Your mind is a finely-honed weapon; mere mortals cower in fear. You can practically crush beer cans with the force of your thoughts alone. STAND UP and be counted. Take your place amongst the avante-garde, the very tip of the blade of the cutting edge. Are you merely some run-of-the-mill genius? Just another bespectacled almanac strolling around? No. You are...ULTRADORK!
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Fitted Ultradork T-shirt (Made in the USA)$17.99
Women's Ultradork T-Shirt$16.99
White Ultradork T-Shirt$16.99
Ultradork Golf Shirt$18.99
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Women's Tank Top$16.99
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Green T-Shirt$15.99
Yellow T-Shirt$15.99
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Ultradork Jr. Hoodie$26.99
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Ultradork Trucker Hat$12.99
Black Ultradork Cap$16.99
Ultradork Messenger Bag$20.99
Tote Bag$12.99
License Plate Frame$9.99
Dog T-Shirt$18.99
"My other hair is lekku" Journal$10.99
Mousepad$11.99
Tile Ultradork Coaster$5.50
Framed Tile$8.99
Large Mug$13.99
Mug$12.99
Ultradork Stein$15.99
2.25" Button (10 pack)$13.99
Button$3.49
Jedi Fangirl Thong$8.99
