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» I kissed a dog
» I own you
» Training Tiny Humans
» Introverts Unite
» Girls like Halloween
» Girls like Halloween
» Panda Bear: Venn Diagram
» Inner child at play
» You're Overreacting
» Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!
» Sarcasm
» Autism is a Superpower
» Powered by plants
» Powered by plants
» Republican for the right reasons!
» The Box
» Outside the box
» Think outside the box
» Think
» Shit just got real!
» He He He
» I'm retired
» Weekend Forecast: Drinking
» Electrical Engineering Grandpa
» Mechanical Engineering Grandpa
» Drink with a nurse
» I'm Irish Today
» Autistic Hero
» Leukemia Hero
» Breast Cancer Hero
» Weed
» Yoga
» Engineering Grandpa
» Nurse's Daughter / Son
» The Nurse's Mom
» The Nurse's Dad
» Paw Lifeline
» Drinking
» Baking
» Weekend Forecast
» Study Definition
» Math is a problem
» Math Problems
» Morons
» Dark Energy
» Dirty Dinosaur
» Complimentary Angles
» Fuck Bacon
» I'd rather be walking my dog.
» Funny Chemistry Sayings
» Chemistry is like cooking
» Screw Lab Safety
» Screw Lab Safety
» Snowman Baby
» Dark Humor
» Alphabet
» Confucius Wisdom
» Let me out
» Shh...
» Math problems...
» Today is your day
» Today isn't your day
» I've got twins
» Dick
» Speaker Phone
» Rough Sex
» My Week
» I wish
» Broken Heart
» Good morning world
» Fuck off
» Muffins are healthy
» Balls
» Shower Curtains
» Go Sports!
» I found this corny blwh
» I found this corny
» Is it January yet?
» I need glasses
» Moose Christmas Pattern
» Sheldon's 73
» Sheldon's Squares
» Her Belly
» The Bump
» Arriving in...
» Drinking for three
» Got Beer?
» Dad to be
» Retirement
» I'm lying
» I'm a magician
» Not giving a fuck
» Miracle Loading
» Miracle in Progress
» B Bomb
» Coming Soon
» Baby Loading
» It's a boy / girl
» Farting Unicorn
» Grammar Nazi
» Humanity
» Fork Off Already
» Life is like a penis
» Let's hunt grandpa
» Vodka
» It's never too latte
» Exponential Growth
» Sarcasm
» You're ugly
» Fuck Off
» WTF
» Duct Tape
» My voices
» You're a DJ
» Physics is the Reason
» Flash Equation
» You're too hard on me
» Get your shit together
» I'm not crazy
» Smart
» Newton's First Law
» Potential Energy
» I workout
» I like you
» Sodium Cute
» Release Date
» Pretty Daughters
» Atoms
» Redneck Beard
» Redneck
» Caffeine Loading
» I doubt it
» Drinking Buddy
» Myself
» Patience
» Coming In Style
» Don't Touch
» FBI
» That's How I Roll
» Due in...
» Hungry
» Knocked Up
» Pink or Blue
» Don't Touch It
» Autistic=Perfect
» Arriving in...
» Baby Toys
» Baby Toys Loading
» Drink Beer
» Kiss Me
» Leprechaun
» Who's Your Paddy?
» Irish You Were Beer
» Irish
» Penny's Door
» 50% Irish
» 100% Drunk
» Horizontal Runner
» She Wants
» Keep Calm
» The Beetles
» Triathlon Skills
» Swim Bike Run Water
» Tri Mommy, Tri
» Tri Daddy, Tri
» Tri Like A Girl
