Dingos Have some fun with the vampire madness among the Twilight bunch and bad urban legends about the dingo ate my baby with "the vampires ate my dingo!" shouted by a retro woman.
Forks, Washington Hell On Earth An array of pitchforks with flames and the words "Forks, Washington, Hell On Earth" is great for Twilight fans or locals who remember the real Forks.	First Beach at LaPush A wolf walks along the beach at LaPush while a bat carries a red heart on a string above him. Great poster, card, gift or shirt for Twilight the Movie fans who love both Edward and Jacob.	Bites When Annoyed A scowling creepy green creature with a gray hat, daisy and flaming matches with green fire coming from its ears lets everyone know "Bites when annoyed." Great t-shirt gift for hermits.
Camouflage Salamander Get that eye of Newt spell going with this camouflage design of a Salamander ready to blend in with your favorite t-shirt color. Or buy it on a hat, card, magnet and other gifts for that witchy person	Star Rings An olive green patterned star floats in the center of rings on this interesting t-shirt design that will set you apart from everyone else. Makes a unique and special gift for that rare individual.	Tapestry Star A tapestry pattern gives this star shape a nice depth and range of color to fit any t-shirt style and color. Wear it to express your uniqueness or give it on a hat, button, or other gift item.
Satan's Boy Bands We can only hope the era of simpering boy band noise is finally behind us. But just in case they make a comeback this lovely demon says "Boy Bands, the spawn of Satan's asshole."	Satan's Instrument An accordion player with bats flying around his head illustrates the words "Satan's Instrument." You just know it's true that in hell there is only one type of instrument--the accordion.	Wasted Education A zombie sleepwalking figure spouts z's and the words "truth truth truth" to illustrate the saying "Another brilliant mind ruined by higher education." Makes a great graduation gift shirt.
Cork Dork Are you a wine lover who likes nothing better than talking about different kinds of wines, grapes, wineries, and vacations scheduled around wine tastings? Here's your shirt "Cork Dork."	Happy Drools and Farts Drippy blue letters warn those who come in contact with you that when you're happy, you're like a big old hound dog: "Warning! Drools and Farts when happy."	Human Bean Get some smiles with this t-shirt that says "Human Bean" with a scattering of real beans on it. Great on a button or makes a funny and entertaining gift that will be used to get laughs for a long time
Employee Of The Month It's always good to reward hard work that makes the whole company shine. Here's a selection of gifts and t-shirts to reward your employees. A gold star and the words "Employee of the Month."	Rainbow Question Marks This design of many different rainbow colored question marks can be worn on any occasion from parties, a night on the town, or school and college to create an aura of mystery about you.	Lawyer Humor Here's a great gift for a law student or practicing attorney: a design that looks as if it might be a law firm logo, but it reads "Fuckweasel and Fuckweasel, Attorneys at Law." Great lawyer gag gift.
Red Star A plain red star has different meanings for different people. Some think it symbolized the cold war. Others see it as a symbol of Communism. Still others think a red star on a hat or shirt is cool.	Gas and Ass Some gas stations in small towns offer everything with their gasoline: coffee, bait, cold beer, sushi. Here's your funny t-shirt take on it: a stripper and the words "Billy Bob's Ass and Gas."	Squirrely Do your friends think you're a little squirrely? Or do you know someone who is just a few nuts shy of a load? Here's the perfect t-shirt: a squirrel with the letter "Y."
Mythical Beast Need a new or virtual identity to travel through the offline world? How about this one in sharp metallic colored letters with dragon inspired creatures and text that says: "Mythical Beast."	Theoretical Universe Geek You're known for your analytical mind, Mathematics skills, and Physics is your god. Here's your t-shirt that says: "Welcome to my theoretical universe." Head is bubble filled and atomically charged.	Free The Rats Two rats have broken free of their chains and hang out on the words "Free the rats, free ourselves." Make it your personal freedom statement and help others break free of the herd mentality.
Gas Price Gouging Fuel prices are sky-high and climbing. If you weep everytime you have to fill up the gas tank and pay those increasing gasoline prices, here's your design of hands up robbery as you fill 'er up.	Brain Sucking Alien We're all special and we're all good at something. Your talent is sucking brains. Wear this design of a red brain-like glob and the drippy yellow letters proclaiming you a "Brain Sucking Alien."	Musician Shirts and Gifts Here's a great design for that favorite musician in the family, a pair of lips with multi-colored musical notes rising from them. Nice way to say you speak music. Also available on many gift items.
