Ursine Logic's Human Rights T-Shirts and Gifts : ATHEIST, AGNOSTIC, ANTI-RELIGION,FREE THINKERS

Are you an Atheist who wants to give a human face to what that means? Check out the Anti-Religion, pro-Atheist shirts and gifts that are also suitable for Agnostics. Spirituality or lack of it is a personal and private matter, but a good t-shirt saying or button is great for stimulating conversation and awareness. And if you really want to make your point, the Anti-religion choices will help you get the message that religion is definitely not mandatory in your world.

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Free Blow Job This t-shirt design is guaranteed to frustrate the religious nuts. Text says: "Free blow job to anyone who proves Jesus is as real as Santa." Good luck collecting on it guys.	I Heart Cthulhu Tired of everyone flaunting their deities on bumperstickers, buttons, and t-shirts? Here's your chance to level the playing field with your "I heart Cthulhu" devotional objects.	Recovering Catholic Trouble leaving behind the last vestiges of incense and holy water? Wondering what that scent is that won't let go? Why, it's good old Catholic guilt. "Recovering Catholic. The only thing left is guil
Religion Pyramid Scheme When an organization gets rich from the bottom of the pyramid supporting it through donations and converting others to give money to it as well, it's called a Ponzi or Pyramid scheme...or religion.	Crayon Science Intelligent Design is art with crayons as this design shows. Adam and Eve stick figures with Spot the stick figure dog and a pile of crayons as god.	Atheist Pledge A "nookular" family salutes the flag and pledges their loyalty to "One nation under Barney, the Easter Bunny, and Almighty Tooth Fairy." Great Atheist t-shirt gift for you or friends and family.
Bigoted Assholes There's nothing more disgusting that someone using their imaginary playmate as an excuse for their hatred. "Stop using Jesus as an excuse for being a bigoted asshole."	Atheist Fish Now Atheists have a fish to display with this eaten fish that has just the bones showing and the word "Atheist." Wear it on a t-shirt where the fishie people hang out or stick it on your car.	Superstitious Nonsense Tired of hearing all the voluntary suffering endured by religion pushers? Want your fair share of the attention? Wear this. It says: "I gave up superstitious mumbo jumbo for Lent."
Flat Earth Bible Thumpers Next time you're forced to deal with a bible-thumping religious nut, wear this shirt, button, sticker that says: "The Bible was written by the same people who said the earth was flat."	Anti-Religious Hypocrisy A preacher wears a pirate hat, eye patch and is greedily fondling his booty. Text says: "If money is the root of all evil, why do the churches always want more?"	Religion: None Nice bone-themed text gets the message across that you're a freethinker and don't need a shepherd. "Religion: None." Can it get any clearer than that?
Anti-Religion Too much of anything is a bad thing, especially religion because as the shirt says: "Too Much Religion Makes You Stupid."	Jesus Ain't Coming Back Not that the brainwashed sheep will listen, but you can at least slip them a bit of truth with this t-shirt: "Jesus died. He ain't coming back. So get over it." Look out for pitchforks and torches.	Vampire Jesus Know an Atheist or Freethinker who needs the perfect gift? Text says: "Beware the vampire Jesus! He wants his blood back!" Also great to wear yourself to warn those pathetic blind believers.
Anti-Religion Tired of getting Jesus shoved down your throat? Here's a way to make the pushers back off. Insult the bible thumpers into keeping their distance: "Is Jesus coming or just breathing hard."	Heathen Are you an Atheist Heathen Heretic non-believer? Here's your shirt! Orange and yellow design with flames shooting from the word "Heathen." Wear it with pride because it proves you're not a sheep.	Darwin Loves You Tired of those sappy Jesus loves you and all the variations of it? Then here's your design: "Darwin Loves You." Available in t-shirts, buttons, and stickers so you can fight back well-armed.
Cthulhu Loves You For the fans of H. P. Lovecraft, there is no character some of us hold more near and dear than Cthulhu. Wear the message on a shirt or button: "Cthulhu loves you...in a sandwich."	Imaginary Playmates Why should Jesus be the only fantasy friend who loves you when there's also Barney, the tooth fairy, the Easter Bunny, and especially Santa! They all love you equally! Spread THIS word with a t-shirt!	God Made Me An Atheist Stop the bible thumpers in their tracks with this t-shirt that says: "God Made Me An Atheist." Get a bumper sticker for the car and a few buttons to pass around the crowd.
Cure Religious Violence There's one sure way to stop idiots from killing each other and us over whose imaginary playmate should rule the world: Atheism. As the shirt says: "Atheism, the cure for Religious Violence."	Heathen You've been a member for centuries and the rest of the planet's dark and stirring masses are finally catching up to your wisdom. Wear this with pride: "Charter Member, Ranks of The Heathen."	Religidiot Free Zone Tired of the religious crazies coming at you with their bibles and bullshit? Fight back with this shirt that says: "Religidiot Free Zone."