» iTri
» Threesome Anyone?
» Baby Girl Loading
» Baby Boy Loading
» Kiss Me
» Who Needs Luck?!
» Who Needs Luck?
» Twins Loading
» Nerd Love
» Baby Volume
» Volume Control
» Hate/Love
» Love/Hate
» Diaper Loading
» Baby on Board
» Baby Evolution
» Mmmmmm...Pi
» Baldness
» Silence
» Quiet
» Baby Loading
» Blood
» Cock Blocker
» Learn to spell
» Fuck
» Baby FootPrint
» Grammar
» Freedom
» Glass Theory
» Knock...Amy?!
» The Alphabet
» The Formula
» Apple Love
» Wheel of Answers
» IT Service Desk
» GoldFish
» My Spot
» Right Meow
» Sheldon's 43
» Space Invader
» The Flash
» Kryptonian Translation
» Spork Family
» Spork
» Wear Pink
» Team Support
» I Wear Pink
» Wear Pink
» Breast Cancer Support
» I am a Geek
» Geek
» Geek's Life
» Drink Water
» Your Father
» BaZnGa
» Delicious Pi
» Run Like a Mother
» Cooking Weapon
» TV Color Bars
» Knock...Penny?!
» I'm not insane
» Too Evolved
» Proud Autism
» Overreacting
» Delicious
» Fat People
» I love NY
» I got your back
» Connect the dots!
» Stop! You're under a rest!
» I Love Math
» Gay Pride
» Equality
» Choose Love
» Love Is Love
» Born This Way
» Certified
» RetroVirus
» Screw You
» Fat Personality
» Super Dad
» Stop Talking
» Go Left
» Humerus
» Hug Me
» I donut like you!
» Attention Zombies
» Recycle
» Too Drunk (Editable)
» Too Drunk
» Drink all day
» Darth Vader Evolution
» Stand Back
» Adorkable
» I've got your back
» Got your back!
» Boobies
» I don't care!
» Brain cannot be found!
» Fuck green!
» Go Brown!
» Girl Skull
» It's a girl!
» Glass Theory
» Grounded for life!
» Horny
» Left-Handed
» Mom?...
» I've been grounded!
» Been Grounded
» Run Dos
» Run Dos Run
» Run/Dos/Run
» See that line?
» Suit Up!
» Hard Nipples...Curious?
» This Is How I Roll
» That's How I Roll
» Funny Evolution
» Evolution Makes Perfect
» Practice Makes Perfect
» Unicorn Believers
» Chick Magnet
» Under New Management
» The MAN behind the Belly
» Great in bed
» Smoke after sex
» Eat, Sleep, Eat
» Knot a blonde
» I used to be a werewoolf
» I love my nuts
» Blonde Equation
» I'm Nuts
» How to puke
» To arr is pirate
» Errr!
» Twilight Ruined My Life
» Twilight Ruined My Girlfriend
» Fucking Burgers
» Anna Karenina
» Handcuffs
» Bigger than yours
» Eat More Pussy
» Go Asian
» Go Black
» Funny Face
» Go Green
» Read Books
» Can't Marry
» Pussy Eater
» Equality
» DanGerous
» Congratulations
» Viva la resolution
» Need Love
» Shazam
» Weight loss
» I'm with stupid
» Boob
» Foundation of any relationship
» C-MEN
» Disability
» Use Stairs
» Best Sex
» I love your tits
» Go fuck yourself!
» Samurai on the toilet
» Jesus Saves
» Circular Reasoning
» Stop Following Me
» Let's go back!
» Going to a funeral!
» Shhh...It's ok!
» Fuck you!
» I try to be good!
» Life Is Short
» Real Friends
» Read This
» ABCDEFG
» Loading... Please Wait!
» Free Hugs
» Got Your Back
» BEER
» Caution
