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» How introverts make friends
» Happy dog / cat = Happy home
» Saint Patrick's Day Tuxedo
» Drunk Lives Matter
» Fueled by Beer and Sarcasm
» Feeling Grate
» Secret Ninja
» Secret Message
» I'm not with stupid...
» Don't study me...
» Vegetable + Seasoning = Salad.
» PSYCHOlogist
» It's hard to remember...
» Fun Fact:
» Film Critic
» Be Positive
» I'm Not An Introvert
» I Will Bitch...
» Science
» I'm from tech support
» Purrogramming for food
» Sarcasm
» I'm a purrgrammer
» Pi is Irrational
» Disapproval Ghost
» "Come Closer" Eye Chart
» I exercise my right to never exercise
» Always Physics
» Merry Extinction
» Sharkasm
» Sarcasm, wine and everything fine
» Trump Wins
» Ok, but first coffee.
» Ok, but first coffee.
» But First, Coffee!
» Adult-ish
» I can't adult.
» I can't adult today
» I can't adult today
» The Rotation of Earth
» Plants can eat the sun
» They call me Pi
» We just click
» It was a snaccident...
» Sarcasm
» You're closer to death today!
» Coffee Lifeline
» If you can read this, please back the fuck up.
» Cloud raining / eating watermelon
» Chemistry is like cooking
» I work hard...
» I work hard...
» Cats...I can't have them all ):
» Dogs...I can't have them all ):
» Once you go black...
» I'm a little chili
» I do what I want!
» Coffee Element
» My Little Man
» Winter Baby
» Santa Baby
» Paper Airplane
» Schrodinger's Cat
» Isaac Newton
» Einstein, Albert Einstein
» Galileo Galilei
» Go fuck yourself
» I hope you land on a bear trap
» Do what you want to do
» Mummy to be
» My Hobbies
» My weekend is all booked!
» I work on computers.
» I kissed a dog
» I own you
» Training Tiny Humans
» Introverts Unite
» Girls like Halloween
» Girls like Halloween
» Panda Bear: Venn Diagram
» Inner child at play
» You're Overreacting
» Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!
» Sarcasm
» Autism is a Superpower
» Powered by plants
» Powered by plants
» Republican for the right reasons!
» The Box
» Outside the box
» Think outside the box
» Think
» Shit just got real!
» He He He
» I'm retired
» Weekend Forecast: Drinking
» Electrical Engineering Grandpa
» Mechanical Engineering Grandpa
» Drink with a nurse
» I'm Irish Today
» Autistic Hero
» Leukemia Hero
» Breast Cancer Hero
» Weed
» Yoga
» Engineering Grandpa
» Nurse's Daughter / Son
» The Nurse's Mom
» The Nurse's Dad
» Paw Lifeline
» Drinking
» Baking
» Weekend Forecast
» Study Definition
» Math is a problem
» Math Problems
» Morons
» Dark Energy
» Dirty Dinosaur
» Complimentary Angles
» Fuck Bacon
» I'd rather be walking my dog.
» Funny Chemistry Sayings
» Chemistry is like cooking
» Screw Lab Safety
» Screw Lab Safety
» Snowman Baby
» Dark Humor
» Alphabet
» Confucius Wisdom
» Let me out
» Shh...
» Math problems...
» Today is your day
» Today isn't your day
» I've got twins
» Dick
» My Week
» I wish
» Broken Heart
» Good morning world
» Fuck off
» Muffins are healthy
» Balls
» Shower Curtains
» Go Sports!
» I found this corny blwh
» I found this corny
» Is it January yet?
» I need glasses
» Moose Christmas Pattern
» Sheldon's 73
» Sheldon's Squares
» Her Belly
» The Bump
» Arriving in...
» Drinking for three
» Got Beer?
» Dad to be
» Retirement
» I'm lying
» I'm a magician
» Not giving a fuck
» Miracle Loading
» Miracle in Progress
» B Bomb
» Coming Soon
» Baby Loading
» It's a boy / girl
» Farting Unicorn
» Grammar Nazi
» Humanity
» Fork Off Already
» Life is like a penis
» Let's hunt grandpa
» Vodka
» It's never too latte
» Exponential Growth
» Sarcasm
» You're ugly
» Fuck Off
» WTF
» Duct Tape
» My voices
» You're a DJ
» Physics is the Reason
» You're too hard on me
» Get your shit together
» I'm not crazy
» Smart
» Newton's First Law
» Potential Energy
» I workout
» I like you
» Sodium Cute
» Release Date
» Pretty Daughters
» Atoms
» Redneck Beard
» Redneck
» Caffeine Loading
» I doubt it
» Drinking Buddy
» Myself
» Patience
» Coming In Style
» Don't Touch
» FBI
» Due in...
» Hungry
» Knocked Up
» Pink or Blue
» Don't Touch It
» Autistic=Perfect
» Arriving in...
» Baby Toys
» Drink Beer
» Kiss Me
» Leprechaun
» Who's Your Paddy?
