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Member Since: 2005

"But the emporer has nothing on at all!" cried a little child. - Hans Christian Anderson from The Emporer Has No Clothes.

He should have stopped by UMgear!


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This is my new online store! Thanks to, I am now selling a number of products with unique graphics on them.

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Canadian Pride

Canadian Pride
Canadians seem to hide their pride under a layer of politeness and friendship - that's nice. I think it's time to let the world know you live in the True North Strong and Free and you're proud of it.


Express yourself with one of our "life signs."

In a word . . .

In a word . . .
Be proud of your stereotype! Own it and become one with its limits and restrictions - then blow everyone's reality by breaking every rule!!

"No Prudes"
Express your opinions or attitudes with these (sometimes offensive) items. Don't look at them if your going to complain to us about them later.

Universal Message Cards

Universal Message Cards
We have worked with Psychic MerlinMarc to create these Universal Message Cards. They display various symbols that create unique and personal notecards.

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