If you've heard one fat joke, you've heard 'em all. Maybe the fat boys & girls get the last laugh. The joke is literally on the fat person when they wear these t-shirts or fat gifts.
Spaghetti Cat T-Shirts and Gifts Spaghetti Cat - Take a TV time out and watch Spaghetti Cat, a funny, crazy black cat who loves to eat pasta on TV. T-shirts & gifts for the soup lover in you! |
7% Fat Free T-Shirts & Gifts 7 PERCENT FAT FREE - My body is 7% fat free. Yes this means I'm 93% fat. Funny fat joke on fat pride t-shirts and fat pride gifts. Diet and exercise is for skinny people, not fat people. Fat eat. |
Grilled Cheese Is Melty Goodness T-Shirts & Gifts GRILLED CHEESE IS MELTY GOODNESS - It's simple and easy to make, delicious on the palate and packed with calcium. Great t-shirts & gifts for the grilled cheese lover in your life. Good in tomato soup. |
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Touch My Knees Not Bending My Toes T-Shirts & Gift I can touch my knees without bending my toes. Hilarious fat pride saying on chubby humor t-shirts & gifts. Fat jokes are for losers. Weight losers. Feel free to touch your knees. |
Fatty McButterPants Fat Pride T-Shirts & Gifts FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS FAT PRIDE - Think extra large with Fatty McButterpants. Fat joke printed right on it. What obese person wouldn't want Fatty McButterpants on them? Humorous slant on a buttery topic |
Fatty McButter Pants T-Shirt & Gifts FATTY MCBUTTER PANTS - Think extra large with Fatty McButter Pants. Fat joke printed right on it. What obese person wouldn't want Fatty McButter Pants on them? Humorous slant on a buttery topic. |
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Couch Potatoes Don't Die Skiing T-Shirts & Gifts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE SKIING - As a couch potato, you won't be off the couch to get injured while skiing down a hill. Funny t-shirts & gifts for couch potato skier. Couch potatoes don't ski. |
Couch Potatoes Don't Die Jogging T-Shirts & Gifts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE JOGGING - As a couch potato, you won't be off the couch to get injured while jogging down the road. Funny t-shirts & gifts for couch potato jogger. Couch potatoes are healthy! |
Couch Potatoes Don't Die Hunting T-Shirts & Gifts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE HUNTING - As a couch potato, you won't be off the couch to get injured while hunting in the woods. Funny t-shirts & gifts for couch potato hunt. Couch potatoes are healthy! |
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Couch Potatoes Don't Die Hiking T-Shirts & Gifts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE HIKING - As a couch potato, you won't be off the couch to get injured while hiking in the woods or trail. Funny t-shirts & gifts for couch potato. Couch potatoes are healthy! |
Couch Potatoes Don't Die Fighting T-Shirts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE FIGHTING - If you're a couch potato, you won't be off the couch long enough to get into a fight. Funny t-shirts & gifts for the couch potato. Being a couch potato is healthy! |
Couch Potatoes Don't Die Sky Diving T-Shirts COUCH POTATOES DON'T DIE SKY DIVING - As a couch potato, you won't be off the couch to get injured while sky diving. Funny t-shirts & gifts for couch potato sky diver. Couch potatoes are healthy! |
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I Am Already Supersized T-Shirts & Gifts I AM ALREADY SUPERSIZED - Do I want fries with that? Look, I'm already supersized. I'm not fat, obese, chubby or chunky. I'm just big boned. Is it time to supersize your t-shirts and gifts? |
Huge Is Good T-Shirts & Gifts HUGE IS GOOD - Quality is great. Quantity is better. Huge is good. Bigger, larger, giant, jumbo. Even on XL - XXXL sizes on some of these t-shirts & gifts. Gals ask about hugeness, say "huge is good." |
Too Lazy to Take a Nap Just Give Me One T-Shirts & I'M TOO LAZY TO TAKE A NAP - Would you just give me one? Sloth around the couch with these t-shirts and gifts. Perfect for napping. You're not too lazy to get a t-shirt or gift. |