» Irish You Were Beer
» Irish
» Penny's Door
» 50% Irish
» 100% Drunk
» Horizontal Runner
» She Wants
» Keep Calm
» Triathlon Skills
» Swim Bike Run Water
» Tri Mommy, Tri
» Tri Daddy, Tri
» Tri Like A Girl
» iTri
» Threesome Anyone?
» Kiss Me
» Who Needs Luck?!
» Who Needs Luck?
» Nerd Love
» Baby Volume
» Volume Control
» Hate/Love
» Love/Hate
» Diaper Loading
» Baby on Board
» Baby Evolution
» Mmmmmm...Pi
» Baldness
» Silence
» Quiet
» Baby Loading
» Blood
» Fuck
» Too Drunk (Editable)
» Too Drunk
» Drink all day
» Stand Back
» I've got your back
» Got your back!
» I don't care!
» Brain cannot be found!
» Girl Skull
» Glass Theory
» Grounded for life!
» Horny
» Left-Handed
» Mom?...
» Been Grounded
» Run Dos
» Run/Dos/Run
» See that line?
» Practice Makes Perfect
» Unicorn Believers
» Chick Magnet
» Under New Management
» The MAN behind the Belly
» Great in bed
» Smoke after sex
» Eat, Sleep, Eat
» Knot a blonde
» I love my nuts
» Blonde Equation
» I'm Nuts
» How to puke
» To arr is pirate
» Errr!
» Fucking Burgers
» Anna Karenina
» Handcuffs
» Bigger than yours
» Go Asian
» Go Black
» Funny Face
» Go Green
» Read Books
» Can't Marry
» Congratulations
» Need Love
» I'm with stupid
» Boob
» Foundation of any relationship
» Disability
» Use Stairs
» Best Sex
» I love your tits
» Go fuck yourself!
» Samurai on the toilet
» Jesus Saves
» Circular Reasoning
» Stop Following Me
» Let's go back!
» Fuck you!
» I try to be good!
» Life Is Short
» Real Friends
» Read This
» ABCDEFG
» Loading... Please Wait!
» Free Hugs
» Got Your Back
» BEER
» Caution
» Bad Things
» Got hope?
» Small Things
» Must Rest
» Yes...
» Half Full Glass
» Pauses
» Best Friend
» Bazinga Cross Bands
» Love Actually
» Bigger Balls
» Hugz?
» Kids Today
» Wireless Technology
» Nuclear Evolution
» Computer Evolution
» Stupidity
» Stick Up
» Freaky Birds
» You bored me!
» You're boring me!
» Born Cool
» Sober
» Make my day
» OMG!
» Silence is golden
» I'm perfect
» Happy
» Apple Pi
» Apple Pie
» Why the long face?
» Not me
» You've pun on weight
» I'm getting a tattoo
» Pull Yourself Together
» BBQ
» Your Girlfriend
» Fur is for animals
» Jealous
» Dating Explained
» We have Pi!
» Nerd Side
» Needy Baby
» Bring a sweater
» King of nerds
» Gay Test
» Insert Coin
» Atheist
» Organize
» Italian Speaking
» Spock Badge
» Star Trek Badge
» Spock Insignia
» Why I'm Single
» Flat Chest
» You're ugly
» Nice tits
» Games
» Cute Face
» Zombie Apocalypse
» Stupid People
» Waiting...
» Here, Zombie
» Pink Cube
» Survival Partner
» Stupid
» Sheldon's D20
» Boo!
» I'm Real
» NeckTie
» Suit
» Alcohol
» Middle Finger
» Melt Ice
» Delicious
» Ate Pi
» Drink
» Men
» Bacon
» No Smoking
» Try Religion
» Pie to Pi
» Thinking Pi
» Math Problems
» I Rawr You
» Killing People
» Sexy
» Pizza
» Lonely
» Autism
» AsPie
» AsPiE
» Alcohol and Calculus
» I am a Penis
» People
» I Pooped Today
» Dad's Lucky
» Perfect
» Raining Cats And Dogs
» Hello Titty
» Autism Ribbon
» Time's Up
» Big Brother
» Big Sister
» In The Nuts
» To Do List
» Autism Puzzle
» Zombie Evolution
» E-Male
» Drinking Buddy (Editable)
» Hunger Games
» Being Me
» Sarcastic Comment
» Kill Zombies
» Being Bored
» Wipe Your Ass
» May the 4th
» Florida
» Amateur PornStar
» Please Wait...
» Female = Iron Man
» Teamwork
» Recycle
» Attention Zombies
» I donut like you!
» Hug Me
» Humerus
» Go Left
» Stop Talking
» Super Dad
» Fat Personality
» Screw You
» Certified
» Born This Way
» Love Is Love
» Choose Love
» Equality
» Gay Pride
» I Love Math
» Stop! You're under a rest!
» Connect the dots!
» I got your back
» Fat People
» Delicious
» Overreacting
» Proud Autism
» Too Evolved
» I'm not insane
» Knock...Penny?!
» Cooking Weapon
» Run Like a Mother
» Delicious Pi
» Drink Water
» Geek's Life
» Geek
» I am a Geek
» Breast Cancer Support
» Wear Pink
» I Wear Pink
» Team Support
» Wear Pink
» Spork
» Spork Family
» Space Invader
» Sheldon's 43
» GoldFish
» IT Service Desk
» Wheel of Answers
» Apple Love
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» The Alphabet
» Knock...Amy?!
» Right Meow
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How introverts make friends

