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Welcome to Uranus Cafe T-Shirts and Gifts! Browse through our selection of original Uranus Cafe designs for Uranus Cafe Theme Parties, or just for fun! Uranus Cafe gifts are great for the person who has everything! How is Uranus today?
NEW! Neek designs for Geeks and Nerds who are smart AND electronically gifted! Genius=Neek=Keen=Sage! Show off your genius style! Return to our website
Uranus Cafe Coffee Selection Welcome to Uranus Cafe! The grounds are freshly brewed and sometimes referred to as "Endangered Feces!" A favorite hit with coffee fans all over the planet...UranusCafe.com |
Front right left For the directionally challenged...or those with kinesthetic dyslexia, our upside down Front right left design is a reference from the shirt wearer's point of view. Great for dads and kids. |
Geek Bite What is a Geek? A genuius, a nerd, a neek? What is a Geek bite? A small sampling of a revelation of a new inspiration. Will it work or will it not? Vampire Dog...Geek bite. Menacing and mysterious! |
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Kids and Pets Browse through our original funny designs for kids and pets! Always a laugh from UranusCafe.com |
Sage: Smart and Gifted How Sage are you? Are you Smart and Gifted Electronically? If so, then you are a Sage Genius. Part nerd, part geek, all brains equals Sage. |
Memail (alphabetical) Are you feeling as though you have merged with your computer? Are you obsessed with checking your email? Memail...yes, I am my computer, or perhaps the mailman/person? UranusCafe.com |
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i lost it Have you lost weight? Have you lost your mind? What have your lost...your job, your sanity, your mate, your love life? Start the conversation moving and become a social animal again with "i lost it"! |
Neek My mom is a Geek and my dad is a Nerd, so that makes me a Neek...part nerd, part geek...smart and electronically gifted. |
i found it Check inside for our funny new i found it design themes. What did you find? What did you lose? Your mind? Your lover? Your pants? Whatever the occasion, let's see if you can find it! |
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Color Your Day What color do you feel like today? Let your mood be reflected in the color of your apparel! Are you blue? More colors coming soon! Blue...it's not the color purple. |
i lost it and i found it i lost it and i found it 2 sided t-shirts and sweatshirts for the lost and found! What have you lost and what have you found in your life? Great conversation starters from UranusCafe.com |
Social Commentary Well we all have our opinions and this section is where I get to vent. Check out my unique designs for plastic surgery and other anomalies of the human creature. |
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Randy Dancer If you love coffee, and you're feeling just a wee bit horny, then you just might be a Randy Dancer! Randy Dancer Coffee from UranusCafe.com |
Happy Banana Happy Banana t-shirts, apparel and gifts. How many bananas does it take to make you happy? |
Uranus Cafe Button Collection Uranus mini button pins with humorous messages. How's Uranus Today? Mini button pins, t-shirts, collectibles and gifts. |