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Big Boned Fat Pride T-Shirts & Gifts BIG BONED - I'm not fat, I'm big boned. Says so right on these t-shirts & gifts. Fat jokes aren't funny to the big boned. Chubby humor to buy online for fat pride. |
Paczki Me Please T-Shirts & Gifts PACZKI ME PLEASE - The best part about Fat Tuesday has to be the paczkis (pronounced like punchkeys). A paczki is a Polish Doughnut served at Mardi Gras. Ask for a donut with these t-shirts & gifts. |
A Waist is a Terrible Thing to Mind T-Shirts Gifts A WAIST IS A TERRIBLE THING TO MIND - Dieting is hard. Losing those extra pounds through diet? Fit to scale on these overweight t-shirts and gifts. Join the club! |
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I am not overweight. I am underheight! I AM NOT OVERWEIGHT. I AM UNDERHEIGHT - Get over the over-weight thing and declare your under-height. I should be nearly eight feet tall, but I'm not overweight. I'm underheight. |
If You Can Cook It I Can Eat It T-shirts & Gifts IF YOU CAN COOK IT I CAN EAT IT - Fry it up and I'll eat it down. Cooking is my favorite extreme sport. T-shirts and gifts for the food eater you love. Eating delicious food that you cooked is great. |
Fatty McButterpants T-shirts & Gifts FATTY MCBUTTERPANTS - Think extra large with Fatty McButterpants. Fat joke printed right on it. What obese person wouldn't want Fatty McButterpants on them? Humorous slant on a buttery topic. |
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Thin Is In (But Fat is Where It's At) Joke T-Shirt THIN IS IN, BUT FAT IS WHERE IT'S AT - Have pride in your body shape! These t-shirts & gifts show that fat is not a joke. Motivation for diet weight loss, fitness or food lovers. |
Lord, If I Can't Be Skinny, Let My Friends Be Fat Dear Lord, If I can't be skinny, please let all my friends be fat. Funny fat joke on these t-shirts and gifts. You look skinnier when you hang out with your fat friends. Humorous fat joke. |
Large And In Charge Funny Fat T-shirts & Gifts LARGE AND IN CHARGE - Don't forget who's in charge here, buster. Obesity comes with privilleges. Fat funny humor on t-shirts & gifts. Be large. Be in charge. |
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If you are what you eat then I'm fast cheap & easy If you are what you eat, then I'm fast, cheap & easy. People think these t-shirts and gifts are fast-food jokes, but its about fat pride. Sayings for overweight humor. Funny and humorous food jokes. |
Please Don't Cut the Cheese (out of my diet) Please don't cut the cheese, out of my diet, that is. T-shirts and gifts not about farting, er, cutting the cheese (pardon me). Cheese lovers fat or not will love this. Eat 'em up! |
Thick Chick Funny Fat Pride Joke T-Shirts & Gifts THICK CHICK - More cushion for the pushing with a hot, big boned moma! Be proud with these t-shirts & gifts. Why do weight loss when acceptance is best? If you're thick, and a chick, this merchandise. |
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Fat Is The New Black Funny T-Shirts & Gifts FAT IS THE NEW BLACK - Obesity is the way to be. Funny and humorous fat pride saying on t-shirts & gifts. Forget diet and exercise, being fat is where it's at. Simply declare fat is the new black. |
I Will Cook For Food T-Shirts & Gifts I WILL COOK FOR FOOD - Forget the expression "I will work for food." Cooking is work. To cook is working. Thus, I will cook for food with t-shirts & gifts. Yummy food - If you buy it, I will fry it. |
Food Kills! (But not if I kill it first) T-Shirts FOOD KILLS (BUT NOT IF I KILL IT FIRST) - Pretty sure food is on the bottom of the food chain. Funny & dangerous sayings on t-shirts & gifts. The trick to dieting is to eat and stay alive. |
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Skinny Dip or Chunky Dunk T-Shirts & Gifts Why would you skinny dip when you can chunky dunk? Great fat pride sayings on t-shirts & gifts. Obesity isn't an issue when you turn around a funny fat joke. It's humorous to swim naked. |
Fatty T-Shirts and Gifts FATTY - Simple purple text design. Get a big fatty on fun t-shirts & gifts. Diet and exercise only work so well. This is about being overweight and not your 420 madness. Fun for your chubby friends. |