How introverts make friends
How introverts make friends

Happy dog / cat = Happy home

Happy dog / cat = Happy home
Happy dog / cat = Happy home

Saint Patrick's Day Tuxedo

Saint Patrick's Day Tuxedo
Saint Patrick's Day Tuxedo

Drunk Lives Matter

Drunk Lives Matter
Drunk Lives Matter

Fueled by Beer and Sarcasm

Fueled by Beer and Sarcasm
Fueled by Beer and Sarcasm

Feeling Grate

Feeling Grate
Feeling Grate

Secret Ninja

Secret Ninja
Secret Ninja

Secret Message

Secret Message
Secret Message

I'm not with stupid...

I'm not with stupid...
I'm not with stupid...

Don't study me...

Don't study me...
Don't study me...

Vegetable + Seasoning = Salad.

Vegetable + Seasoning = Salad.
Vegetable + Seasoning = Salad.

PSYCHOlogist

PSYCHOlogist
PSYCHOlogist

It's hard to remember...

It's hard to remember...
It's hard to remember...

Fun Fact:

Fun Fact:
Fun Fact:

Film Critic

Film Critic
Film Critic

Be Positive

Be Positive
Be Positive

I'm Not An Introvert

I'm Not An Introvert
I'm Not An Introvert

I Will Bitch...

I Will Bitch...
I Will Bitch...

Science

Science
Science

I'm from tech support

I'm from tech support
I'm from tech support

Purrogramming for food

Purrogramming for food
Purrogramming for food

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm

I'm a purrgrammer

I'm a purrgrammer
I'm a purrgrammer

Pi is Irrational

Pi is Irrational
Pi is Irrational

Disapproval Ghost

Disapproval Ghost
Disapproval Ghost

"Come Closer" Eye Chart
"Come Closer" Eye Chart

I exercise my right to never exercise

I exercise my right to never exercise
I exercise my right to never exercise

Always Physics

Always Physics
Always Physics

Merry Extinction

Merry Extinction
Merry Extinction

Sharkasm

Sharkasm
Sharkasm

Sarcasm, wine and everything fine

Sarcasm, wine and everything fine
Sarcasm, wine and everything fine

Trump Wins

Trump Wins
Trump Wins

Ok, but first coffee.

Ok, but first coffee.
Ok, but first coffee.

Ok, but first coffee.

Ok, but first coffee.
Ok, but first coffee.

But First, Coffee!

But First, Coffee!
But First, Coffee!

Adult-ish

Adult-ish
Adult-ish

I can't adult.

I can't adult.
I can't adult.

I can't adult today

I can't adult today
I can't adult today

I can't adult today

I can't adult today
I can't adult today

The Rotation of Earth

The Rotation of Earth
The Rotation of Earth

Plants can eat the sun

Plants can eat the sun
Plants can eat the sun

They call me Pi

They call me Pi
They call me Pi

We just click

We just click
We just click

It was a snaccident...

It was a snaccident...
It was a snaccident...

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm

You're closer to death today!

You're closer to death today!
You're closer to death today!

Coffee Lifeline

Coffee Lifeline
Coffee Lifeline

If you can read this, please back the fuck up.

If you can read this, please back the fuck up.
If you can read this, please back the fuck up.

Cloud raining / eating watermelon

Cloud raining / eating watermelon
Cloud raining / eating watermelon

Chemistry is like cooking

Chemistry is like cooking
Chemistry is like cooking! Just don't lick the spoon.

I work hard...

I work hard...
I work hard...

I work hard...

I work hard...
I work hard...

Cats...I can't have them all ):

Cats...I can't have them all ):
Cats...I can't have them all ):

Dogs...I can't have them all ):

Dogs...I can't have them all ):
Dogs...I can't have them all ):

Once you go black...

Once you go black...
Once you go black...

I'm a little chili

I'm a little chili
I'm a little chili

I do what I want!

I do what I want!
I do what I want!

Coffee Element

Coffee Element
Coffee Element

My Little Man

My Little Man
My Little Man

Winter Baby

Winter Baby
Winter Baby

Santa Baby

Santa Baby
Santa Baby

Paper Airplane

Paper Airplane
Paper Airplane

Schrodinger's Cat

Schrodinger's Cat
Schrodinger's Cat

Isaac Newton

Isaac Newton
Isaac Newton

Einstein, Albert Einstein

Einstein, Albert Einstein
Einstein, Albert Einstein

Galileo Galilei

Galileo Galilei
Galileo Galilei

Go fuck yourself

Go fuck yourself
Go fuck yourself

I hope you land on a bear trap

I hope you land on a bear trap
I hope you land on a bear trap

Do what you want to do

Do what you want to do
Do what you want to do

Mummy to be

Mummy to be
Mummy to be

My Hobbies

My Hobbies
My Hobbies

My weekend is all booked!