» Bad Things
» Got hope?
» Small Things
» Must Rest
» Smile
» Yes...
» Half Full Glass
» Pauses
» Best Friend
» Fuck Tetris!
» Bazinga Cross Bands
» Love Actually
» Turning Tables
» Bigger Balls
» Hugz?
» Kids Today
» Wireless Technology
» Fast Food
» Nuclear Evolution
» Computer Evolution
» Stupidity
» Stick Up
» Freaky Birds
» You bored me!
» You're boring me!
» Born Cool
» Sober
» Make my day
» OMG!
» Silence is golden
» I'm perfect
» Happy
» You're Special
» I'm Sheldon Cooper
» Apple Pi
» Apple Pie
» Stud Muffin
» Why the long face?
» Not me
» You've pun on weight
» I'm getting a tattoo
» Pull Yourself Together
» BBQ
» Your Girlfriend
» Fur is for animals
» Jealous
» Dating Explained
» Rock Paper Scissors
» Cute Dinosaur
» We have Pi!
» Nerd Side
» Bring Popcorn
» Needy Baby
» Bring a sweater
» King of nerds
» Gay Test
» Learn Japanese
» Insert Coin
» Atheist
» Organize
» Italian Speaking
» Spock Badge
» Star Trek Badge
» Spock Insignia
» So What?
» Why I'm Single
» Flat Chest
» You're ugly
» Nice tits
» Games
» Cute Face
» Zombie Apocalypse
» Stupid People
» Waiting...
» Here, Zombie
» Pink Cube
» Survival Partner
» Stupid
» Sheldon's D20
» Boo!
» I'm Real
» Pac-Man
» NeckTie
» Suit
» Suit Up
» Alcohol
» Middle Finger
» Melt Ice
» Delicious
» Ate Pi
» Drink
» Men
» Bacon
» No Smoking
» Try Religion
» Pie to Pi
» Thinking Pi
» Math Problems
» I Rawr You
» Stop At Nothing
» Make Him Visible
» Kony 2012
» Killing People
» Sexy
» Pizza
» Bring Him Down
» Joseph Kony
» Lonely
» Autism
» AsPie
» AsPiE
» Alcohol and Calculus
» I am a Penis
» People
» I Pooped Today
» Dad's Lucky
» Perfect
» Schrodinger's Cat
» Raining Cats And Dogs
» Chocolate Bunnies
» Hello Titty
» Autism Ribbon
» Time's Up
» Big Brother
» Big Sister
» Big Sister (Pony)
» In The Nuts
» To Do List
» Autism Puzzle
» Zombie Evolution
» E-Male
» Drinking Buddy (Editable)
» Autism Superpower
» Hunger Games
» Being Me
» Sarcastic Comment
» Thank You
» Unicorn Evolution
» Kill Zombies
» Being Bored
» Wipe Your Ass
» Sheldon's Test Pattern
» USSB
» Mom
» May the 4th
» Florida
» Amateur PornStar
» Please Wait...
» Female = Iron Man
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I kissed a dog
I kissed a dog
I own you
I own you
Training Tiny Humans
Training Tiny Humans
Introverts Unite
Introverts Unite
Girls like Halloween
Girls like Halloween
Girls like Halloween
Girls like Halloween
Panda Bear: Venn Diagram
Panda Bear: Venn Diagram
Inner child at play
Inner child at play
You're Overreacting
You're Overreacting (Funny Science & Chemistry Humor)
Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!
Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!
Sarcasm
Sarcasm: is elemental to my being.
Autism is a Superpower
Autism is a Superpower
Powered by plants
Powered by plants
Powered by plants
Powered by plants
Republican for the right reasons!
