If you think Trucks are for Girls, have an appreciation for southern dishes like Grits and gravy or just enjoy having a reason to smile, then Twistedmare Designs has what you're looking for. Our slightly twisted Cousins t-shirt will make you the hit of your next family reunion or display our funny Roadkill bumper sticker on your car, van or truck to make the kinfolk think twice before showing up at your house at supper time. Looking for a birthday gift? Let them know they're not getting older, they're getting better with our Vintage design on coffee mugs, clocks and license plate frames. Need something different for a bridal shower? Our sexy No Nagging thong is sure to raise a few eyebrows!

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Roadkill Roadkill, it's not just for breakfast anymore!	Cousins "Cousins, after third it don't count." Down here we like to keep it in the family. Show your family love with tees, mugs, bumper stickers and more featuring this phrase.	Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls! You don't have to be a Bubba to drive a truck, girls like to go four wheeling too! Check inside for sexy tees, tanks and gifts for yourself or the truck drivin' lady
got grits? Show the world your love for this "down home" delicacy with tees, mugs, buttons and more inside.	Southern Belle Show your southern pride with "Southern Belle" gear from Twisted Mare. Tees, mugs and more inside.	Hang On! No whiners allowed! Your passengers will know what they're in for when you have our "Hang On" bumper stickers and license plate frame on your car, truck, motorcycle or RV.
Do Not Speak out against war and violence, let the girl in the next cubicle know you're not in the mood for her drama or drop a hint that you've had all of your wife's nagging that you can take.	I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage Getting old or aged to perfection? "I'm Not Old, I'm Vintage" on mugs, clocks, t-shirts and more, makes a great birthday gift.	Peace, Love, Happiness T-shirts, tanks, hoodies and more spread the message of Peace, Love and Happiness with cute smileys, red hearts and peace signs.
Hillbilly Diva Her overalls are designer, her cutoffs are pressed and she never leaves the trailer without her lipstck.	Baby Bumps Most designs on Twisted Mare are available in maternity styles, but these were created with the mother-to-be in mind. Check inside for unique ways to announce your blessed event.	My 4 x 4 License Plate Frame $12.99