Hide The Bong This one has been around for awhile and is often in those email humor lists that make the rounds, so I decided to dress it up with a marijuana leaf. "Jesus is coming. Hide the bong."	No Religious Nuts You've seen them coming at you with that glazed look in their eyes from drinking too much fundie koolaid. Fight them off with this design that says: "God wants Spiritual Fruit, not Religious Nuts."	Rapture Humor When the rapture comes there's going to be whole lot less of those annoying people and better yet, they're not taking any of it with them! "When the Rapture comes, can I have your trailer?"
Pass The Word Keep this one handy on a t-shirt hanging by the door, and the next time the bible pushers come knocking, throw it on and answer the door. Text says:"Eat a bible and pass the word."	Pro-Evolution Ever notice those who bellow against Evolution are the same ones who have calluses on their knuckles from dragging them on the ground? "Those who don't believe in evolution need it the most."	Godless Damned Liberal "Godless Damned Liberal." Yes, and proud of it. It's my right and yours under our Constitution, no matter what the Religio-Fascists want you to believe.
Free Will Prefer to do your own thinking? Choose this distressed text design that says: "I choose free will." Wear your Atheism with pride and refuse to let religious superstition rule your life.	Get A Past Life! Tired of those who are born again and still don't have a life? Let them know it's way past time they got a life...a PAST life. T-shirt says: "Get a Past Life!"	Think For Myself Are you tired of explaining your mind is your own? Then this t-shirt design is for you. It's very simple multicolored text that says: "I think, therefore I need no religion." Answer the door with it.
Two Hands Working Tired of prayer when action is needed? Here's your get off your knees and get to work t-shirt: "Two hands working can do much more than a thousand clasped in prayer."	Freethinker Keep the vultures away with this tattoo inspired design stating "I think, therefore I need no religion." Nice violet background with stars and dragons.	Fuck Religion It isn't belief or lack of belief in gods that create all the wars and killings in the world: it's religion. Design is simple. It says: "Fuck Religion."
Scary Cultist A cult is defined as a religion that is not the one you follow, so in the eyes of religious fanatics, we are all cultists. Be an ambiguous scary person with this t-shirt "Scary Cultist" in fiery fonts	Napolean Anti-Religion Quote Religious fanatics are like caged animals at the zoo. They swallow what they're given and question nothing. As Napolean said: "Religion is excellent stuff for keeping common people quiet."	Not Going To Hell How can you go to hell if you don't believe it exists? This fiery sun glows with the answer: you can't. Wear it next time that knock on the door comes. They'll go away.
Anti-Religion Quote Text says: "A society without religion is like a maniac without a gun." Great to wear when you have to be around the cultists or to greet them at the door when they come pushing their religion.	Starry Night Quote by Van Gogh: "When I have a terrible need of shall I say the word: religion, then I go out and paint the stars." Great t-shirt for an artist, Atheist, or freethinker.Check out the ceramic gifts.	Atheist Religious freedom also means you don't have to believe. If others spread religion by wearing crosses and other symbols, you can spread your lack of it with this colorful design that says: "Atheist"
Faith Based Counselor Get those government dollars they're handing out to anything "faith based" before all the other whackos drain the money well. A skeletal demon claims he too is a "Faith-based Spiritual Counselor."	Pro-Atheist Some of the richest and most ornate buildings on earth belong to churches, and still the greedy bastards want more. "If Money is the root of all evil, why are churches always demanding more?"	Smile It Scares The Sheep There's nothing scarier to the whacko Bible thumping American version of the Taliban extremists than a grinning fool in an anti-religion t-shirt. Text says: "Smile. It scares the sheep."
Agnostic This t-shirt design of brightly colored retro 60's style flowers are the perfect backdrop for letters that say: "Agnostic." Wear it proudly. And give a keepsake box or ceramic tile, mug, or cup as a g	Attorney General Religion Warning If you're serious about world peace then pay attention to this warning: "Warning from the Surgeon General: Quitting religion now greatly enhances the chance for world peace."	Frankenstein Died For Our Sins If dying for our sins qualifies you to be a deity, then my vote goes to Frankenstein as that guy really suffered over what we did to him. Shirt says "Frankenstein died for our sins."
Pray For Fish Are you as tired as I am of that dumb "if you give a man a fish," blah blah saying? This fish hook with skulls and bones around a fish symbol plays with those words.	Anti-Religious Tired of having religious crap flung at you from the bible-thumping kool aid drinkers? Back them off with these words: "Thou shalt not inflict your religious crap upon others."	Creationism Fight back with this design of a stork carrying a baby and text that says "Creationism is to Science what the stork is to reproduction." Great t-shirt gift for an Atheist, Scientist, and freethinking
Heretic Are you a freethinker who likes to make up your mind based on facts and not superstition? Here's your t-shirt. Text says: "You say heretic like it's a bad thing."	Evolution Bushco will be remembered as the Junk Science administration that dumbed down and manipulated facts. Text says: "Evolution is both fact and theory, Creationism is neither."	Religion Is A Cock Fight Religion is full of puffed up rooster type dudes who strut around the barnyard claiming they have the direct pipeline to god. Two red cocks and the text: "Religion is a stupid never ending cock fight.