Republican for the right reasons!
The Box
The Box
Outside the box
Outside the box
Think outside the box
Think outside the box
Think
Think
Shit just got real!
Shit just got real!
He He He
He He He
I'm retired
I'm retired
Weekend Forecast: Drinking
Weekend Forecast: Drinking
Electrical Engineering Grandpa
Electrical Engineering Grandpa
Mechanical Engineering Grandpa
Mechanical Engineering Grandpa
Drink with a nurse
Drink with a nurse
I'm Irish Today
I'm Irish Today
Autistic Hero
Autistic Hero
Leukemia Hero
Leukemia Hero
Breast Cancer Hero
Breast Cancer Hero
Weed
Weed
Yoga
Yoga
Engineering Grandpa
Never underestimate a grandpa with an engineering degree.
Nurse's Daughter / Son
Nurse's Daughter / Son
The Nurse's Mom
The Nurse's Mom
The Nurse's Dad
The Nurse's Dad
Paw Lifeline
Paw Lifeline
Drinking
Drinking
Baking
Baking
Weekend Forecast
Weekend Forecast
Study Definition
Study Definition
Math is a problem
Math is a problem
Math Problems
Math Problems
Morons
Morons
Dark Energy
Dark Energy
Dirty Dinosaur
Dirty Dinosaur
Complimentary Angles
Complimentary Angles
Fuck Bacon
Fuck Bacon
I'd rather be walking my dog.
I'd rather be walking my dog.
Funny Chemistry Sayings
Funny Chemistry Sayings
Chemistry is like cooking
Chemistry is like cooking
Screw Lab Safety
Screw Lab Safety
Screw Lab Safety
Screw Lab Safety
Snowman Baby
Snowman Baby
Dark Humor
Dark Humor
Alphabet
Alphabet
Confucius Wisdom
Confucius Wisdom
Let me out
Let me out
Shh...
Shh...
Math problems...
Math problems...
Today is your day
Today is your day
Today isn't your day
Today isn't your day
I've got twins
I've got twins
Dick
Dick
Speaker Phone
Speaker Phone
Rough Sex
Rough Sex
My Week
My Week
I wish
I wish
Broken Heart
Broken Heart
Good morning world
Good morning world
Fuck off
Fuck off
Muffins are healthy
Muffins are healthy
Balls
Balls
Shower Curtains
Shower Curtains
Go Sports!
Go Sports!
I found this corny blwh
I found this corny blwh
I found this corny
I found this corny
Is it January yet?
Is it January yet?
I need glasses
I need glasses
Moose Christmas Pattern
Moose Christmas Pattern
Sheldon's 73
Sheldon's 73
Sheldon's Squares
Sheldon's Squares
Her Belly
Her Belly
The Bump
The Bump
Arriving in...
Arriving in...
Drinking for three
Drinking for three
Got Beer?
Got Beer?
Dad to be
Dad to be
Retirement
Retirement
I'm lying
I'm lying
I'm a magician
I'm a magician
Not giving a fuck
Not giving a fuck
Miracle Loading
Miracle Loading
Miracle in Progress
Miracle in Progress
B Bomb
B Bomb
Coming Soon
Coming Soon
Baby Loading
Baby Loading
It's a boy / girl
It's a boy / girl
Farting Unicorn
Farting Unicorn
Grammar Nazi
Grammar Nazi
Humanity
Humanity
Fork Off Already
Fork Off Already
Life is like a penis
Life is like a penis
Let's hunt grandpa
Let's hunt grandpa
Vodka
Vodka
It's never too latte
It's never too latte
Exponential Growth
Exponential Growth

