WELCOME TO TYTY's-T's!
This is my new online store! (It’s like so totally cool, like, uh-ma-ga!) Thanks to CafePress.com, (they paid me to say that. No they didn’t. They’re awesome!) I am now selling (hopefully to you) a number of products with unique graphics on them. (You... Lady? You buy? Cheap, cheap, make deal for you, nice lady!)
Note: Not finding exactly what you want? Seriously? All this stuff & you can’t find it? Good grief man! Well then E-mail me at firstname.lastname@example.org. We’ll customize anything you see here! We won’t even spam you! Pinky swear!
We’re desperate! Please buy something. Anything? A button maybe?
Disclaimer: Please proceed with a sense of humor! If you don’t have a sense of humor, what are you doing here? All of us here at Tyty’s-Ts, (which is me & some guy named Eugene who brings me my mail) have a sense of humor, dripping in sarcasm & we’re often mistaken as big jerks. We’re not big jerks. Really! Well, maybe Eugene gets a little touchy at times, (like it’s MY fault the pit-bull bit him?) but the rest of us here (me) are SO TOTALLY laughing our butts off at how sensitive you all can be. Man... Lighten up!