My weekend is all booked!
My weekend is all booked!

I work on computers.

I work on computers.
I work on computers.

I kissed a dog

I kissed a dog
I kissed a dog

I own you

I own you
I own you

Training Tiny Humans

Training Tiny Humans
Training Tiny Humans

Introverts Unite

Introverts Unite
Introverts Unite

Girls like Halloween

Girls like Halloween
Girls like Halloween

Girls like Halloween

Girls like Halloween
Girls like Halloween

Panda Bear: Venn Diagram

Panda Bear: Venn Diagram
Panda Bear: Venn Diagram

Inner child at play

Inner child at play
Inner child at play

You're Overreacting

You're Overreacting
You're Overreacting (Funny Science & Chemistry Humor)

Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!

Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!
Schrodinger's Cat: Dead or Alive!

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm: is elemental to my being.

Autism is a Superpower

Autism is a Superpower
Autism is a Superpower

Powered by plants

Powered by plants
Powered by plants

Powered by plants

Powered by plants
Powered by plants

Republican for the right reasons!

Republican for the right reasons!
Republican for the right reasons!

The Box

The Box
The Box

Outside the box

Outside the box
Outside the box

Think outside the box

Think outside the box
Think outside the box

Think

Think
Think

Shit just got real!

Shit just got real!
Shit just got real!

He He He

He He He
He He He

I'm retired

I'm retired
I'm retired

Weekend Forecast: Drinking

Weekend Forecast: Drinking
Weekend Forecast: Drinking

Electrical Engineering Grandpa

Electrical Engineering Grandpa
Electrical Engineering Grandpa

Mechanical Engineering Grandpa

Mechanical Engineering Grandpa
Mechanical Engineering Grandpa

Drink with a nurse

Drink with a nurse
Drink with a nurse

I'm Irish Today

I'm Irish Today
I'm Irish Today

Autistic Hero

Autistic Hero
Autistic Hero

Leukemia Hero

Leukemia Hero
Leukemia Hero

Breast Cancer Hero

Breast Cancer Hero
Breast Cancer Hero

Weed

Weed
Weed

Yoga

Yoga
Yoga

Engineering Grandpa

Engineering Grandpa
Never underestimate a grandpa with an engineering degree.

Nurse's Daughter / Son

Nurse's Daughter / Son
Nurse's Daughter / Son

The Nurse's Mom

The Nurse's Mom
The Nurse's Mom

The Nurse's Dad

The Nurse's Dad
The Nurse's Dad

Paw Lifeline

Paw Lifeline
Paw Lifeline

Drinking

Drinking
Drinking

Baking

Baking
Baking

Weekend Forecast

Weekend Forecast
Weekend Forecast

Study Definition

Study Definition
Study Definition

Math is a problem

Math is a problem
Math is a problem

Math Problems

Math Problems
Math Problems

Morons

Morons
Morons

Dark Energy

Dark Energy
Dark Energy

Dirty Dinosaur

Dirty Dinosaur
Dirty Dinosaur

Complimentary Angles

Complimentary Angles
Complimentary Angles

Fuck Bacon

Fuck Bacon
Fuck Bacon

I'd rather be walking my dog.

I'd rather be walking my dog.
I'd rather be walking my dog.

Funny Chemistry Sayings

Funny Chemistry Sayings
Funny Chemistry Sayings

Chemistry is like cooking

Chemistry is like cooking
Chemistry is like cooking

Screw Lab Safety

Screw Lab Safety
Screw Lab Safety

Screw Lab Safety

Screw Lab Safety
Screw Lab Safety

Snowman Baby

Snowman Baby
Snowman Baby

Dark Humor

Dark Humor
Dark Humor

Alphabet

Alphabet
Alphabet

Confucius Wisdom

Confucius Wisdom
Confucius Wisdom

Let me out

Let me out
Let me out

Shh...

Shh...
Shh...

Math problems...

Math problems...
Math problems...

Today is your day

Today is your day
Today is your day

Today isn't your day

Today isn't your day
Today isn't your day

I've got twins

I've got twins
I've got twins

Dick

Dick
Dick

My Week

My Week
My Week

I wish

I wish
I wish

Broken Heart

Broken Heart
Broken Heart

Good morning world

Good morning world
Good morning world

Fuck off

Fuck off
Fuck off

Muffins are healthy

Muffins are healthy
Muffins are healthy

Balls

Balls
Balls

Shower Curtains

Shower Curtains
Shower Curtains

Go Sports!

Go Sports!
Go Sports!

I found this corny blwh

I found this corny blwh
I found this corny blwh

I found this corny

I found this corny
I found this corny

Is it January yet?