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm
You're ugly
You're ugly
Fuck Off
Fuck Off
WTF
WTF
Duct Tape
Duct Tape
My voices
My voices
You're a DJ
You're a DJ
Physics is the Reason
Physics is the Reason
Flash Equation
Flash Equation
You're too hard on me
You're too hard on me
Get your shit together
Get your shit together
I'm not crazy
I'm not crazy
Smart
Smart
Newton's First Law
Newton's First Law
Potential Energy
Potential Energy
I workout
I workout
I like you
I like you
Sodium Cute
Sodium Cute
Release Date
Release Date
Pretty Daughters
Pretty Daughters
Atoms
Atoms
Redneck Beard
Redneck Beard
Redneck
Redneck
Caffeine Loading
Caffeine Loading
I doubt it
I doubt it
Drinking Buddy
Drinking Buddy
Myself
Myself
Patience
Patience
Coming In Style
Coming In Style
Don't Touch
Don't Touch
FBI
FBI
That's How I Roll
That's How I Roll
Due in...
Due in...
Hungry
Hungry
Knocked Up
Knocked Up
Pink or Blue
Pink or Blue
Don't Touch It
Don't Touch It
Autistic=Perfect
Autistic=Perfect
Arriving in...
Arriving in...
Baby Toys
Baby Toys
Baby Toys Loading
Baby Toys Loading
Drink Beer
Drink Beer
Kiss Me
Kiss Me
Leprechaun
Leprechaun
Who's Your Paddy?
Who's Your Paddy?
Irish You Were Beer
Irish You Were Beer
Irish
Irish
Penny's Door
Penny's Door
50% Irish
50% Irish
100% Drunk
100% Drunk
Horizontal Runner
Horizontal Runner
She Wants
She Wants
Keep Calm
Keep Calm
The Beetles
The Beetles
Triathlon Skills
Triathlon Skills
Swim Bike Run Water
Swim Bike Run Water
Tri Mommy, Tri
Tri Mommy, Tri
Tri Daddy, Tri
Tri Daddy, Tri
Tri Like A Girl
Tri Like A Girl
iTri
iTri
Threesome Anyone?
Threesome Anyone?
Baby Girl Loading
Baby Girl Loading
Baby Boy Loading
Baby Boy Loading
Kiss Me
Kiss Me
Who Needs Luck?!
Who Needs Luck?!
Who Needs Luck?
Who Needs Luck?
Twins Loading
Twins Loading
Nerd Love
Nerd Love
Baby Volume
Baby Volume
Volume Control
Volume Control
Hate/Love
Hate/Love
Love/Hate
Love/Hate
Diaper Loading
Diaper Loading
Baby on Board
Baby on Board
Baby Evolution
Baby Evolution
Mmmmmm...Pi
Mmmmmm...Pi
Baldness
Baldness
Silence
Silence
Quiet
Quiet
Baby Loading
Baby Loading
Blood
Blood
Cock Blocker
Cock Blocker
Learn to spell
Learn to spell
Fuck
Fuck
Baby FootPrint
Baby FootPrint
Grammar
Grammar
Freedom
Freedom
Glass Theory
Glass Theory
Knock...Amy?!
Knock...Amy?!
The Alphabet
The Alphabet
The Formula
The Formula
Apple Love
Apple Love
Wheel of Answers
Wheel of Answers
IT Service Desk
IT Service Desk
GoldFish
GoldFish
My Spot
My Spot
Right Meow
Right Meow
Sheldon's 43
Sheldon's 43
Space Invader
Space Invader
The Flash
The Flash
Kryptonian Translation
Kryptonian Translation
Spork Family
Spork Family
Spork
Spork
Wear Pink
Wear Pink
Team Support
Team Support
I Wear Pink
I Wear Pink
Wear Pink
Wear Pink
Breast Cancer Support
Breast Cancer Support
I am a Geek
I am a Geek
Geek
Geek
Geek's Life
Geek's Life
Drink Water
Drink Water
Your Father
Your Father
BaZnGa
BaZnGa
Delicious Pi
Delicious Pi
Run Like a Mother
Run Like a Mother
Cooking Weapon
Cooking Weapon
TV Color Bars
TV Color Bars
Knock...Penny?!
Knock...Penny?!
I'm not insane
I'm not insane
Too Evolved
Too Evolved
Proud Autism
Proud Autism
Overreacting
Overreacting
Delicious
Delicious
Fat People
Fat People
I love NY
I love NY
I got your back
I got your back
Connect the dots!
Connect the dots!
Stop! You're under a rest!
Stop! You're under a rest!
I Love Math
I Love Math
Gay Pride
Gay Pride
Equality
Equality
Choose Love
Choose Love
Love Is Love
Love Is Love
Born This Way
Born This Way
Certified
Certified
RetroVirus
RetroVirus
Screw You
Screw You
Fat Personality
Fat Personality
Super Dad
Super Dad
Stop Talking
Stop Talking
Go Left
Go Left
Humerus
Humerus
Hug Me
Hug Me
I donut like you!
I donut like you!
Attention Zombies
Attention Zombies
Recycle
Recycle
Too Drunk
Too Drunk
Drink all day
Drink all day.
Darth Vader Evolution
Darth Vader Evolution
Stand Back
Stand Back

