Welcome to The Unbalanced Humors Store!If you've got an itch for humorous apparel, look no further! Unbalanced Humors will scratch that itch, no matter where it is. Heck, we've even been known to give a full-body humor massage, if the price is right. And if you order any of the hilarious bits of clothing located in this fine internet establishment, you're practically guaranteed a happy ending!
So come on in and take a look around. We're starting with T-shirts, but that won't be all. There are lots of other parts of your body that we'd like to cover with comedy. And if you like what you see, don't forget to check out Unbalanced Humors Magazine. That's where all the funny stuff comes from. Enjoy!
Just the LogoAll these fine products feature the Unbalanced Humors logo... and nothing else!!! |
Jingo!It's the classic game of militarism! Fun for the whole family! Our most patriotic product. |
Be DifferentYou, too, can be different... just like everyone else! |
Church of AmericaQuality political and religious satire, all in one! Join the Church of America. |
Abner GreeneAbner Greene is the Internet's favorite cartoon amnesiac! |
The BatbatThe Batbat is super adorable. The first in Unbalanced Humors' "Fantastical Wonders of Evolution" series! |
The Less Funny ShirtAs the shirt says, your other t-shirt is funnier. This one's still pretty funny, though. |
Aim High!Support Maine's cannabis farmers! Aim High! Buy this shirt. |