Allergic to Religion Does religious fanaticism make you itch? Then this t-shirt is for you: "Religion Gives Me Hives."	Anti-Religious Humor There's a fine line between insanity and organized religion and it boils down to one simple difference: "If you talk to God, you're religious. If he talks back, you're crazy."	Hate Is Not Christian If Jesus loves me then he would not approve of me using his name as an excuse to hate, discriminate or practice intolerance in any way. "Haters have no right to call themselves Christians."
Heretic Tired of religious fanatics? Send the bible-thumpers running when they see this t-shirt design. Flaming text proclaims "Heretic" in no nonsense black and white type.	Anti-Religious Humor If Jesus already paid for our sins we might as well get our money's worth. "Jesus paid for our sins. Now it's time to get our money's worth."	Evolve Tired of the religious whackos telling you the dinosaurs were on the ark? Fight back with the perfect Darwinian truth. Plain text says: "You keep believing, I'll keep evolving."
Shit Slapping Jesus Jesus should come on down and slap the shit out of hatemongering christians. Let them know they are being very unchristian with this shirt: "Jesus should slap the shit out of religious whackos."	Anti-Religion Here's the best answer to all those morons asking what would Jesus do? He'd mind his own business and not make political issues out of abortion rights, gay rights, and our right to privacy.	Pro-Evolution Text says: "Creationism is Science for stupid people."
Anti-Religion In creepy medieval style fonts that could have risen out of an undead fanatic's grave comes the message: "Religion is hazardous to world peace." Nice scary t-shirt or button to stampede sheep.	Reason Is My Religion Stop the religion pushers before they can start going on about their imaginary playmate with this design that says: "Reason Is My Religion."Great gift for your favorite Atheist, Humanist, or Scientist	Freethinker You stand apart from the herd because your conscience, mind and heart can't be bought. Wear this shirt with the pride of individualism: "Freethinker." Great gift for Atheist, Agnostic.
Choose Free Will Are you a free thinker who doesn't believe in religious loonies making your choices for you? Here's your t-shirt. Text says: "I Choose Free Will." Excellent gift for that freethinking heretic.	Think For Yourself Don't let others do your thinking for you. Wear this t-shirt with the words: "Think For Yourself" as a reminder not only to you but everyone who sees it.	Get A Life Are you pro-choice and tired of fanatics getting in your face with their religion? Fight them with this t-shirt that has a gargoyle screaming: "You're Pro-life? Great. Now get one and stay out of mine
Fearmongers A big source of fearmongering is from our own government to keep us terrified and therefore under control. Text says: "I don't want to be part of anything that uses fear to keep me loyal."	Freethinker Shirt Religious fanatics try to inflict their beliefs on our government, our schools, and onto our bodies. Nice scary knife-wielding monster warns "Keep Your Religion Away From My Body."	God Sobered Up Giraffes, aardvarks, politicians...the list of the binge repercussions go on and on. Spread the word on this t-shirt, button or sticker that says: "and on the eighth day god sobered up."
Mark Twain Jesus Quote This is one of my favorite Mark Twain quotes: "If Jesus were here today there's one thing he wouldn't be--a Christian." Wear it on a t-shirt, a button, sticker, or drink to Twain with a beer stein.	Evolution In Action Tired of the junk science that passes for intelligent thought these days? Counter the creationism arguments with this proof of a higher, evolved lifeform,you and the phrase "Evolution In Action"	John Stuart Mill Religion Quote Famous John Stuart Mill quote: "The time appears to me to have come when it is the duty of all to make their dissent from religion known." Wear it on a t-shirt, button, or sticker.
God On Their Side Every tyrant throughout history claimed they had god on their side when they wanted to commit acts of unspeakable evil. "Anyone who says god is on their side is dangerous as hell."	Atheist Quote This is a familiar Atheism quote redone with a set of dice to show religion is just another casino set up to take your money. "The only difference between religion and supersition is the spelling."	Neighborhood Anti-Christ Tired of the in-your-face fundie whackos? Here's a design to send them running back to their own private hell: "Hi. I'm Your Friendly Neighborhood Anti-Christ."
It's Your Hell It's bad enough that fanatics want to force their imaginary playmate on you, but when they demand you burn in their hallucination, that's way out of line. "It's your hell, YOU burn in it."	Not Christian Tired of the assumption that everyone must be Christian and no one is Pagan, Atheist, Jewish, Muslim, Buddhist or anything else? Dispel that notion with this shirt that says: "NOT Christian."	Mutate Do you hear stupid people? Here's a nice reply to their idiotic and meaningless chatter: "It's never too late to mutate." Great on a t-shirt for when those bible bangers come knocking on your door.
Born Again? Most of us are born okay the first time and the rest of us grow up and don't feel the need to shove our religion down other people's throats. "Born Again? Why don't you just grow up?"	Closed Minds The dumber the argument, the louder the fool argues it. Slow them down with this t-shirt and button design that reads "Why are so many closed minds equipped with loud open mouths?"