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Funny beaver humor for baby boomers and their "puppies"!
Beaver themed t-shirts maked great gifts for those fortunate enough to have everything they want....well, almost.
Stand up for your favorite beaver t-shirts! How much do you want?
Express yourself with UranusCafe.com Gourmet Beaver t-shirts and more stupid a** gifts today!

Copyright Yourself

Copyright Yourself
Bask in your uniqueness! Copyright yourself! Funny new copyright designs for geeks, nerds geniuses and happy people by Kathleen SaintJohn designs.

Geek on Geek!

Geek on Geek!
Geek Baby Geek Baby for Big Bang Theory physicisits, biologists, engineers, quantum thinkers and their offspring. A Big Bang Theory Superhero Flash design for intellectually talented happy babies and

Funny Big Bang Theory Stuff

Funny Big Bang Theory Stuff
A colorful new twist for the Big Bang Theory. Let your friends know how smart you are! It's kinda like wearing your IQ on your shirt. Big Bang Theory t-shirts and gifts for nerds, geeks and you!

The Nerdy Geek

The Nerdy Geek
Funny nerdy geeky gifts for the geniuses in your life. Nerdy geeky baby stuff too!

Funny Christmas Nerd

Funny Christmas Nerd
Merry Nerdmas. Make Santa's sleigh go. Press start. Nerdy Christmas t-shirts and gifts for geeks, nerds, geniuses physicists, scientists, engineers and normal people. Funny Christmas gifts for the ne

Personalize Invitations and Announcements

Personalize Invitations and Announcements
Customize Birthday Invitations with cute Personalize Dog Party or Keep Calm designs for any special occasion!

Geek Stuff

Geek Stuff
This is art. For geeks, nerds, engineers, scientists, physicists and beautiful people. art is everything....or maybe not. UranusCafe.com funny stuff for serious people.

Uranus Cafe Absurdities

Uranus Cafe Absurdities
New absurdities for t-shirts and gifts by KathleenSaintJohn for UranusCafe.com
The Donut Gods will keep you calm! Keep Calm and May the Donut Gods be Ever in Your Favor!

Santa Fish

Santa Fish
Weird, funny new Santa Fish gift ideas for your favorite bathroom shower curtains! Unique Christmas Santa Fish designs by KathleenSaintJohn for UranusCafe.com

Funny Christmas Gifts!

Funny Christmas Gifts!
Funny new Poor Merry gifts by UranusCafe.com. Everyone feels Merry! Poor Merry! Humorous gifts by KathleenSaintJohn for Uranus Cafe!

Peppermint Smiley! Life is Sweet!

Peppermint Smiley! Life is Sweet!
Peppermint Smiley! New smiley face cartoon design by UranusCafe.com Put a peppermint smile on your face with your new Peppermint Smiley t-shirt today!
Life is sweet!

Uranus Cafe Themes

Uranus Cafe Themes
Trendy, edgy, and sure to stimulate your conversational adroitness! Uranus Cafe...where astronomy meets proctology! How's Uranus today?
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Pink Geek Collection

Pink Geek Collection
Pink geek HTML. Bold, close bold. For geeks and nerds who wear pink. Smart, beautiful stylish people...get your geek on and wear pink. It's not the color purple. UranusCafe.com

Uranus Cafe Coffee Selection

Uranus Cafe Coffee Selection
Welcome to Uranus Cafe! The grounds are freshly brewed and sometimes referred to as "Endangered Feces!"
A favorite hit with coffee fans all over the planet...UranusCafe.com

Happy Banana

Happy Banana
Happy Banana t-shirts, apparel and gifts. How many bananas does it take to make you happy?

KEEP CALM AND BUY A T-SHIRT

KEEP CALM AND BUY A T-SHIRT
KEEP CALM AND MARRY ON T-SHIRTS AND MORE THEMES FOR KEEP CALM DESIGNS.
Keep calm and buy a t-shirt from CafePress.com
UranusCafe.com unusual and funny t-shirts and gifts.

Front right left

Front right left
For the directionally challenged...or those with kinesthetic dyslexia, our upside down Front right left design is a reference from the shirt wearer's point of view. Great for dads and kids.

Real Foodies Eat Beaver

Real Foodies Eat Beaver
Join the latest culinary craze! Real foodies eat Beaver by GourmetBeaver.com compliments of Uranus Cafe.
How's your Beaver today? How's Uranus today? Best beaver on earth!

Funny Euro Stickers by UranusCafe

Funny Euro Stickers by UranusCafe
Funny Euro stickers by Uranuscafe.com appeal to your more banal sense of humor. Use the keyword Uranuscafe.com to find more funny stuff for your friends who have everything!

Gourmet Beaver Culinary Farts

Gourmet Beaver Culinary Farts
When was the last time you dined on Gourmet Beaver? Funny Beaver humor by UranusCafe.com! Great gifts giving ideas for purveyors of the "culinary farts."

Rude Questions You Should Never Ask

Rude Questions You Should Never Ask
You want to know, but you're too polite to ask! Well, let your t-shirts & sweatshirts etc. do your asking for you! Guaranteed to get a conversation going! Rude tees from UranusCafe.com

Geek Bite

Geek Bite
What is a Geek? A genuius, a nerd, a neek? What is a Geek bite? A small sampling of a revelation of a new inspiration. Will it work or will it not?
Vampire Dog...Geek bite. Menacing and mysterious!

Kids and Pets

Kids and Pets
Browse through our original funny designs for kids and pets! Always a laugh from UranusCafe.com

Sage: Smart and Gifted

Sage: Smart and Gifted
How Sage are you? Are you Smart and Gifted Electronically? If so, then you are a Sage Genius. Part nerd, part geek, all brains equals Sage.

Memail  (alphabetical)

Memail (alphabetical)
Are you feeling as though you have merged with your computer? Are you obsessed with checking your email? Memail...yes, I am my computer, or perhaps the mailman/person? UranusCafe.com

i lost it

i lost it
Have you lost weight?
Have you lost your mind? What have your lost...your job, your sanity, your mate, your love life? Start the conversation moving and become a social animal again with "i lost it"!

Neek

Neek
My mom is a Geek and my dad is a Nerd, so that makes me a Neek...part nerd, part geek...smart and electronically gifted.

i found it

i found it
Check inside for our funny new i found it design themes. What did you find? What did you lose? Your mind? Your lover? Your pants? Whatever the occasion, let's see if you can find it!

i lost it and i found it

i lost it and i found it
i lost it and i found it 2 sided t-shirts and sweatshirts for the lost and found! What have you lost and what have you found in your life?
Great conversation starters from UranusCafe.com

Uranus Cafe Button Collection

Uranus Cafe Button Collection
Uranus mini button pins with humorous messages. How's Uranus Today? Mini button pins, t-shirts, collectibles and gifts.


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