Is it January yet?
Is it January yet?

I need glasses

I need glasses
I need glasses

Moose Christmas Pattern

Moose Christmas Pattern
Moose Christmas Pattern

Sheldon's 73

Sheldon's 73
Sheldon's 73

Sheldon's Squares

Sheldon's Squares
Sheldon's Squares

Her Belly

Her Belly
Her Belly

The Bump

The Bump
The Bump

Arriving in...

Arriving in...
Arriving in...

Drinking for three

Drinking for three
Drinking for three

Got Beer?

Got Beer?
Got Beer?

Dad to be

Dad to be
Dad to be

Retirement

Retirement
Retirement

I'm lying

I'm lying
I'm lying

I'm a magician

I'm a magician
I'm a magician

Not giving a fuck

Not giving a fuck
Not giving a fuck

Miracle Loading

Miracle Loading
Miracle Loading

Miracle in Progress

Miracle in Progress
Miracle in Progress

B Bomb

B Bomb
B Bomb

Coming Soon

Coming Soon
Coming Soon

Baby Loading

Baby Loading
Baby Loading

It's a boy / girl

It's a boy / girl
It's a boy / girl

Farting Unicorn

Farting Unicorn
Farting Unicorn

Grammar Nazi

Grammar Nazi
Grammar Nazi

Humanity

Humanity
Humanity

Fork Off Already

Fork Off Already
Fork Off Already

Life is like a penis

Life is like a penis
Life is like a penis

Let's hunt grandpa

Let's hunt grandpa
Let's hunt grandpa

Vodka

Vodka
Vodka

It's never too latte

It's never too latte
It's never too latte

Exponential Growth

Exponential Growth
Exponential Growth

Sarcasm

Sarcasm
Sarcasm

You're ugly

You're ugly
You're ugly

Fuck Off

Fuck Off
Fuck Off

WTF

WTF
WTF

Duct Tape

Duct Tape
Duct Tape

My voices

My voices
My voices

You're a DJ

You're a DJ
You're a DJ

Physics is the Reason

Physics is the Reason
Physics is the Reason

You're too hard on me

You're too hard on me
You're too hard on me

Get your shit together

Get your shit together
Get your shit together

I'm not crazy

I'm not crazy
I'm not crazy

Smart

Smart
Smart

Newton's First Law

Newton's First Law
Newton's First Law

Potential Energy

Potential Energy
Potential Energy

I workout

I workout
I workout

I like you

I like you
I like you

Sodium Cute

Sodium Cute
Sodium Cute

Release Date

Release Date
Release Date

Pretty Daughters

Pretty Daughters
Pretty Daughters

Atoms

Atoms
Atoms

Redneck Beard

Redneck Beard
Redneck Beard

Redneck

Redneck
Redneck

Caffeine Loading

Caffeine Loading
Caffeine Loading

I doubt it

I doubt it
I doubt it

Drinking Buddy

Drinking Buddy
Drinking Buddy

Myself

Myself
Myself

Patience

Patience
Patience

Coming In Style

Coming In Style
Coming In Style

Don't Touch

Don't Touch
Don't Touch

FBI

FBI
FBI

Due in...

Due in...
Due in...

Hungry

Hungry
Hungry

Knocked Up

Knocked Up
Knocked Up

Pink or Blue

Pink or Blue
Pink or Blue

Don't Touch It

Don't Touch It
Don't Touch It

Autistic=Perfect

Autistic=Perfect
Autistic=Perfect

Arriving in...

Arriving in...
Arriving in...

Baby Toys

Baby Toys
Baby Toys

Drink Beer

Drink Beer
Drink Beer

Kiss Me

Kiss Me
Kiss Me

Leprechaun

Leprechaun
Leprechaun

Who's Your Paddy?

Who's Your Paddy?
Who's Your Paddy?

Irish You Were Beer

Irish You Were Beer
Irish You Were Beer

Irish

Irish
Irish

Penny's Door

Penny's Door
Penny's Door

50% Irish

50% Irish
50% Irish

100% Drunk

100% Drunk
100% Drunk

Horizontal Runner

Horizontal Runner
Horizontal Runner

She Wants

She Wants
She Wants

Keep Calm

Keep Calm
Keep Calm

Triathlon Skills

Triathlon Skills
Triathlon Skills

Swim Bike Run Water

Swim Bike Run Water
Swim Bike Run Water

Tri Mommy, Tri

Tri Mommy, Tri
Tri Mommy, Tri

Tri Daddy, Tri

Tri Daddy, Tri
Tri Daddy, Tri

Tri Like A Girl

Tri Like A Girl
Tri Like A Girl

iTri

iTri
iTri

Threesome Anyone?

Threesome Anyone?
Threesome Anyone?

Kiss Me

Kiss Me
Kiss Me

Who Needs Luck?!

Who Needs Luck?!
Who Needs Luck?!

Who Needs Luck?

Who Needs Luck?
Who Needs Luck?

