UNMARRIAGABLE T SHIRTS AND GIFTS

Are YOU un-marriage-able? This is a very important question upon which your future happiness depends.

To find out if you are un-marriage-able ask yourself one simple question; Am I human? If you answered yes you are un-marriage-able and you must do what you can to avoid getting married.

One positive step you should take is to purchase a un-marriage-able hat or MUG or t shirt. This way you can let unsuspecting people know that you are un-marriage-able. And save everybody a lot of trouble.

Also they make great conversation starters at parties and at bars.