Chocolate Is My Religion Chocolate is the ultimate in perfection and therefore deserves worship as a sacred food. A box of chocolate is faded into the background with the words: "Chocolate is my religion" at the front.	Chocolate Kiss Do you have chocolate on your breath? Go hunting for another chocolate lover with this design announcing you have chocolate flavored red lips. "Kiss me. I just ate chocolate."	Chocolate Spoken Here For those who love chocolate this design of a chocolate heart with chocolate covered strawberry and words: "Chocolate Spoken Here" is perfect for a t-shirt, sticker, mug or other chocolate lover gifts
Area 51 Exchange Student Do people suspect you're just a little bit different from the rest of the herd? Wear this design of a strange figure in a green egg and the claim: "Area 51 Exchange Student."	Gene Pool I've offered up a photo of my very own kinfolk's double shotgun wedding to prove the point that the problem with the gene pool is there's no lifeguard. And don't they look suspiciously related?	Dance Two folk dancers dancing to the words: "If you're going to walk on thin ice, you might as well dance." Nice t-shirt gift for a dancing fool or one who likes to live on the edge.
Mullet Meadows An old family photo becomes the Mullet Meadows Homeowner's Association for your fun and pleasure. Perfect gift for your inner redneck or for those "cousins" back home.	Fisherman Shirt Do you know a fisherman who needs the perfect gift? Here's a great design of a very large fish on a small pole and the words: "I Fish, Therefore I Lie."	Kokopelli There's lots of Kokopelli figures around but this one that is made up of smiley faces is unique and different. Stand out among all the Kokopellis with this design.
Evolve! Don't you just get tired of those knuckledraggers who refuse to evolve? Give them a not so subtle reminder with this design that says: EVOLVE!	Princess Heart This lovely heart with gold chains, precious gems, and sweet lilac roses is perfect for the princess in your life...even if it's you. Nice script text spells out "Princess" so they know who you are.	Ass-Kicking Girly-Girl You know who you are--tough,determined,strong, and not afraid to show it or your feminine side. Be the powerful Goddess you are with this design of a flower and "Ass-kicking Girly-Girl" text.
Cancer Rats You've suspected it with all these rats turning up with cancer after spending time in those research labs of horror. Now let the world know. Image of rat and words "Research causes cancer in rats."	Dragon Shirt If your motto is: "So many monsters, so little time" this design of a red, purple and blue hued dragon breathing fire is for you.	Skeleton Chess Skeletons race down from the mountains across a chessboard in a dark and light blue weave design. Nice gift for that chess buddy or wear it to your next chess match.
Flying Monkeys Yes. Yes, we've all heard the phrase: don't make me get out my flying monkeys. But how do we know that was version number one? Now we know fish, squirrels, and weasels were also on the list.	Good At Chess Bad At Life You're the kind of chess player that others speak of in awe when they're talking about your gaming skills. But in life it's a different story. As the shirt says: "Good at Chess, Bad at Life."	Superpower Tired of lame-ass superpowers that just get dumber all the time? How about a really useful superpower, one that makes stupid people disappear. You'll be in demand by all intelligent beings.
Patron Saint Crazy People Do you just naturally seem to draw the weird and unstable? Are most of your friends just a bit crazy and unpredictable? Here's your "Patron Saint of CrazyPeople" angel wings.	Patron Saint Difficult People Are you the one everyone comes to when they are having problems? Are most of your friends just a bit difficult and hard to deal with? Here's your "Patron Saint of Difficult People" angel wings.	Psycho Employee Been to work. Scared everyone. Got the t-shirt. Now wear it with pride. You earned it. Congratulations on being chosen "Psycho Employee of the Month."
Drunk Dialer It's 3 am. You're drunk from partying. Your hand reaches for the phone. You know it's wrong to call that old lover, but through the drunken stupor you just know they still miss you. Drunk Dialer!	Cheerleading Cow Forget saving the cheerleader! There's a cheerleading cow whose tiny little brain is about to be sucked out by aliens. It's up to you to "Save The Cheerleading Cow!" Be a Hero!	Alien Rapture Bees Bees are suddenly disappearing and no one can figure it out, but I know what's happening. It's the Bee Rapture and the Aliens have sent their spaceship to fly them away to another world.