Nerd Love

Nerd Love
Nerd Love

Baby Volume

Baby Volume
Baby Volume

Volume Control

Volume Control
Volume Control

Hate/Love

Hate/Love
Hate/Love

Love/Hate

Love/Hate
Love/Hate

Diaper Loading

Diaper Loading
Diaper Loading

Baby on Board

Baby on Board
Baby on Board

Baby Evolution

Baby Evolution
Baby Evolution

Mmmmmm...Pi

Mmmmmm...Pi
Mmmmmm...Pi

Baldness

Baldness
Baldness

Silence

Silence
Silence

Quiet

Quiet
Quiet

Baby Loading

Baby Loading
Baby Loading

Blood

Blood
Blood

Fuck

Fuck
Fuck

Too Drunk (Editable)

Too Drunk

Too Drunk
Too Drunk

Drink all day

Drink all day
Drink all day.

Stand Back

Stand Back
Stand Back

I've got your back

I've got your back
I've got your back!

Got your back!

Got your back!
I've Got your back!

I don't care!

I don't care!
Hi. I don't care. Bye!

Brain cannot be found!

Brain cannot be found!
The brain cannot be found! The intelligence you are looking for might have been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

Girl Skull

Girl Skull
It's a girl's skull!

Glass Theory

Glass Theory
Pessimist: the glass is half empty. Optimist: the glass is half full. Engineer: the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

Grounded for life!

Grounded for life!
Grounded for life!

Horny

Horny
I am horny...(I like horns)

Left-Handed

Left-Handed
I may be left-handed, but I'm allways right!

Mom?...

Mom?...
Mom? Orange Juice!

Been Grounded

Been Grounded
I've been grounded

Run Dos

Run Dos
c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run

Run/Dos/Run

Run/Dos/Run
c:/dos c:/dos/run run/dos/run

See that line?

See that line?
See that line? I didn't!

Practice Makes Perfect

Practice Makes Perfect
Practice Makes Perfect!

Unicorn Believers

Unicorn Believers
National Association of Unicorn Believers - NAUB

Chick Magnet

Chick Magnet
Chick Magnet

Under New Management

Under New Management
Under New Management - Just Married!

The MAN behind the Belly

The MAN behind the Belly
The MAN behind the Belly

Great in bed

Great in bed
I'm great in bed - I can sleep for hours!

Smoke after sex

Smoke after sex
If you smoke after sex, you're doing it to fast!

Eat, Sleep, Eat

Eat, Sleep, Eat
Eat, Sleep, Eat

Knot a blonde

Knot a blonde
I'm knot a blonde! I'm knot, I'm knot, I'm knot!

I love my nuts

I love my nuts
I love my nuts!

Blonde Equation

Blonde Equation
Funny Blonde Equation: six=6

I'm Nuts

I'm Nuts
I'm nuts about you!

How to puke

How to puke
How to puke

To arr is pirate

To arr is pirate
To err is human, to arr is pirate!

Errr!

Errr!
Errr Pirate!

Fucking Burgers

Fucking Burgers
Fucking Burgers

Anna Karenina

Anna Karenina
What have you done, Anna Karenina?

Handcuffs

Handcuffs
The smallest handcuffs in the world!

Bigger than yours

Bigger than yours
My nuts are bigger than yours!

Go Asian

Go Asian
Once you go asian, you never go caucasian!

Go Black

Go Black
Once you go black, you never go back!

Funny Face

Funny Face
Funny fashion face with moustache and aviator style glasses!

Go Green

Go Green
Go Green

Read Books

Read Books
Read books not t-shirts!

Can't Marry

Can't Marry
If we can't marry, then you can't divorce!

Congratulations

Congratulations
Congratulations, you're an idiot!

Need Love

Need Love
All you need is love!

I'm with stupid

I'm with stupid
I'm with stupid

Boob

Boob
How we see boobies!

Foundation of any relationship

Foundation of any relationship
Foundation of any relationship

Disability

Disability
Getting over your disability!

Use Stairs

Use Stairs
In case of fire use stairs!

Best Sex

Best Sex
Bad sex, good sex, best sex!

I love your tits

I love your tits
I love your tits

Go fuck yourself!

Go fuck yourself!
Go fuck yourself!

Samurai on the toilet

Samurai on the toilet
Samurai on the toilet

Jesus Saves

Jesus Saves
Jesus saves but Jews invest wisely!

Circular Reasoning

Circular Reasoning
Circular reasoning works because

Stop Following Me

Stop Following Me
Stop Following Me

Let's go back!

Let's go back!
Ok, let's go back!

Fuck you!

Fuck you!
Fuck you and fuck her too!

I try to be good!

I try to be good!
I try to be good but I get bored!

Life Is Short

Life Is Short
Life is short and so is your penis!

Real Friends

Real Friends
Real friends show me their boobs!

Read This

Read This
If you can read this you really need to get laid!

ABCDEFG

ABCDEFG
A boy can do everything for girl! Girls forget everything done & catches new boy again!

