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Stop Snapping Your Damn Fingers Fukyu

Stop Snapping Your Damn Fingers Fukyu
A collection of items featuring the classic Fukyu by Kim: "stop snapping your damn fingers you pseudo beatnik slam loving bastard".

We Need More Mimes

We Need More Mimes
Classic cutting critique from the blistering plains of the PFFA

My speling isn't bad Fukyu

My speling isn't bad Fukyu
Classic PFFA Fukyu: My speling isn't bad, you fat facist mouron, it's inovative

Poetry Slut

Poetry Slut
Poetry slut: by special request. Wear it with pride!

Tinfoil Hat - Everypoet Essentials Collection

Tinfoil Hat - Everypoet Essentials Collection
Complete in every way, barring tinfoil.

Try to Have Your Writing Make Sense

Try to Have Your Writing Make Sense
A mantra to memorize while running one's ink-soaked tendrils through the shards of one's hair.

Pick of the Litter

Pick of the Litter
Pick of the Litter: To what loftier chimerical acme of achievement could one possibly dream of hoping to aspire? (I dunno. Reader's Digest, maybe?)

PFFA Posting Guidelines: Pointless Piffle

PFFA Posting Guidelines: Pointless Piffle
From the PFFA Posting Guidelines, a few words of wisdom for any aspiring writer.

Corporate Poet Lackey

Corporate Poet Lackey
Is it an epithet? An oxymoron? A badge of achievement? We don't know.
Official PFFA Suckometer
Official PFFA Suckometer
$10.99
BANNED Value T-Shirt
BANNED Value T-Shirt
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Pick of the Litter Value T-Shirt
Pick of the Litter Value T-Shirt
$12.99
Snazzy Fitted PFFA - Read more poetry T-Shirt
Snazzy Fitted PFFA - Read more poetry T-Shirt
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PFFA - Read more poetry Teddy Bear
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PFFA - Read more poetry Jr. Raglan
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PFFA - Read more poetry Women's Pink T-Shirt
PFFA - Read more poetry Women's Pink T-Shirt
$24.99
The PFFA - Read More Poetry Stein
The PFFA - Read More Poetry Stein
$18.99
The Large PFFA - Read More Poetry Mug
The Large PFFA - Read More Poetry Mug
$15.99
The PFFA - Read More Poetry Mug
The PFFA - Read More Poetry Mug
$14.99
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Kipling's If Mousepad
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