Adorkable

Adorkable
I'm so adorkable...

I've got your back

I've got your back
I've got your back!

Got your back!

Got your back!
I've Got your back!

Boobies

Boobies
Let's see...boobies!!!

I don't care!

I don't care!
Hi. I don't care. Bye!

Brain cannot be found!

Brain cannot be found!
The brain cannot be found! The intelligence you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

Fuck green!

Fuck green!
Fuck green, go brown!

Go Brown!

Go Brown!
Fuck green, go brown!

Girl Skull

Girl Skull
It's a girl's skull!

It's a girl!

It's a girl!
It's a girl!

Glass Theory

Glass Theory
Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full. Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Grounded for life!

Grounded for life!
Grounded for life!

Horny

Horny
I am horny...(I like horns)

Left-Handed

Left-Handed
I may be left-handed, but I'm allways right!

Mom?...

Mom?...
Mom? Orange Juice!

I've been grounded!

I've been grounded!
I've been grounded!

Been Grounded

Been Grounded
I've been grounded

Run Dos

Run Dos
c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run

Run Dos Run

Run Dos Run
c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run

Run/Dos/Run

Run/Dos/Run
c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run

See that line?

See that line?
See that line? I didn't!

Suit Up!

Suit Up!
Suit Up!

Hard Nipples...Curious?

Hard Nipples...Curious?
Hard Nipples...Curious? Braille Design!

This Is How I Roll

This Is How I Roll
This is how I roll! (Toilet Paper Roll)

That's How I Roll

That's How I Roll
That's how I roll! (Roll Dices)

Funny Evolution

Funny Evolution
How light has evolved into a...light bulb!

Evolution Makes Perfect

Evolution Makes Perfect
Evolution Makes Perfect!

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect
Practice Makes Perfect!

Unicorn Believers

Unicorn Believers
National Association of Unicorn Believers - NAUB

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet
Chick Magnet

Under New Management

Under New Management
Under New Management - Just Married!

The MAN behind the Belly

The MAN behind the Belly
The MAN behind the Belly

Great in bed

Great in bed
I'm great in bed - I can sleep for hours!

Smoke after sex

Smoke after sex
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it to fast!

Eat, Sleep, Eat

Eat, Sleep, Eat
Eat, Sleep, Eat

Knot a blonde

Knot a blonde
I'm knot a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!

I used to be a werewoolf

I used to be a werewoolf
I used to be a werewoolf but I'm much better nooooow!

I love my nuts

I love my nuts
I love my nuts!

Blonde Equation

Blonde Equation
Funny Blonde Equation: six=6

I'm Nuts

I'm Nuts
I'm nuts about you!

How to puke

How to puke
How to puke

To arr is pirate

To arr is pirate
To err is human, to arr is pirate!

Errr!

Errr!
Errr Pirate!

Twilight Ruined My Life

Twilight Ruined My Life
Twilight Ruined My Life

Twilight Ruined My Girlfriend

Twilight Ruined My Girlfriend
Twilight Ruined My Girlfriend

Fucking Burgers

Fucking Burgers
Fucking Burgers

Anna Karenina

Anna Karenina
What have you done, Anna Karenina?

Handcuffs

Handcuffs
The smallest handcuffs in the world!