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Loading... Please Wait!
Loading... Please Wait!

Free Hugs

Free Hugs
Free Hugs

Got Your Back

Got Your Back
I got your back!

BEER

BEER
BEER

Caution

Caution
Caution: This is Sparta!

Bad Things

Bad Things
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people!

Got hope?

Got hope?
Got hope? I do!

Small Things

Small Things
Small Things Bring Happiness...

Must Rest

Must Rest
You must rest during the day so you can sleep at night!

Yes...

Yes...
Yes...I can drive a stick!

Half Full Glass

Half Full Glass
Glass theory!

Pauses

Pauses
Pauses

Best Friend

Best Friend
Best Friend

Bazinga Cross Bands

Bazinga Cross Bands
Bazinga Cross Bands

Love Actually

Love Actually
Love Actually

Bigger Balls

Bigger Balls
Bigger Balls

Hugz?

Hugz?
Cactus Hugs!

Kids Today

Kids Today
Kids Today

Wireless Technology

Wireless Technology
Wireless Technology

Nuclear Evolution

Nuclear Evolution
Nuclear Evolution

Computer Evolution

Computer Evolution
Computer Evolution

Stupidity

Stupidity
Stupidity is not a crime. You are free to go!

Stick Up

Stick Up
I'll stick up for you!

Freaky Birds

Freaky Birds
Freaky Birds

You bored me!

You bored me!
For a minute there, you bored me to death...

You're boring me!

You're boring me!
You're boring me to death...

Born Cool

Born Cool
I was born cool but global warming made me hot!

Sober

Sober
Also available in sober!

Make my day

Make my day
Make my day and look away.

OMG!

OMG!
OMG! The sky is blue!

Silence is golden

Silence is golden
Silence is golden but duct tape is shiny!

I'm perfect

I'm perfect
I'm perfect! Conditions may apply.

Happy

Happy
If you're happy and you know it keep it to yourself!

Apple Pi

Apple Pi
Apple Pi

Apple Pie

Apple Pie
Apple Pie

Why the long face?

Why the long face?
Why the long face?

Not me

Not me
That doesn't look anything like me...

You've pun on weight

You've pun on weight
You've pun on weight

I'm getting a tattoo

I'm getting a tattoo
I'm getting a tattoo...Where?!

Pull Yourself Together

Pull Yourself Together
Pull Yourself Together

BBQ

BBQ
BBQ

Your Girlfriend

Your Girlfriend
Your girlfriend wants me!

Fur is for animals

Fur is for animals
Fur is for animals, not rich idiots!

Jealous

Jealous
Does your ass ever get jealous?

Dating Explained

Dating Explained
Dating Explained

We have Pi!

We have Pi!
Cone to the nerd side. We have pie!

Nerd Side

Nerd Side
Come to the nerd side. We have pie!

Needy Baby

Needy Baby
Needy Baby, Greedy Baby!

Bring a sweater

Bring a sweater
Bring a sweater, it's slow outside!

King of nerds

King of nerds
I'm not some kind of nerd. I am the king of nerds!

Gay Test

Gay Test
If you see two people dancing, I've got bad news for you...

Insert Coin

Insert Coin
Insert Coin, Play, Game Over!

Atheist

Atheist
God made me an atheist. Who are you to question his wisdom?

Organize

Organize
Organize

Italian Speaking

Italian Speaking
Italian Speaking

Spock Badge

Spock Badge
Spock Badge

Star Trek Badge

Star Trek Badge
Star Trek Badge

Spock Insignia

Spock Insignia
Spock Insignia

Why I'm Single

Why I'm Single
Why I'm Single

Flat Chest

Flat Chest
Roses are red, violets are black, why is your chest, as flat as your back?

You're ugly

You're ugly
Roses are red, violets are blue, I thought I was ugly, but then I met you.

Nice tits

Nice tits
Roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at poems, nice tits!

Games

Games
Games don't make you violent, lag does!

Cute Face

Cute Face
Cute Face

Zombie Apocalypse

Zombie Apocalypse
Zombie Apocalypse

Stupid People

Stupid People
Stupid People

Waiting...

Waiting...
Waiting...

Here, Zombie

Here, Zombie
Here, Zombie

Pink Cube

Pink Cube
Pink cube: for blondes only!

Survival Partner

Survival Partner
Survival Partner

Stupid

Stupid
Others are stupid.

Sheldon's D20

Sheldon's D20
20 Sided Dice.

Boo!

Boo!
Boo!

I'm Real

I'm Real
I'm Real

NeckTie

NeckTie
NeckTie

Suit

Suit
Suit

Alcohol

Alcohol
Alcohol

Middle Finger

Middle Finger
Middle Finger

Melt Ice

Melt Ice
Melt Ice

Delicious

Delicious
Delicious

Ate Pi

Ate Pi
Ate Pi

Drink

Drink
Drink all day!

