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Resistor Color Code

Resistor Color Code
Bad Boys Ruin Our Young Girls But Violet Gives Willingly!

Is the Glass Half Empty?

Is the Glass Half Empty?
Or Is It Just Twice as Big as It Needs to Be?

Nothing Ever Gets Built

Nothing Ever Gets Built
On Schedule Or Within Budget

Engineering

Engineering
A failure will not appear until a unit has passed final inspection.

Design Engineering

Design Engineering
The primary function of the design engineer is to make things difficult for the fabricator and impossible for the serviceman.

Circuit Design

Circuit Design
All designs must contain: one part that is obsolete, two parts that are unobtainable and three parts that are still under development.

If You Can't Fix It

I'm the Mechanical Engineer

I'm the Mechanical Engineer
Your Mother Warned You About

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me
It's the Hardware

Don't Blame Me

Don't Blame Me
It's the Software

Reverse Engineering

Reverse Engineering
They Use Mirrors

Electrical Engineers

Electrical Engineers
Are Well Grounded

The Engineer's Motto

The Engineer's Motto
If it isn't broken, take it apart and fix it.

Electrical Engineers

Electrical Engineers
Do It With Less Resistance

Before Speaking

Before Speaking
Tweak It Just A Bit

Test Results Were Gratifying

Test Results Were Gratifying
We're So Surprised It Works!

Not Well Defined

Not Well Defined
Nobody Thought About It

Major Technological Breakkthrough

Major Technological Breakkthrough
Back to the Drawing Board

Essentially Complete

Customer Satisfaction Is Assured

Customer Satisfaction Is Assured
They're Happy to Get Anything at This Point


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