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UmThings : DANGEROUS BIRDS

The Attack Budgie. The Knife-Wielding Warbler. The Arson Swallow. Dangerous Birds, the lot of 'em. Presenting umthings' exclusive "Dangerous Birds" series. Collect 'em all. And keep your eyes on the sky.

The Decapititmouse

The Knife-Wielding Warbler

The Arson Swallow

2 Drinks Wood Hen

The Attack Budgie

The Crested Yob

The Grubby Paedofinch

The Bearded Fundamentalist Stork

The Fupped Duck


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Plus our exclusive line of clothing that says, um, “um…”

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