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Who Bedevils the Devils? With apologies to Alan Moore

I Vote for Blowjobs

Reagan Died for Somebody's Sins but Not Mine with apologies to Patti Smith

Gore Vidal for President

López Obrador para Presidente

NERO WAS RIGHT

War Is Peace

Ignorance Is Strength

Freedom Is Slavery

Hi, I'm an Agitator Are You the Student Body?

Hi, I'm General Threat. Wanna get under my Blanket Alert?

W. W. ID what would I do?

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How can there be a revolution... How can there be a revolution without general copulation?

Weapons of Mass Destruction Wanna see my weapons of mass destruction?

(recurringly) Fresh for the AWP Convention! Will Fuck for Publication

Showing Up Is 100% of Life proudly recommend Vernon Frazer's book, "Commercial Fiction"

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