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Physicist Half Glass

Physicist, Engineer, Accountant, Liberal Arts
Do You Want Fries With That?

Tachyon
A Gluon That's Not Completely Dry

What Part of Maxwell's Equations
Did You Not Understand?

I Love Chemistry

Energy Is Chocolate Squared

Physics Is Phun

Lab Rule #169
Hot Glass Looks Like Cold Glass

Neutrons Are Free of Charge

Do Not Stare Into Laser With Remaining Good Eye

Chemists Have All the Solutions

Physics is God For You

Legalize Physics

I'm Positive I Lost An Electron

When All Else Fails
Manipulate the Data

Old Chemists Never Die
They Just Stop Reacting

Zoologists Do It
With Animals

Polymer Chemists Do It
In Chains

Molecular Biologists Do It
With a Hot Probe

Mechanical Engineers Do It
With Less Stress and Strain

Geneticists Do It
With Sick Genes

Chemical Engineers Do It
In Fluidized Beds

Botanists Do It
In the Bushes

Biologists Do It
With Clones

Archaeologists
Do It In The Dirt

Anthropologists
Do It In The Field

The Difference Between Men and Women
In Geek Speak!

The Ether Bunny
Or, to be exact, the diethyl ether bunny.

I Shave Daily
With Occam's Razao

Physicists Do It
At the Speed of Light

Particle Physicists
Do It With Charm

Microbiologists Periodically
Do It On A Table

Chemists Do It
In An Excited State

Astrophysicists Do It
With a Big Bang

Astonomers Do It
In Clusters

If You're Not Part of the Solution
You're Part of the Precipitate

You Are Here
There's No Place Like Home

Schroedinger's Wave Equation
Catch It!

Absolute Zero Is So Kool
In fact, it doesn't get any cooler.

The Gene Pool
Could Really Use Some Chlorine

Black Holes Suck
Very Big Time

Gravity
It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law!

Join the Brownian Movement
We're a Bit Random

The Speed of Light
It's a Law We Can Live With (Like We Have a Choice)

Resistance is NOT Futile
It's Voltage Divided by Current

Resistance Begins at Ohm
Watt a Concept!

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