Bigger than yours

Bigger than yours
My nuts are bigger than yours!
Eat More Pussy
I eat more pussy than cervical cancer!
Go Asian
Once you go asian, you never go caucasian!
Go Black
Once you go black, you never go back!
Funny Face
Funny fashion face with moustache and aviator style glasses!
Go Green
Go Green
Read Books
Read books not t-shirts!
Can't Marry
If we can't marry, then you can't divorce!
Pussy Eater
I eat pussy to survive!
Equality
Everybody deserves to be treated equally. It doesn't matter if you are black, yellow, brown or normal.
DanGerous
My name is Gerous, Dan Gerous!
Congratulations
Congratulations, you're an idiot!
Viva la resolution
Viva la resolution
Need Love
All you need is love!
Shazam
Shazam
Weight loss
I lost 40 lbs in 2 months! I found 15 of them...
I'm with stupid
I'm with stupid
Boob
How we see boobies!
Foundation of any relationship
Foundation of any relationship
C-MEN
C-MEN
Disability
Getting over your disability!
Use Stairs
In case of fire use stairs!
Best Sex
Bad sex, good sex, best sex!
I love your tits
I love your tits
Go fuck yourself!
Go fuck yourself!
Samurai on the toilet
Samurai on the toilet
Jesus Saves
Jesus saves but Jews invest wisely!
Circular Reasoning
Circular reasoning works because
Stop Following Me
Stop Following Me
Let's go back!
Ok, let's go back!
Going to a funeral!
Your mother will be there too...
Shhh...It's ok!
Shhh...It's ok! You've been preparing for this your whole life!
Fuck you!
Fuck you and fuck her too!
I try to be good!
I try to be good but I get bored!
Life Is Short
Life is short and so is your penis!
Real Friends
Real friends show me their boobs!
Read This
If you can read this you really need to get laid!
ABCDEFG
A boy can do everything for girl! Girls forget everything done & catches new boy again!
Loading... Please Wait!
Loading... Please Wait!
Free Hugs
Free Hugs
Got Your Back
I got your back!
BEER
BEER
Caution
Caution: This is Sparta!
Bad Things
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people!
Got hope?
Got hope? I do!
Small Things
Small Things Bring Happiness...
Must Rest
You must rest during the day so you can sleep at night!
Smile
Smile if you're horny!
Yes...
Yes...I can drive a stick!
Half Full Glass
Glass theory!
Pauses
Pauses
Best Friend
Best Friend
Fuck Tetris!
Fuck Tetris!
Bazinga Cross Bands
Bazinga Cross Bands
Love Actually
Love Actually
Turning Tables
The tables have turned!
Bigger Balls
Bigger Balls
Hugz?
Cactus Hugs!
Kids Today
Kids Today
Wireless Technology
Wireless Technology
Fast Food
Fast Food
Nuclear Evolution
Nuclear Evolution
Computer Evolution
Computer Evolution
Stupidity
Stupidity is not a crime. You are free to go!
Stick Up
I'll stick up for you!
Freaky Birds
Freaky Birds
You bored me!
For a minute there, you bored me to death...
You're boring me!
You're boring me to death...
Born Cool
I was born cool but global warming made me hot!
Sober
Also available in sober!
Make my day
Make my day and look away.
OMG!
OMG! The sky is blue!
Silence is golden
Silence is golden but duct tape is shiny!
I'm perfect
I'm perfect! Conditions may apply.
Happy
If you're happy and you know it keep it to yourself!
You're Special
Are your parents retarded? Cause you sure are special!
I'm Sheldon Cooper
I'm Sheldon Cooper, BS, MS, PhD and ScD. OMG, right?
Apple Pi
Apple Pi
Apple Pie
Apple Pie
Stud Muffin
Stud Muffin
Why the long face?
Why the long face?