Night Person Do you believe there's something seriously wrong with people who enjoy getting up in the morning? Here's your shirt. It has a night owl and words that clearly state: "Night Person."	Chewed Through The Ropes Tired of that tied down feeling, that choking sensation of someone's hand gripping your mind, squeezing and manipulating it to their own desires? Break free of it all!	Be Human It's very simple. When confronted with the ills of the world, don't contribute to them. Be Human instead.
Tech Support Even by candlelight in the dark ages, the first thing tech support tells you to do is "unplug your modem." Wear it on a t-shirt or button and never fail to get a smile.	Cthulhu College For all you H. P. Lovecraft fans, here's your favorite monster ready to let everyone know you went to: "Cthulhu College." Nice blue and green design of stylized tentacles and an all-seeing eye.	Food Pyramid A humorous take on the food pyramid, the base of this one is wine and beer, with layers of candy, potato chips, french fries, hot dogs...all in all, a glorious tribute to the deities of junk food.
Druids in a Bar So these two druids walk into a bar and onto a t-shirt or mug or any other gift you choose to bring humor into someone's life.	Dance Dance Dance Do you live to dance and dance to live? Here is your t-shirt in many different styles suitable for dancing. Wear it to your next dance. Wear it while you workout. Gift it to your favorite dancer.	Cardinals Win World Series Are you floating on a cloud of happiness since the Cardinals won the World Series? Celebrate with this shirt of a happy looking cardinal, baseballs, and gold smileys.
Fishing Here! You've protected the location of your prime fishing spot, fish are biting, and some dude comes walking across the water."I don't care WHO you are. You're not walking on water where I'm fishing."	Whacko Warning This red inkblot design has an appropriate warning "I'm the one in four you were warned about." It will give you plenty of driving room if you wear it on your bumper, all kinds of elbow room.	Beware The Normals You've seen them slinking around in their suits, ties, perfectly pressed casual wear...scary as hell. Warn others with this design to beware the normals.
Eating Crow This black crow on a piece of wood was a bizarre art statement by someone who found it dead in his yard, stuffed it, and then mounted it on his wall. I took it a step further.	Gifted Not Strange This design with multicolored marbles, bits of paper, and the phrase: "I'm not strange, I'm gifted," is one way to announce you are not a herd animal.	Madness Toll Red Triangles, multicolored bubbles and the phrase: "Madness takes its toll, please have exact change," will bring a smile to the face of those you meet.
Normal In Some Cultures Blue background with lighter blue 8 pointed star and black text: In some cultures I'm considered normal.	Cicada Terror Alert They've spent 17 years underground and now they're ready to begin their assault on the Midwest this summer. The Cicada hordes are beginning their invasion! We are at terror color Cicada!	Midwest Cicada Invasion You've been warned! There's a huge cicada invasion on the way to the midwest this summer. There will be thousands and thousands of Cicada hordes waiting to devour everything. Be Afraid!
Weather Weary Weenie Snow. Rain. Wind. Floods. Cold. Are you fed up with the winter weather? Ready for some sun and sandy dry beaches? Here's your shirt. It has clouds, rain, snow, lightning and "Weather Weary Weenie."	Day Pass Do you work in the social services or know someone who does? Here's the perfect shirt, a tag with a stick pin and the words "Day Pass" splattered with ink and flies.	Question Mark What's on your shirt? This one has a large question mark in a dark purple design on the light colored shirts and a tan swirly design on the dark colored shirts. A great conversation starter!
Freeloader Plastic Garbage Bag Luggage Has that unwanted house guest started to stink yet? Have they ignored all your invitations to move on? Instead of using a regular garbage bag to throw their stuff to the curb, get designer on them!	Smarter Than U Tired of being hit on by idiots? Give them the ultimate "go away" statement with this design that leaves no doubt you are smarter than they are.	Muthfuckin Snakes On A Plane There's muthafuckin snakes on the plane and wouldn't you know it, they're having a muthafuckin party.
Motherfucking Snakes On a Plane Here's another one for the GOP to blame on Clinton: there's motherfucking snakes on the plane. Gotta be his fault...	Snake Sneaking On A Plane So how did those snakes get on the plane? This snake with a fake mustache, sunglasses, and mop hair tucked under a baseball cap might explain it.