Men

Men
Men

Bacon

Bacon
Bacon

No Smoking

No Smoking
No Smoking

Try Religion

Try Religion
Try Religion

Pie to Pi

Pie to Pi
Pie to Pi

Thinking Pi

Thinking Pi
Thinking Pi

Math Problems

Math Problems
Math Problems

I Rawr You

I Rawr You
I Rawr You

Killing People

Killing People
Killing People

Sexy

Sexy
Sexy

Pizza

Pizza
Pizza

Lonely

Lonely
Lonely

Autism

Autism
Autism

AsPie

AsPie
AsPie

AsPiE

AsPiE
AsPiE

Alcohol and Calculus

Alcohol and Calculus
Alcohol and Calculus

I am a Penis

I am a Penis
I am a Penis

People

People
People

I Pooped Today

I Pooped Today
I Pooped Today

Dad's Lucky

Dad's Lucky
Dad's Lucky

Perfect

Perfect
Perfect

Raining Cats And Dogs

Raining Cats And Dogs
Raining Cats And Dogs

Hello Titty

Hello Titty
Hello Titty

Autism Ribbon

Autism Ribbon
Autism Ribbon

Time's Up

Time's Up
Time's Up

Big Brother

Big Brother
Big Brother

Big Sister

Big Sister
Big Sister

In The Nuts

In The Nuts
In The Nuts

To Do List

To Do List
To Do List

Autism Puzzle

Autism Puzzle
Autism Puzzle

Zombie Evolution

Zombie Evolution
Zombie Evolution

E-Male

E-Male
E-Male

Drinking Buddy (Editable)

Drinking Buddy (Editable)
Drinking Buddy (Editable)

Hunger Games

Hunger Games
Hunger Games

Being Me

Being Me
Being Me

Sarcastic Comment

Sarcastic Comment
Sarcastic Comment

Kill Zombies

Kill Zombies
Kill Zombies

Being Bored

Being Bored
Being Bored

Wipe Your Ass

Wipe Your Ass
Wipe Your Ass

May the 4th

May the 4th
May the 4th

Florida

Florida
Florida

Amateur PornStar

Amateur PornStar
Amateur PornStar

Please Wait...

Please Wait...
Please Wait...

Female = Iron Man

Female = Iron Man
Female = Iron Man

Teamwork

Teamwork
Teamwork

Recycle

Recycle
Recycle

Attention Zombies

Attention Zombies
Attention Zombies

I donut like you!

I donut like you!
I donut like you!

Hug Me

Hug Me
Hug Me

Humerus

Humerus
Humerus

Go Left

Go Left
Go Left

Stop Talking

Stop Talking
Stop Talking

Super Dad

Super Dad
Super Dad

Fat Personality

Fat Personality
Fat Personality

Screw You

Screw You
Screw You

Certified

Certified
Certified

Born This Way

Born This Way
Born This Way

Love Is Love

Love Is Love
Love Is Love

Choose Love

Choose Love
Choose Love

Equality

Equality
Equality

Gay Pride

Gay Pride
Gay Pride

I Love Math

I Love Math
I Love Math

Stop! You're under a rest!

Stop! You're under a rest!
Stop! You're under a rest!

Connect the dots!

Connect the dots!
Connect the dots!

I got your back

I got your back
I got your back

Fat People

Fat People
Fat People

Delicious

Delicious
Delicious

Overreacting

Overreacting
Overreacting

Proud Autism

Proud Autism
Proud Autism

Too Evolved

Too Evolved
Too Evolved

I'm not insane

I'm not insane
I'm not insane

Knock...Penny?!

Knock...Penny?!
Knock...Penny?!

Cooking Weapon

Cooking Weapon
Cooking Weapon

Run Like a Mother

Run Like a Mother
Run Like a Mother

Delicious Pi

Delicious Pi
Delicious Pi

Drink Water

Drink Water
Drink Water

Geek's Life

Geek's Life
Geek's Life

Geek

Geek
Geek

I am a Geek

I am a Geek
I am a Geek

Breast Cancer Support

Breast Cancer Support
Breast Cancer Support

Wear Pink

Wear Pink
Wear Pink

I Wear Pink

I Wear Pink
I Wear Pink

Team Support

Team Support
Team Support

Wear Pink

Wear Pink
Wear Pink

Spork

Spork
Spork

Spork Family

Spork Family
Spork Family

Space Invader

Space Invader
Space Invader

Sheldon's 43

Sheldon's 43
Sheldon's 43

GoldFish

GoldFish
GoldFish

IT Service Desk

IT Service Desk
IT Service Desk

Wheel of Answers

Wheel of Answers
Wheel of Answers

Apple Love

Apple Love
Apple Love

The Formula

The Formula
The Formula

The Alphabet

The Alphabet
The Alphabet

Knock...Amy?!

Knock...Amy?!
Knock...Amy?!

Right Meow

Right Meow
Right Meow

Glass Theory

Glass Theory
Glass Theory

Freedom

Freedom
Freedom

Grammar

Grammar
Grammar

Baby FootPrint

Baby FootPrint
Baby FootPrint


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