Not me
That doesn't look anything like me...
You've pun on weight
You've pun on weight
I'm getting a tattoo
I'm getting a tattoo...Where?!
Pull Yourself Together
Pull Yourself Together
BBQ
BBQ
Your Girlfriend
Your girlfriend wants me!
Fur is for animals
Fur is for animals, not rich idiots!
Jealous
Does your ass ever get jealous?
Dating Explained
Dating Explained
Rock Paper Scissors
Rock Paper Scissors Blowjob
Cute Dinosaur
Cute Dinosaur
We have Pi!
Cone to the nerd side. We have pie!
Nerd Side
Come to the nerd side. We have pie!
Bring Popcorn
12.21.2012 - Bring Popcorn!
Needy Baby
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby!
Bring a sweater
Bring a sweater, it's slow outside!
King of nerds
I'm not some kind of nerd. I am the king of nerds!
Gay Test
If you see two people dancing, I've got bad news for you...
Learn Japanese
Learn Japanese
Insert Coin
Insert Coin, Play, Game Over!
Atheist
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?
Organize
Organize
Italian Speaking
Italian Speaking
Spock Badge
Spock Badge
Star Trek Badge
Star Trek Badge
Spock Insignia
Spock Insignia
So What?
So What?
Why I'm Single
Why I'm Single
Flat Chest
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back?
You're ugly
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.
Nice tits
Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits!
Games
Games don't make you violent, lag does!
Cute Face
Cute Face
Zombie Apocalypse
Zombie Apocalypse
Stupid People
Stupid People
Waiting...
Waiting...
Here, Zombie
Here, Zombie
Pink Cube
Pink cube: for blondes only!
Survival Partner
Survival Partner
Stupid
Others are stupid.
Sheldon's D20
20 Sided Dice.
Boo!
Boo!
I'm Real
I'm Real
Pac-Man
Pac-Man
NeckTie
NeckTie
Suit
Suit
Suit Up
Suit Up
Alcohol
Alcohol
Middle Finger
Middle Finger
Melt Ice
Melt Ice
Delicious
Delicious
Ate Pi
Ate Pi
Drink
Drink all day!
Men
Men
Bacon
Bacon
No Smoking
No Smoking
Try Religion
Try Religion
Pie to Pi
Pie to Pi
Thinking Pi
Thinking Pi
Math Problems
Math Problems
I Rawr You
I Rawr You
Stop At Nothing
Stop At Nothing
Make Him Visible
Make Him Visible
Kony 2012
Kony 2012
Killing People
Killing People
Sexy
Sexy
Pizza
Pizza
Bring Him Down
Bring Him Down
Joseph Kony
Joseph Kony
Lonely
Lonely
Autism
Autism
AsPie
AsPie
AsPiE
AsPiE
Alcohol and Calculus
Alcohol and Calculus
I am a Penis
I am a Penis
People
People
I Pooped Today
I Pooped Today
Dad's Lucky
Dad's Lucky
Perfect
Perfect
Schrodinger's Cat
Schrodinger's Cat
Raining Cats And Dogs
Raining Cats And Dogs
Chocolate Bunnies
Chocolate Bunnies
Hello Titty
Hello Titty
Autism Ribbon
Autism Ribbon
Time's Up
Time's Up
Big Brother
Big Brother
Big Sister
Big Sister
Big Sister (Pony)
Big Sister (Pony)
In The Nuts
In The Nuts
To Do List
To Do List
Autism Puzzle
Autism Puzzle
Zombie Evolution
Zombie Evolution
E-Male
E-Male
Drinking Buddy (Editable)
Drinking Buddy (Editable)
Autism Superpower
Autism Superpower
Hunger Games
Hunger Games
Being Me
Being Me
Sarcastic Comment
Sarcastic Comment
Thank You
Thank You
Unicorn Evolution
Unicorn Evolution
Kill Zombies
Kill Zombies
Being Bored
Being Bored
Wipe Your Ass
Wipe Your Ass
Sheldon's Test Pattern
Sheldon's Test Pattern
USSB
USSB
Mom
Mom
May the 4th
May the 4th
Florida
Florida
Amateur PornStar
Amateur PornStar
Please Wait...
Please Wait...
Female = Iron Man
Female = Iron Man
Teamwork
Teamwork


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