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Have something to say? Let UMA say it for you! With UMA and a little HUMOR, we can share a new PERSPECTIVE with the people in our daily lives and EXPRESS what's on our minds. Everybody needs a GOOD LAUGH and knowing it goes to a GOOD CAUSE makes for a great FEEL GOOD gift! Visit www.umasays.com and share your thoughts or create your own saying! A portion of proceeds are donated to the SPCA.

Bright or Early? Pick One A good laugh for your co-workers, boss or friends and family. For those days you'd rather sleep in!	Yes, They're Real Stop the starring! Funny whether your breasts are real or not.	Got Chocolate? One of the most important words in a chocolate lover's language! Give them what they long for. Chocolate!	Curl Up N Dye Hair gurus. Treat your staff to a fun button or t-shirt. A fun way to give back to charity!
Wish You Were Beer Let your friends know where you stand! At the front of the line at the bar. Maybe they'll buy you a beer?	Sleep-In-Beauty No need for excuses. You're a beauty so go ahead, sleep-in!	No Pictures Please! Warn the paparazzi! You're a star and you deserve your privacy!	About Last Night... Need to apologize or explain? This button or t-shirt says it all. Nuff said!
You Off My Planet Things you wish you could say during those long and boring meetings. Wear the button or t-shirt instead!	Yo Sup Dawg? Like from Randy of American Idol greet your peeps in hip-hop style.	Yes I'm Pregnant! Your a happy mother to be so let everyone know the wonderful news!	Whatever! Maybe you're the sarcastic one? Your friends and family probably expect to see a shirt like this on your back so don't let them down!
What's On Your Mind? Want to start up a conversation? Find out what's on people's minds!	What Up? Wear one of these buttons or t-shirts and strike up conversation. Find out what's up with your friends.	Weight Keeps Finding Me Have a little fun on the weight loss journey! or show you're happy just the way you are!	TGI Friday! Celebrate the end of the week with a fun button or t-shirt! Give them out to your staff at work or just for you!. Celebrate a well deserved weekend!
Talk To The Hand Tell the world you're ignoring them without having to say a word. Say it with a cool button or t-shirt!	Smart Blonde Flaunt your a smart blonde in bright yellow. Avoid those dumb blonde jokes!	Recovering Catholic Spent your youth pleasing a more devout relative? Express your lapsed faith with a little humor to your friends – you'll find you're not the only one!	Push My Button Do people really know how to push all your little buttons?
Legally Insane Legally Insane? Let the world know with a fun button or t-shirt!	I Aim To Please For the pleaser in your life. Or maybe it's you!	Paws off Ward off those evil spirits with a fun button or t-shirt! Or put a sticker on a 'no touch' zone.	Kiss Me! The best t-shirt or button to wear for a kiss! Get them lined up or you're sweetie ready to kiss you!
It's PMS Week It's that time again! Warn your friends and loved ones so they give you all the understanding you need!	It Wasn't Me Someone always getting into trouble? Give them the t-shirt or button so they can express it wasn't them!	I'm Outta Control Your friends are all in control. You on the other hand...	I'm Just Sayin' The classic phrase of all teens! A fun gift for anyone who has the habit of saying it.
I'm Irresistible Fun and appropriate for all ages. We're all irresistible!	I Forgot Your Name Too! A great t-shirt or button for a night out on the town! It happens to us all!	I'm Feelin' Sexy A perfect t-shirt or button for a night out on the town or a quiet evening with that someone special!	I'm All Brain Want to show off your smarts? Then this fun button and t-shirt is for you!
I Want It All A fun button or t-shirt. Tell the world what you want, deserve and that you want it delivered!	I'm Big-Boned Of course you are! Show your lighter side with this fun button or t-shirt	Earth's Full Go Home The perfect T-shirt or button for the alien in your life!	Don't Ask Yup, it's one of those days huh? Wear a 'Don't Ask' button or t-shirt and avoid the questions!
Caffeine Addict C-c-can't get enough c-c-coffee? This button or t-shirt is for you!	Buy Me A Beer? Great for bar hopping or on your birthday! Straight and to the point! Cheers!	Bite Me Speak your mind with this bright yellow button or t-shirt. Warn them before they get too close!	Angel or Devil? Who are you today? The fun part is being able to choose!